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Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
woke up this morning and ran to the toilet because i felt some diarrhea coming

blew up the toilet. finished my business. 10 minutes later i had the same feeling like diarrhea was about to squirt out of my rear end in a top hat and onto my underwear.

so, i went to the toilet again. sat there for about 30 goddamn minutes to make sure it was all out.

get back to my room, and BOOM. feels like i am about to poo poo my pants.

ive been doing this all day every hour or so. what the gently caress is wrong with my rear end???

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Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

You have been posting quite a bit lately.

HAHAHA!!!!

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Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Reverse Centaur posted:

That happened to me when a Chinese co-worker offered me some "full moon" celebration thing and it had an old duck egg in it, which she didn't mention until after I swallowed.

I would be beyond pissed

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Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
The tables have turned. I get the diarrhea feeling, run to the bathroom, and nothing comes out. I'm constipated with diarrhea. gently caress my rear end

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Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Who wants a lovely dick?

i do

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Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Imodium imodium imodium

Dis i say imodium yet?

thanks

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