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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



tomorrow at 10 am pst, all your wildest dreams will come true in real time in san francisco, the hype is real. stay tuned to this thread for live updates*

*updates will be provided live from my bedroom approximately at 6 pm pst when I get home

i'm getting the 6s

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2015/?cid=wwa-uk-kwg-features

thanks for the link fucko

Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

ethanol posted:

i'm getting the AIDS

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

apple sucks, gently caress you op

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
i hope you drop your iphone and it breaks

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

circ dick soleil posted:

i hope you drop your iphone and it breaks
the one thing i can give iphones is that they're loving durable. i've thrown mine against my car where it bounced off and landed screen-down on asphalt. no damage at all.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
im going to slit my wrists

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




thanks for the link

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

steve jobs posted:

“If enough people see the machine you won’t have to convince them to architect cities around it. It’ll just happen.”

That machine:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I Greyhound posted:

That machine:



dude im quivering wtih ancitpiction

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
i once asked siri for "gas" because i wanted the nearest gas station and she said "i thought so"

loving bitch

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I am excited for a new idevice that is the same as the previous one.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

circ dick soleil posted:

i hope you drop your iphone and it breaks

I hope I drop mine and it breaks so I have an excuse to upgrade from a 6 to a 6S+.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I miss Steve Jobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmbwR9J6-Yw

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




the man was a god

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




pictured: me, tomorrow, when I find out iphone 6s preorders will not be available to ATT stores for weeks-months

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



in the next high profile post-jorbs apple blunder theyre going to try to make the new apple tv a game console lol

say hello to the iOuya

starry skies above
Aug 23, 2015

by zen death robot
Remember how epic Steve Jobs introduction of the Iphone was, and how Apple then ruined that event by having some fat slob of an executive from AT&T drone on for 30 minutes?

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
IT WILL CHANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK AT EVERYTHING

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

is there gonna be a new iwatch

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

or did they give up on that already

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Parallax Scroll posted:

or did they give up on that already

it's not 'time' yet :lol:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ethanol posted:

it's not 'time' yet :lol:

lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Michael Fassbender becoming Steve Job was similar to Charlize Theron becoming that ugly serial killer woman

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



iwatch is really going to catch on in a year or two when all the obsolete iwatches are on deeply discounted at overstock.com

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The Goatfather posted:

iwatch is really going to catch on in a year or two when all the obsolete iwatches are on deeply discounted at overstock.com

I can see this happening, tbh

shreks machine
May 24, 2015

apc f/w 16 lookbook looking good

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
gonna watch 4K movies on my 3 inch phone screen - gently caress yeah gonna pay $800 for that

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


http://youtu.be/UtV80ZdpTY0

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

The Goatfather posted:

iwatch is really going to catch on in a year or two when all the obsolete iwatches are on deeply discounted at overstock.com

If I buy a watch it'll be an iWatch. But frankly I'd rather take my iPhone 6 out of my pocket to check the time than spend $400.

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
My bet: A breakfast cereal.

An Apple Breakfast Cereal.

Called FastReal.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Flocons de Jambon posted:

My bet: A breakfast cereal.

An Apple Breakfast Cereal.

Called FastReal.

Sirial

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


You have to buy a different type of bowl for each new version

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
looking forward to feeling like my phone is hopelessly out of date

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Enfield fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Sep 9, 2015

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I am excited for a new idevice that is the same as the previous one.

and still isn't water resistant

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
OH GOD IF I MISS A LIVE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM APPLE ABOUT THEIR PRODUCTS MY LIFE IS OVER HEARING ABOUT IT FOR TWO WEEKS AFTERWARDS WILL JUST CAUSE ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE OH GOD MAH APPLE PRODUCTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

rejutka posted:

OH GOD IF I MISS A LIVE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM APPLE ABOUT THEIR PRODUCTS MY LIFE IS OVER HEARING ABOUT IT FOR TWO WEEKS AFTERWARDS WILL JUST CAUSE ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE OH GOD MAH APPLE PRODUCTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it's the only thing in the world that can elicit genuine emotions from asians

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