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The question is real simple but there are many possible answers. Whats yours.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:34 |
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a bay posted:The question is real simple but there are many possible answers. Whats yours. I plug my butthole with some TP and call it good.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:35 |
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i dont
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:37 |
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raise my rear end up an inch or two and go in from the side at an angle
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:45 |
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i feel like our wiping solutions are lacking
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:45 |
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Real men don't.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:46 |
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I stand up. Apparently you're not supposed to do that. I clean out most of the act with regular toilet paper, then finish up with a couple of wet wipes. I'm next loving level.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:46 |
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on my hands n knees staring at pictures of my dead dad on my cell phone
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:51 |
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Ape Fist posted:I'm next loving level.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:52 |
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Gatekeeper posted:on my hands n knees staring at pictures of my dead dad on my cell phone How efficient is this and, provided it is better than my current technique, will i have to kill my father?
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:52 |
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start from the balls and work your way back
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:52 |
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oh m bad i thought it said "how do you SWIPE"
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:53 |
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Blahsmack posted:start from the balls and work your way back
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:54 |
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I only poop once a month, usually my stomach hurts pretty bad. I use wet wipes FYI
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:54 |
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Nooner posted:How efficient is this and, provided it is better than my current technique, will i have to kill my father? GETs the ol' crevice lookin p good, def worth a try, and murder you're father regardless bud
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:54 |
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Ape Fist posted:I stand up. Apparently you're not supposed to do that. I clean out most of the act with regular toilet paper, then finish up with a couple of wet wipes. I just use wet wipes. gently caress toilet paper. It beads up in my rear end in a top hat hair.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:54 |
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Write zeros 7 times.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:56 |
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I have to use one of those pinche arm extender things because otherwise can't reach. I make a sound like "UNGFFFFF"
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:57 |
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hard and fast decisive wipes
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:58 |
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requestign pic of dude threadign tp thru his legs and gets lovely tp up his back and over his head tia
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:58 |
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you put your left foot in you take your right foot you you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:59 |
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Lot of wet wipers here... are those things good or just more effective
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:47 |
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a bay posted:Lot of wet wipers here... are those things good or just more effective i eat a terrible diet so my poo poo flies out of me and coats everything it passes in a thick layer of itself so wipes are good and effective because like awhole roll of the TP aint removin that shitcake but the wipe breaks it down lyke an enzyyme
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:49 |
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That ms paint .jpeg of a guy pulling a roll of lovely toilet paper around his leg and up his butt. It has a blue background, you know the one.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:49 |
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i take mostly good poops but without fail after every poop a tiny nugget will stay behind and won't be in place to be poo poo out for at least 10-20 minutes so i have to double tap all of my poops it also means i have to use almost as much toilet paper as a woman
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:51 |
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save up your shits for a couplea days and do it all at once before you shower gently caress how do you idiots manage to feed an clothes yourselfes when you cant poo poo properly
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:53 |
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Gatekeeper posted:save up your shits for a couplea days and do it all at once before you shower gently caress how do you idiots manage to feed an clothes yourselfes when you cant poo poo properly Weigh yourself before and after its a hoot Fake edit: lol like any goon owns a bathroom scale
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:56 |
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cock one leg over the bathroom basin and shove a bar of soap up there
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:57 |
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Ive never poohed
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:59 |
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toggle posted:Ive never poohed you should see a doctor about that. it should've happened by now
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:00 |
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Germstore posted:you should see a doctor about that. it should've happened by now I've just been too busy
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:03 |
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i was reloading posted:I just use wet wipes. gently caress toilet paper. It beads up in my rear end in a top hat hair. #madlad #legend
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:04 |
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take 3 squares of thick/quilted tp and fold in half (1.5 sq length) or 6 squares thin and fold twice starting with a firm finger behind the top of the fold (while sitting of course wtf is wrong with you ppl), wipe with confidence on the first pass inspect and admire your work fold minimally over your stain, reapply firm finger and pass again (preferably avoiding stain overlap) inspect and note decreased intensity of stain fold over and repeat, this time straining your sphincter as if you were pushing out another poop note any increase in stain intensity and adjust accordingly repeat until stain vanishes or you reach the last fold (should be 4-6 passes), at which point you switch to the top of rolled up tp and continue the folding process on a smaller scale (3-4 additional passes) if you need more tp, rethink your pooping strats
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:13 |
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a bay posted:The question is real simple but there are many possible answers. Whats yours. Your mom usually takes care of that for me.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:33 |
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very carefully
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:36 |
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Just like Eazy, I go front to back, side to side
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:40 |
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final2percent posted:pooping strats my DPS (dooks per sesh) is mad high bro
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:41 |
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i never poop.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:42 |
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What are we talking about? like, pooping? You guys are disgusting.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:11 |
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I only poo poo in the tub or shower, then I clean up while I'm cleaning up
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