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snivell
Sep 9, 2015

watch out, my posts are pretty damn edgy
Cats are cuter and being someone raised on the internet I'd be going against my roots to say dogs.

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


why cant cat eat the pizza?

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Eat the pizza smashcat.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
http://www.vice.com/read/the-feds-succesfully-prosecuted-a-houston-woman-for-animal-crush-porn-this-week-909?utm_source=vicefbus

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

Cat

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!







Cats are optimal for looping, whereas dogs are optimal for eating their own poop.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

mng posted:








Cats are optimal for looping, whereas dogs are optimal for eating their own poop.

and the poop of other animals

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

mng posted:

First day at home! So tiny.



Less tiny now.



Cats are cool and self-cleaning.

Cats are self-cleaning but they make the rest of your home a filth pit

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

as a person with both cats and a dog that sheds who is a very good dog yes she is i have to say that i generally prefer the cats

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

snivell posted:

Cats are cuter and being someone raised on the internet I'd be going against my roots to say dogs.
cats are cuter than most dogs, but the best dogs are cuter than cats imo

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Pawl posted:

Cats are self-cleaning but they make the rest of your home a filth pit

Well I meant in the sense that they don't require toilet paper. They haven't developed the skills to clean out their litter boxes yet :/

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

The Whole Internet posted:

cats are cuter than most dogs, but the best dogs are cuter than cats imo


I love huskies and wolfdogs :3:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

https://vine.co/v/egdqE7ipLtZ

aint no cat
as cute as that

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Matey posted:

https://vine.co/v/egdqE7ipLtZ

aint no cat
as cute as that

Aw man, poor thing :c Stumpy legs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You can train a German Shepperd to get you a beer and trust it to defend you in case of a home invasion.

What's a cat gonna do? Piss all over a wall?

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

VendaGoat posted:

You can train a German Shepperd to get you a beer and trust it to defend you in case of a home invasion.

What's a cat gonna do? Piss all over a wall?

hey gently caress you buddy i have a trained attack cat that will piss in your eyes

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

VendaGoat posted:

You can train a German Shepperd to get you a beer and trust it to defend you in case of a home invasion.

What's a cat gonna do? Piss all over a wall?

Cats can only aim their pee holes so high, certainly not high enough to cover an entire wall meant for human inhabitants.

Don't be silly.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Protocol7 posted:

hey gently caress you buddy i have a trained attack cat that will piss in your eyes

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Not gonna lie, I'd pet both this awesome animals.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Dawgs >> Cats

Cats can be cute, but only dawgs can be cool and awesome.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

steinrokkan posted:

Dawgs >> Cats

Cats can be cute, but only dawgs can be cool and awesome.

Dawgs == Cats

They're both cool and awesome.



VendaGoat posted:

Not gonna lie, I'd pet both this awesome animals.



criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

steinrokkan posted:

Dawgs >> Cats

Cats can be cute, but only dawgs can be cool and awesome.

I have a cat that is both cute and also cool and awesome. He fetches and comes when you call him and gets protective around strangers and he forgot to have a tail.


I have both cats and dogs and I hate to say it but I probably won't have dogs again, but the cats will always be part of my life.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

criscodisco posted:

I have a cat that is both cute and also cool and awesome. He fetches and comes when you call him and gets protective around strangers and he forgot to have a tail.


I have both cats and dogs and I hate to say it but I probably won't have dogs again, but the cats will always be part of my life.

Cats are only good when they're doglike. It is known.

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"


Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
I prefer dogs but I got no beef with cats.

Cats are loving deliquents though, they give you nothing but expect everything from you.

Least dogs will chill with you, are happy to see you when you get home, have a decent chance of protecting you etc.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I never understood people who were fiercely partisan about cats or dogs. They're both cool. Dogs can be a bit more interactive and adventurous, but require more attention and space. It's a tradeoff.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Robbie Fowler posted:

Least dogs will chill with you, are happy to see you when you get home, have a decent chance of protecting you etc.
My cat does the first two. Lol if you don't know how to raise a cat that loves you.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers



my cat kicks all y'all's cats asses

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Jesus Christ posted:




my cat kicks all y'all's cats asses

nah

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
cats are worthless animals

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Whole Internet posted:

I never understood people who were fiercely partisan about cats or dogs. They're both cool. Dogs can be a bit more interactive and adventurous, but require more attention and space. It's a tradeoff.

Also most people have never been bitten by their dog whereas everyone has been clawed by their ingrate of a cat.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
This thread is going to end up with goons posting pictures of cat death and torture while simultaneously wetting the bed and starting fires

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

if you don't like cats then you haven't spent much time with them

if you just meet somebody's cat they seem only kinda okay

but if you spend a lot of time with a cat and become friends you will see that they are truly lovely and magical creatures with a subtle but incredibly deep bond and respect for you


this is my kitten Lola

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

mng posted:

I love huskies and wolfdogs :3:


who's a wuffy. who gets wuff hugs :3:

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
it depends on the individual animal

my barn cat is awesome and kills mice and rats really well, lives in the barn and never comes begging for food, but is also friendly with people

i have some other cats that are worthless and just lay on the porch all day and whine for me to feed them (which i do because i suck)

my dog is also awesome, likes people but doesnt jump up on them, she corners/trees raccoons and opossums and barks at them until i come shoot them, and chases off coyotes, and is friendly with the livestock

my neighbors dogs on the other hand are annoying fucks that bark any time they see me and occasionally worm under my neighbor's lovely fence and chase my sheep, which is enough justification to kill them if i caught them in the act but i don't because my neighbor is an old widow and a generally nice lady

some dogs/cats are cool and some aren't hth

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

you can't just talk about barns and barn cats and stuff and act like you live the normal human experience bro

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The three best things to do with a cat:

1) Be nice to it because it's a horrible harmless little monster and that's what a superior being should do to things like that, it is the arete of a wise man

2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmMU0Gi5ZPg

3)



Sorry cattes, you're more funny than you are good.

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