|
Boosted_C5 posted:Apple build quality is poo poo. uh wrong fucko!
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:31 |
|
|
# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:05 |
|
ive never met an itard who was super proud of their expensive toys. all of them acted kind of embarrassed and ashamed
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:32 |
|
Amorphous Blob posted:ive never met an itard who was super proud of their expensive toys. all of them acted kind of embarrassed and ashamed we met different itards
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:33 |
|
i have owned probably 10 laptops and this 2015 15 Inch Retina Macbook Pro is by far the best, in fact.. it ... owns
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:34 |
|
Just want to remind you Apple is the best and the ATV 4 will revolutionize TV and everyone will realize how incredibly lovely set top boxes and smart TVs are. It will do to TV what the iPhone did to phones. Next 18 months are going to be Google rushing to get a version of android that supports a full app store to set top boxes and failing horribly just like they did with tablets.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:34 |
|
Locker Room Zubaz posted:Just want to remind you Apple is the best and the ATV 4 will revolutionize TV and everyone will realize how incredibly lovely set top boxes and smart TVs are. It will do to TV what the iPhone did to phones. Next 18 months are going to be Google rushing to get a version of android that supports a full app store to set top boxes and failing horribly just like they did with tablets. seriously say good by to your ps4s people, tomorrow you won't need them anymore
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:35 |
|
ethanol posted:i have owned probably 10 laptops and this 2015 15 Inch Retina Macbook Pro is by far the best, in fact.. it ... owns This dude knows whats up. Retina Macbook's are a gift from glorious leader Tim Cook and Sir Jonny Ives
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:35 |
|
etalian posted:Because they have a brand and big a profit margin on each iphone sold before you get into extra bullshit such as extended warranty plans. Yes, and their market share is bigger than any other manufacturer by orders of magnitude. I get it. It's just disheartening to see how willing a large subset of people is to shovel tons of cash for what is essentially the same loving thing as last year's shiny thing, but +1.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:35 |
|
Mooktastical posted:Yes, and their market share is bigger than any other manufacturer by orders of magnitude. I get it. It's just disheartening to see how willing a large subset of people is to shovel tons of cash for what is essentially the same loving thing as last year's shiny thing, but +1. Their brand is so good they actually spend less on marketing their phones each year than Samsung
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:36 |
|
Mooktastical posted:Yes, and their market share is bigger than any other manufacturer by orders of magnitude. I get it. It's just disheartening to see how willing a large subset of people is to shovel tons of cash for what is essentially the same loving thing as last year's shiny thing, but +1. when the +1 is extra battery life and a smaller device that your cell provider is going to pay for the majority of why would you not upgrade?
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:37 |
|
Hasta La Vista Iphone
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:38 |
|
Blazing Ownager posted:Hasta La Vista
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:39 |
|
Locker Room Zubaz posted:when the +1 is extra battery life and a smaller device that your cell provider is going to pay for the majority of why would you not upgrade? well US cell providers have started to move away from the "free" phone every two years model.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:40 |
|
people always ask me how to backup contacts or photos from an iphone. i dont know, how do you? i rock a galaxy 4 with a mini sd card, thats how i backup my all dickpics and escort numbers
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:40 |
|
Locker Room Zubaz posted:when the +1 is extra battery life and a smaller device that your cell provider is going to pay for the majority of why would you not upgrade? lol you actually believe you're not just paying a 0% loan over the course of 2 years? Do you get the warranty too? I'm so close right now dude you don't even know.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:41 |
|
toggle posted:people always ask me how to backup contacts or photos from an iphone. i dont know, how do you?
