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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Ape Fist posted:

i dont expect you to be down with nature or getting to grips with a big rear end tree and feeling the aether current of mother earth at all u digitally addicted goony fucker

im sorry i didn't mean that to sound so rude

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Ape Fist posted:

im sorry i didn't mean that to sound so rude

It also makes you look like an rear end in a top hat since most goons have probably learned about knotholes by now.

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
a lot of people try to claim they camp when in reality they just park their McTourBus on to camp site. the extent of their outdoor experience seems to be parking their xxl asses in lawn chairs while they wait for Domino's to tell them their order is ready for pickup.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

embykins posted:

a lot of people try to claim they camp when in reality they just park their McTourBus on to camp site. the extent of their outdoor experience seems to be parking their xxl asses in lawn chairs while they wait for Domino's to tell them their order is ready for pickup.

I'm seriously amused that you think they don't have the pizza delivered to their RV. I used to deliver pizza so let me tell you with absolute certainty; people do that.

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
jesus christ

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i go for like 8 hour mountain bike rides on fire roads into the literally gently caress of nowhere but i always make it home its true i dont often camp overnight this is why im asking for advice JEEEZ

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
drive a truck on those roads its alot easier + u can sleep in the truck!!!

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
last time I went camping I was reading a book by torchlight drinking bourbon and trying to stay warm listening to my cellphone playing old mp3s when I looked across the field and saw a family in an R.V cooking steaks having hot showers and watching T.V

I was so jealous

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
backpacking and wild camping is the poo poo (sheep poo poo to be specific)
dont forget to take strong drink though. if youre gonna be with a bunch of guys in the middle of nowhere you dont wanna do it sober

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
goons love camping.. have u never been to GOONCAMP?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chinatown posted:

drive a truck on those roads its alot easier + u can sleep in the truck!!!
im saving up for a brap brap dirt bike

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

im saving up for a brap brap dirt bike

u cant sleep in that!!!

The Space Pope
Apr 23, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

im hoping to get my hands on some magic mushrooms if you know what i mean

you know

the "special" kind??? not the kind that goes in risotto. unless you are making magic risotto.

I think we need to stop and consider that hallucinogenic risotto might be humankind's crowning achievement.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you need drugs and promiscuous attractive people, OP

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Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
I've only ever been camping at music festivals where copious amounts of drugs and booze are on offer and you end up staying up till 4am drinking with your tent neigbours.

camping in that sense is p awesome.

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