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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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wilfredmerriweathr posted:

I don't deny that but you better believe at the price apple charges it should do everything a windows laptop could possibly conceive of doing, and then more

the myth of apple being expensive is really hosed. iPhones cost the same as Galaxy phones and the Macbook Air is cheaper than almost every other ultrabook on the market and has build quality leagues above everything in its price range.

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Just want to remind you Apple is the best and the ATV 4 will revolutionize TV and everyone will realize how incredibly lovely set top boxes and smart TVs are. It will do to TV what the iPhone did to phones. Next 18 months are going to be Google rushing to get a version of android that supports a full app store to set top boxes and failing horribly just like they did with tablets.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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ethanol posted:

i have owned probably 10 laptops and this 2015 15 Inch Retina Macbook Pro is by far the best, in fact.. it ... owns


This dude knows whats up. Retina Macbook's are a gift from glorious leader Tim Cook and Sir Jonny Ives

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Mooktastical posted:

Yes, and their market share is bigger than any other manufacturer by orders of magnitude. I get it. It's just disheartening to see how willing a large subset of people is to shovel tons of cash for what is essentially the same loving thing as last year's shiny thing, but +1.

when the +1 is extra battery life and a smaller device that your cell provider is going to pay for the majority of why would you not upgrade?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Mooktastical posted:

lol you actually believe you're not just paying a 0% loan over the course of 2 years? Do you get the warranty too? I'm so close right now dude you don't even know.

I do believe that because my phone bill is still really low compared to every provider but pay as you go Tmobile

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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toggle posted:

people always ask me how to backup contacts or photos from an iphone. i dont know, how do you?

i rock a galaxy 4 with a mini sd card, thats how i backup my all dickpics and escort numbers

everything backs up to icloud automatically like magic

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Every major carrier has free iPhones the argument about price can't be made. The only reason to buy android is you are making the conscious decision to have an inferior product so you can be different in some weird way. Apple will lead us into the cyberpunk future just accept it

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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thathonkey posted:

That force click is a loving lame gimmick just like retina on laptops hth. Might be useful on phpnes tho (as retina is)

How is retina a gimmick? Hi dpi is the future and OS X is the only OS to really do it well. There is no downside to retina in Apple products because they are the only brand that understands how to put batteries in laptops.

Seriously guys just accept that apple is really loving good at making products that work well and are easy to use. Those who don't accept Apple just want a reason to be different than the majority and are willing to get a piece of poo poo that will never see an update and will be 100% unsupported in a year. But keep buying crap and keeping giving google all your personal data because they are truly a company that loves nerds and respects you.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Mooktastical posted:

not to mention that the retarded typical iTard wouldn't update even if they got paid to do so.

Apple has over 80% of their phones on the newest OS you literally have no idea what you are talking about and it isn't surprising since you literally used the term iTard, you should stick to blog comment sections

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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I don't have any use for a tablet aimed at designers, i write code i don't draw things. It's almost like not every product is targeted at me. Are you one of those people who bitched about the Mac Pro being more expensive than you could afford?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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LULZ look at these iSheep buying the most popular consumer electronic product ever made

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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It's going to be really funny when the iPad Pro gets more preorders then surfaces sold over the past 3 years, but that's just marketing and not apple making the best things you can buy

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Steve Jobs was a worse CEO than Tim Cook, Steve dying was the best thing to happen to the worlds first Megacorp

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Monkey Fracas posted:

whatever you think of them or the stuff they put out they have a Harley-Davidson-like consumer cult surrounding their overpriced products and it's pretty amazing

its basically because their things aren't overpriced, paying for quality feels good

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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it's almost like that quote is for a phone and not a tablet

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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The Goatfather posted:

ever since they went x86 you can literally compare them apples to apples with equivalent hardware by other vendors and see that you're paying a 50-100% price premium for the privilege of drinking the koolaid

nevermind that apple also does hilariously anti-consumer things like soldering in the ram so you can't upgrade

Except no company besides apple makes good computers, the macbook air isn't like the #1 selling computer model because it is overpriced. You are paying to get retina screens, massive batteries, and amazing touch pads.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

that's a little extreme and I think not everyone needs to be super into tech to use a phone. Apple has a large market of people who just want something easy they don't need to fiddle with too much and it charges a premium for it and it's a very successful business model.

only idiots whos time is worthless enjoy fiddling with Android and think it somehow means they have a skill people will care about

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

see dudes earlier when you said 'nah moridin there's no apple fanboys like android fanboys' here you go

Except Dell raced to the bottom and poo poo the market, Lenovo stopped making quality thinkpads and Acer/Asus have always been crap garbage. Seriously have you ever used a macbook

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

i don't enjoy fiddling with my phone but I do enjoy being able to have more options than the iPhone offers

my gf just got an iPhone 6 and she can't even change the background or theme of the texting app and basic poo poo like that lol

that isn't basic poo poo that is a really stupid thing you want that no one else gives a gently caress about. Drop your pet issues accept that Apple's designers are smarter than you when it comes to UI

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

there are only 4 companies that build computers, their names are Dell, Lenovo, Acer, and Apple

What other companies make laptops then? What are these glorious and well designed Windows computers? Samsung? HP? Alienware? Razor?