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:42 |
|
toggle posted:people always ask me how to backup contacts or photos from an iphone. i dont know, how do you? Apple has their own service, just use it since your pics will be hanging out on the apple server next to the nude Jennifer Lawrence pics,
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:42 |
|
Mooktastical posted:lol you actually believe you're not just paying a 0% loan over the course of 2 years? Do you get the warranty too? I'm so close right now dude you don't even know. I do believe that because my phone bill is still really low compared to every provider but pay as you go Tmobile
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:43 |
|
what happens if you ask Siri to suck your dick? (idk b/c i don't use apple products, that's why im asking)
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:43 |
|
toggle posted:people always ask me how to backup contacts or photos from an iphone. i dont know, how do you? everything backs up to icloud automatically like magic
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:44 |
|
etalian posted:Their brand is so good they actually spend less on marketing their phones each year than Samsung Every manufacturer is guilty of this now. I mean, it's hilarious that there are things like ip68 and wireless charging that Apple isn't implementing, while still charging ahead with their never-ending iterative process, but basically every Android phone released since like halfway through 2014 has been guilty of the same thing, too. Mooktastical fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Sep 9, 2015 |
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:44 |
|
lol at least in the US the "free" phone is cancelled by the higher monthly rates. The free phone is just a good to get you on the contract.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:45 |
|
Locker Room Zubaz posted:I do believe that because my phone bill is still really low compared to every provider but pay as you go Tmobile This is meaningless without numbers. What phone, carrier, when did you buy it, what do you pay per month, what was the upfront cost? Every phone sold for a while now has been without subsidy, with the possible exception of Sprint, who would probably buy you a prostitute if you signed up with that dogshit company and they could get away with it.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:47 |
|
ill be getting the iphone 6s with a $150 credit my total monltly bill with the phone payment will be $55 but I'll be using the $150 for the first three months or so
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:48 |
|
ethanol posted:ill be getting the iphone 6s with a $150 credit my total monltly bill with the phone payment will be $55 but I'll be using the $150 for the first three months or so Sony Z3C + T-Mo nerd plan, yo
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:53 |
|
well you sort of forced to buy a iphone if you want a decent compact smartphone. New android phones are Xbox huge
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:54 |
|
My mom has an iPhone and every time she asks for help with it I am struck by what a dogshit, retarded and exploitative interface it is. Android is so much more objectively useful that it boggles my mind that there are people who actually prefer the steaming horseshit which is iOS.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:55 |
|
My hacked My Little Pony mobile game save file is on an iPhone, and they fixed the glitch that the hack exploited, so if I ever switch to anything other than an iPhone I'll never get to watch Princess Celestia slowly walk around Ponyville on a 4 inch screen ever again. I'm going to get a 6S.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:58 |
|
CaptainSarcastic posted:My mom has an iPhone and every time she asks for help with it I am struck by what a dogshit, retarded and exploitative interface it is. Android is so much more objectively useful that it boggles my mind that there are people who actually prefer the steaming horseshit which is iOS. iOS sucks balls since Apple doesn't want you to customize basic things like default apps launching or simple things like arranging icons.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:01 |
|
etalian posted:well you sort of forced to buy a iphone if you want a decent compact smartphone. The Sony Compact series is literally the only contradiction to that. poo poo sucks. CaptainSarcastic posted:My mom has an iPhone and every time she asks for help with it I am struck by what a dogshit, retarded and exploitative interface it is. Android is so much more objectively useful that it boggles my mind that there are people who actually prefer the steaming horseshit which is iOS. I get paid for it now. Today, I had a guy call to ask why his iPhone wasn't ringing when he got calls. Turns out, the switch was flipped. Derp. I had another one last week that relied on the touch ID as his sole method of unlocking the device. As in, he forgot his pin code as soon as he set one. He also apparently had a gently caress load of pictures on it that were never backed up. Well, apparently iPhones won't let you fingerprint unlock after a restart. That was a fun one.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:04 |
|
etalian posted:iOS sucks balls since Apple doesn't want you to customize basic things like default apps launching or simple things like arranging icons. "Here is a supercomputer you can carry in your pocket! What do you mean you think it should have more than one button? One button was good enough for our classic flagship computers, and by God it's good enough for our phones!" The navigational design of iPhones seems more geared to toddlers or orangutangs than to competent adults.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:07 |
|
CaptainSarcastic posted:"Here is a supercomputer you can carry in your pocket! What do you mean you think it should have more than one button? One button was good enough for our classic flagship computers, and by God it's good enough for our phones!" "People don't know what they want until you show it to them."
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:12 |
|
the one button bullshit is just disgusting.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:24 |
|
CaptainSarcastic posted:"Here is a supercomputer you can carry in your pocket! What do you mean you think it should have more than one button? One button was good enough for our classic flagship computers, and by God it's good enough for our phones!" we defined a interface for morons who could never understand concepts like app management.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:25 |
|
toggle posted:people always ask me how to backup contacts or photos from an iphone. i dont know, how do you?
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:30 |
|
etalian posted:we defined a interface for morons who could never understand concepts like app management. Judging from the design of the iPhone one would have to surmise that the ideal Apple customer is illiterate and incapable of manual dexterity in excess of gripping a phone in their clumsy claw-like hands.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:30 |
|
CaptainSarcastic posted:Judging from the design of the iPhone one would have to surmise that the ideal Apple customer is illiterate and incapable of manual dexterity in excess of gripping a phone in their clumsy claw-like hands. Only Zoidberg thinks the design is good. etalian fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Sep 9, 2015 |
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:31 |
|
CaptainSarcastic posted:Judging from the design of the iPhone one would have to surmise that the ideal Apple customer is illiterate and incapable of manual dexterity in excess of gripping a phone in their clumsy claw-like hands. wow dude that's a lot of hyperbole nice you used to be cool
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:58 |
|
That Robot posted:wow dude See, I'm not sure that "hyperbole" is going to be handled correctly by the text-to-speech software they are pushing on us to kill our minds.
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:03 |
|
|
# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:05 |
|
CaptainSarcastic posted:See, I'm not sure that "hyperbole" is going to be handled correctly by the text-to-speech software they are pushing on us to kill our minds. Well the powers-that-be finally authorized Swiftkey, so if someone posts in GBS enough, it'll start recommending it after the "Hy".
|
# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:05 |