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That Robot posted:im the guy yelling at the popes corpse lol the cadaver synod doesn't have anything to do with the avignon papacy ffs also btw a pope legalized slavery another pope had an illegitimate daughter who was the hostess for his sex orgies what i'm saying is, catholicism is bs ORTHODOX4LYFE
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:14 |
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*dies from type 2 diabetes*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:16 |
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*has to credit all artistic endeavors to men because of fear of persecution against my dirty sinful vagina*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:16 |
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stops bathingto ward off the black death
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:17 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*gets visited in the middle of the night by a succubus* hot
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:17 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:18 |
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*wins archery contest, is given a gold feather.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:21 |
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*Goes to confession after having sinful thoughts from reading The Wife of Bath's tale*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:28 |
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forsooth
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:32 |
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*loses archery contest, cries in street filled with human poo poo
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:32 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:45 |
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don't doxx me
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:53 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*Goes to confession after having sinful thoughts from reading The Wife of Bath's tale* *ensuing scandal is used by theocracy to control and undermine the monarchy*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:55 |
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Gatekeeper posted:don't doxx me stop playing secular tunes on your violin and i won't doxx you anymore
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:02 |
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Fun Fact: Galileo's father wrote an essay saying polyphonic music was bad because it focused more on the music than the scripture being sung and as a result took our minds off GOD. Good thing Palestrina and Lassus came along.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:04 |
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In any era without security cameras I am stealing so much poo poo
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:08 |
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*rolls around in poo poo and viscera to mask my scent from prey*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:17 |
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Millions of Crows posted:In any era without security cameras I am stealing so much poo poo As a dishonest shopkeep, I'll tell a guard you stole before you have a chance to steal. You'll have your hands chopped off and I'll get tossed a coinpurse for keeping the village clean.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:24 |
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*gets diarrhea and dies*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:30 |
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crossposting from the serial killer thread: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Stumpp
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:30 |
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*kills cats on sight believing they carry the black plague* *rat population skyrockets*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:33 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:stop playing secular tunes on your violin and i won't doxx you anymore im curly dude
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:43 |
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Straight'eth outta Yorkshire.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:51 |
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Dean of Swing posted:Straight'eth outta Yorkshire. *sunlight glints off black tooth*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 04:57 |
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I cast magic missle on the darkness.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:07 |
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Gentwise posted:As a dishonest shopkeep, I'll tell a guard you stole before you have a chance to steal. You'll have your hands chopped off and I'll get tossed a coinpurse for keeping the village clean. I'm the son of monied nobility and i steal for fun. I'll have you exiled to the wilds. You won't survive outside the city walls.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:31 |
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*succession crisis*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:32 |
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*invents all sorts of cool mills*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:34 |
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I shovel poo poo all day and I'm covered in sores and biting insects and my toe rotted off yesterday
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:37 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:38 |
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I'm drunk off fruits that have fermented and I'm sitting on a stone wall eating a ball of horse poo poo
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:41 |
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*drinks cabbage soup, silently cherishes last remaining tooth*
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:56 |
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Wow these ages loving suck, I hope a bunch of fat nerds don't make a celebration to romanticize the hell out of us while eating turkey legs and selling fairy necklaces we did not have turkeys here back then so that would not even make any sense.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 05:57 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:burn this wizard and his futuretelling Actually, MGS V is set in the past
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:00 |
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Nooner posted:Actually, MGS V is set in the past The thumb screws 4 u
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:10 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Wow these ages loving suck, I hope a bunch of fat nerds don't make a celebration to romanticize the hell out of us while eating turkey legs and selling fairy necklaces when were turkeys invented
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:13 |
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Enfield posted:when were turkeys invented 1492 along with america
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:16 |
Im gonna go to the other side of the world and get me a doghead person https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hereford_Mappa_Mundi
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:39 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I'm drunk off fruits that have fermented and I'm sitting on a stone wall eating a ball of horse poo poo Whisky was pioneered in the middle ages awhoooop
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 06:41 |
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Back from the east i found no doghead people and they thought we were the doghead people Now im gonna get a minotaur
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