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Fluo posted:Back from the east i found no doghead people and they thought we were the doghead people At least you made it back. The edge of the world is a scary place.
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a thousand years from now perhaps people will look back on us as living in a sort of middle ages
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Sep 9, 2015 06:51
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that jew cheated me out of a pound of grain let's round them all up and murder them
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Sep 9, 2015 06:54
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Diarrhea every day.
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Sep 9, 2015 07:59
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*half the village dies of plague* *throws some Jews down a well* *dies of plague*
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Sep 9, 2015 08:09
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A missionary told me to run thru a bonfire, staying that it represented my pagan gods, it hurt like a son of a bitch! When he told me to run thru the second bonfire that represented Christ I told him to gently caress off. He claims that because this Jesus fellow didn't want me to get hurt, I didn't run thru it, and my gods don't give a poo poo about me. Maybe he's on to something...
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Sep 9, 2015 08:10
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I might not be as illiterate as people think but I'm definitely not literate enough to post well I guess some things never change
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Sep 9, 2015 08:13
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i live in a bog
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Sep 9, 2015 08:15
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I wear the same tunic every day. Never wash it. Tunic is crusty enough to stand up by itself.
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Sep 9, 2015 08:19
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*dumps large bucket of feces and piss out of the window of my castle*
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Sep 9, 2015 08:20
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I seem to have developed a toothache guess it's suicide for me
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Sep 9, 2015 08:22
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That Robot posted:im the guy yelling at the popes corpse lol no that's actually me pray back thee rear end off my poo poo
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Sep 9, 2015 08:24
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*flicks plague rat at u*
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Sep 9, 2015 08:28
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*gets put in stockades and laughed at by small children who throw rotting vegetables at me*
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Sep 9, 2015 08:30
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*prays for a savvy executioner; nothin sloppy*
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Sep 9, 2015 08:33
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"Prithee, I cannot wait to attend today's drawing and quartering!"
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Sep 9, 2015 08:34
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My house is literally made out of piss and poo poo and I love. it.
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Sep 9, 2015 08:55
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*Has a job where I chop heads off all day*
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Sep 9, 2015 09:17
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guys i have 3 heads of st john the baptist here, who will give me 50 florins
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Sep 9, 2015 09:28
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This printer is really heavy, I hope my friend really appreciates me carrying him all this way for her.
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Sep 9, 2015 10:29
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*Stocks up on high-capacity bolt cases and plenty of crossbow bolts ahead of Pope Innocent II's crossbow ban*
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Sep 9, 2015 10:35
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Apollodorus posted:the cadaver synod doesn't have anything to do with the avignon papacy ffs haha, okay *burns down the entire city of constantinople* *carts off everything of value to venice* *installs french schmuck on throne* hows orthodoxy working for you now rear end in a top hat QuoProQuid fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Sep 9, 2015 10:44
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1001 A.D. - *man sees teen complaining about poo poo everywhere and wanting to live past 40* "Pfft, loving millenials. "
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Sep 9, 2015 10:49
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 yes this is definitely what a lion looks like
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Sep 9, 2015 11:04
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"Look at our town fat man, observe his corpulence!" *Is like 140lbs*
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Sep 9, 2015 11:22
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*Goes to a restaurant* "Where do you want to sit, honey? There's an open table next to the hole in the wall." "No, let's wait until a washtub opens up."
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Sep 9, 2015 11:42
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i loving love legumes
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Sep 9, 2015 11:45
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Applewhite posted:*Goes to a restaurant* This is the equivalent of boomer parents being obsessed with booths in restaurants from some reason. Like the act of sitting at a regular table with regular chairs is completely abhorrent to them, and "Goddammit! If I'm gonna pay for food, I want a goddamn booth!"
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Sep 9, 2015 11:47
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October Revolution posted:
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Sep 9, 2015 11:47
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*is a knight who's manor gets bum rushed by pissed off peasants* *gets killed, split roasted over a fire, eaten by peasants* *wife gangraped by 12 peasants in front of our children before they cut her throat*
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Sep 9, 2015 11:53
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*lives in Constantinople* i sure do love trade, and books, and sewers, and aqueducts! man oh man, the western empire really has gone down hill once all those filthy barbarians took over, oh well i'll just put on my tunic and go see the chariot races. GO GREENS!
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Sep 9, 2015 11:58
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SA in ye olden days
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Sep 9, 2015 12:01
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Robo Reagan posted:*is a knight who's manor gets bum rushed by pissed off peasants* Who the gently caress let george rr martin contribute to this thread
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Sep 9, 2015 12:01
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You Are A Elf posted:*speaks Old English and uses eth* An. M.LXVI. On þyssum geare man halgode þet mynster æt Westmynstre on Cyldamæsse dæg 7 se cyng Eadward forðferde on Twelfts mæsse æfen 7 hine mann bebyrgede on Twelftan mæssedæg innan þære niwa halgodre circean on Westmyntre 7 Harold eorl feng to Englalandes cynerice swa swa se cyng hit him geuðe 7 eac men hine þærto gecuron 7 wæs gebletsod to cynge on Twelftan mæssedæg 7 þa ylcan geare þe he cyng wæs he for ut mid sciphere togeanes Willelme ... 7 þa hwile com Willelm eorl upp æt Hestingan on Sce Michaeles mæssedæg 7 Harold com norðan 7 him wið gefeaht ear þan þe his here com eall 7 þær he feoll 7 his twægen gebroðra Gyrð 7 Leofwine and Willelm þis land geeode 7 com to Westmynstre 7 Ealdred arceb hine to cynge gehalgode 7 menn guldon him gyld 7 gislas sealdon 7 syððan heora land bohtan.
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Sep 9, 2015 12:04
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"Soup is nearly ready, Sire." 1000 Sweaty Rikers fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Sep 9, 2015 12:12
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*is married aged 12, and pregnant by 15; has 6 babies die before their third birthday*
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Sep 9, 2015 12:15
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Astrofig posted:*is married aged 12, and pregnant by 15; has 6 babies die before their third birthday* You forgot the part where it's to your cousin and for land. *accuses people of being witches when they irk me, laugh when they get hung/drowned/burned at the stake.*
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Sep 9, 2015 12:21
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*is a medieval guard* *takes job seriously and wants to protect home and family instead of roughing up peasants or getting drunk and deciding that the guy with a badass coolguy cape and daggers sneaking around on the rafters must have just been the wind*
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Sep 9, 2015 12:25
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geld you're parents
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Astrofig posted:*is married aged 12, and pregnant by 15; has 6 babies die before their third birthday* while girls that young were married off the notion that was the norm is a bit of a myth
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