Come on be serious here. Those brands are all just as garbage as Dell, Lenovo and Acer

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

like yeah macbooks are cool to use but like I said my friend's HDD just gave out on his and he has to buy a whole new laptop now

just loving lol

every laptop but the new macbook has a replaceable SSD

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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FordPRefectLL posted:

but lol entry level 16gb again

16gb is only for enterprise customers, IMO they should just pull it from the apple store and sell it on service contracts through IBM only

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

no company makes good gaming laptops including Apple. there's a lot of good ones but the heat causes hardware failure within 2 years at best and the biggest monitor sizes are still not that big really.

otherwise there's plenty of fine offerings and more importantly when a HDD dies I don't need a whole new laptop

gaming laptops shouldn't exist just accept that gaming and laptops are not meant to go together. Laptops are for work, apple makes the best laptops for doing work, work is more important than gaming.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

cool so their flagship lol

what about the soldered RAM?

I don't give a gently caress about soldered ram... I never upgraded ram in any of my old laptops why would i start now? If the laptop can be thinner and get better battery life with soldered components then go for it. I feel like most of you that make these complaints have actually owned a laptop

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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THE DOG HOUSE posted:

god dammit this guy is making too many quotes to quote for posterity he's a machine

This is some chickenshit right here, if you disagree with me say how don't just go "LOL LOOK WHAT THIS GUY THINKS" I need more idiot arguments to shred

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

i have?

it's cheaper to buy the laptop with decent RAM then upgrade to the good RAM 6 months down the line (which is then the decent RAM and a lot cheaper)

and I don't think it affects battery life or thinness that much it's clearly also another attempt at keeping a closed environment

it costs $100 for an extra 8gb of ram so while that might be slightly more expensive than buying that ram on Amazon it means they can make the laptop have better battery life. Shits worth the trade

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

i mean look you're right for certain people, people who don't care about all that crap, Apple is way better. they have better cases (monitor, power plug, etc.) for sure.

if you do want something a little more gently caress-withable then there's other options. depending on what you need there's various 'best' options. saying only Apple makes good computers is ridiculous.

I used to be like you and think that anything I couldn't tinker with was not worth buying, then i realized I never actually tinkered with it and having the option to gently caress around with something wasn't worse getting a far worse product. Apple already won the computer and phone markets the rest of consumers who haven't bought in just haven't noticed yet. The iPhone 6s will take Apples 50% of the smartphone market up to 75% and it will just continue like this until someone besides google makes a product that isn't garbage.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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The Goatfather posted:

lol

it might save 1mm of thickness but how is it going to improve battery life? do you even know how electricity works?

Shorter traces require less power and you can fit a ton mroe battery in when you remove giant connectors on your DIMMs

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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THE DOG HOUSE posted:

dammit... I think ive been got


should have known at "macs make the best work laptops" :lol:

That's right the app store isn't the single fastest growing programming segment in the world. Uber, Instagram, Whatsapp, etc were clearly not products that relied on Apple to get where they are

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

well they do run windows in bootcamp pretty nicely :grin:

Yup!

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

A 'far worse product' come on bro what specifically is sooo much better about Apple other than some superficial crap? my LG works fine and cost a $100 and I got it just bc on my phone I literally do nothing but use 3 apps and text.


Updates and support are the two killer features that come to mind. Your LG will never get updates and if it breaks you can't bring it to the apple store, have fun RMAing that to china or whatever

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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My Q-Face posted:

Oh wait...

you think the giant battery isn't important to that? But clearly they should fill the computer up with connectors so you can upgrade ram

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Stick Figure Mafia posted:

zubaz is making a lot of posts but you android weirdos are dorks

Sitting here watching TIm Cooks favorite band ONE DIRECTION and poo poo posting while these nerds think they are winning arguments

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Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

if my $100 phone breaks I'll get a new one (and I always crack the screens another reason why I get cheap phones now)

and it just got an update actually, because android gets updated. and btw just like the Apple updates, my poo poo runs slower now. I've had iPhones. Each update, my poo poo ran successively slower. Same for my iPod video.

and if my RAM or GPU is borked out of the box I take it to Frys and exchange it.



in 10months Lolipop got 20% adoption, in 1 month iOS 8 had 60% adoption. Almost every android phone is abandoned on the OS it was shipped with, that isn't something you can dispute because it is literally the truth

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

'winning arguments' here having the meaning of reframing an argument about Apple products in general and specifically laptops to just phones.

i mean why do you care so much dude it really is cultish. not everyone needs to have the same product from the same company it's okay.

People who buy lovely products to be different are in this weird losers cult that nedes to end, my job is to make you accept that you are wrong and cave into the glorious world of shiny iOS products. Just accept it bro it's the future.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

so what though what is your point here

that android users aren't as good about updating? that's true. I purposefully didn't update for as long as I could.

The updates are never released, it isn't people not updating it is the updates literally not coming out to anyone but Nexus and Motorola customers with any actual consistency

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

I'm not paying $1000+ for a phone when I can buy one for $100 that will do what I need it to do exactly the same as an iPhone.

Like oooh I can't take 3 second videos and call them 'live photos' who cares.

no iPhone costs $1000 or even close but whatevs bro

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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That free iPhone 5s is far too much for me! $100 for a iPhone 6!!!! wow that is too rich for my blood gonna buy this Lucky Goldstar phone for $99.99 instead

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

not yet

just wait til they are adding $99 styluses to them all because 'OHH the apple PEN is just so revolutionary!'

new 6 already costs $800

The price of iPhones hasn't increased a penny since the first one was released(they actually decreased it dramatically for the 3g) It won't suddenly start increasing as they become more popular then ever.

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

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Moridin920 posted:

about once a year

I get high and leave it on my lap

one time there was a hole in my jacket and the phone fell into the toilet when I was pissing. that was an iPhone.

you are a disgusting trash human who should contemplate how they can manage to consistently break expensive things and maybe you should rethink how irresponsible you are

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