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psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Wanna know what religion doesnt do?

Put people back together.



snipe

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Chinatown posted:

im gonna eat breakfast for dinner tonight with some bacon & an omelet

...which is totally ok with sharia law, so ur with me :D

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Wanna know what religion doesnt do?

Put people back together.



:wtc:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
op what can we not do under sharia law? *sharpens number two pencil up and gets out official notepad*

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Religion doesnt solve problems either.

Like whats inside of particles and junk.



Or, build awesome poo poo.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
This thread is Taqiya !

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Smash it Smash hit posted:

op what can we not do under sharia law? *sharpens number two pencil up and gets out official notepad*

You can't be unchill and mean to otheers

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Something something religion is bad.

Something yada yada hot people arnt religious.





Religion is bad mkay.

:gas:

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
There are only 5 pillars of Islam. Think of all the time we'll save compared to using the 10 commandments or 8 beatitudes

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Arian_Samurai posted:

There are only 5 pillars of Islam. Think of all the time we'll save compared to using the 10 commandments or 8 beatitudes

we can up our efficiency AND have fun at the same time!

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
Region sure didn't help Tim Teebow make the NFL

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Cats are not religious.



:toxogond:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

sharia? more like urea am I right

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
@psyopmonkey2 :confused: why are u trying to be unchill? all ur posting is totally chill under sharia...

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Uziduke posted:

Region sure didn't help Tim Teebow make the NFL

gave him millions of dolalrs though so thats cool also, sign me up

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

gently caress da Mods posted:

@psyopmonkey2 :confused: why are u trying to be unchill? all ur posting is totally chill under sharia...

My life is a Hudud under Sharia.

STFU, you dont know what youre talking about.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

psyopmonkey2 posted:

My life is a Hudud under Sharia.

STFU, you dont know what youre talking about.

i really don't think this has been reasonably established and it seems like one of those rumors the extremely unchill anti-sharia law ppl spread around all the time.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
^^^thank u @HellYes


@PsyopMonkey2 oh wow you are very hostile, but i assure u, you're 100% ok Mukhannathun

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The problem with our current judicial system is that there aren't enough roaming gangs of enforcers beating people to death with clubs

oh, wait a minute...ho boy

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i think i know what question pysmonkey wnats to ask,

whats muhamaed (PBUH) thought on surfing? i am pro surf but its not needed because i'm chill.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Hell Yeah posted:

i really don't think this has been reasonably established and it seems like one of those rumors the extremely unchill anti-sharia law ppl spread around all the time.

1) Transgendered people are Hudud according to a whole bunch of Imams
2) Ive sucked a dick or two in my day, hudud
3) I dont wear a hijab/niqab, also hudud

STFU

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
under sharia, psyopmonkey is brutally beheaded? sign me up! i'm feeling p chill already

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

psyopmonkey2 posted:

1) Transgendered people are Hudud according to a whole bunch of Imams
2) Ive sucked a dick or two in my day, hudud
3) I dont wear a hijab/niqab, also hudud

STFU

i dont think its the actions you did that make it a hudud but how you do them (not chill) imho but i am no scholar

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i think i know what question pysmonkey wnats to ask,

whats muhamaed (PBUH) thought on surfing? i am pro surf but its not needed because i'm chill.

surfing = Totally chill


psyopmonkey2 posted:

1) Transgendered people are Hudud according to a whole bunch of Imams
2) Ive sucked a dick or two in my day, hudud
3) I dont wear a hijab/niqab, also hudud

STFU

sucking dick totally ok under sharia...

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

psyopmonkey2 posted:

1) Transgendered people are Hudud according to a whole bunch of Imams
2) Ive sucked a dick or two in my day, hudud
3) I dont wear a hijab/niqab, also hudud

STFU

all fine under sharia law according to my friend maria "sharia" gonzalez

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Lascivious Sloth posted:

under sharia, psyopmonkey is brutally beheaded? sign me up! i'm feeling p chill already

Nah, I would get stoned to death.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Nah, I would get stoned to death.

:2bong:

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

gently caress da Mods posted:

surfing = Totally chill


sucking dick totally ok under sharia...

Im not a 14 year old boy and its not thursday.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

chill af

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Hell Yeah posted:

all fine under sharia law according to my friend maria "sharia" gonzalez

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Yass.

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Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Nah, I would get stoned to death.

♫ Everybody Must Be Stoned! ♫

- Bob Dylan

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress da Mods posted:

surfing = Totally chill


sucking dick totally ok under sharia...

And Allah said "Don't forget the balls"

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Jokes of all natures are chill and cool under the good ol Shar'Shar'

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Wanna know what religion doesnt do.

Put poo poo on other poo poo in space.



what part of "moon god" do you not understand??

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Gatekeeper posted:

what part of "moon god" do you not understand??

What part of internment, I mean "protection", camps did you not understand?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
i just dont get ur ire with the shire

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

gently caress da Mods posted:

i just dont get ur ire with the shire

loving hobbits.

:argh:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Tell me mullah, is there something that Sharia is not totally OK with?

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Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

MeLKoR posted:

Tell me mullah, is there something that Sharia is not totally OK with?

please read the thread, already addressed tihs on page 1 :D

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