Have you ever been Pegged???

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I haven't��I mean i've had large male penises in my arsehole

But I've never had a bird give me the bone.

Goons? Weigh in, tell me all about it

# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:53

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 02:40

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

No, Peg.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:53

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

peg explicitly means a strapon right?

# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:54

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

TwoFire posted:

No, Peg.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:55

HollywoodDialysis: Jan 19, 2005; not doing nothing; Grimey Drawer

I always just went with 'has a lady had control of the thing that's going up your butt'?

So yes.

:feelsgood:

# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:56

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

peg my nozzhole

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:30

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

yea feels good assuming you're not jammed up with poop

not really one of those things that is a good 'in the moment' thing takes planning (ie don't eat a fat burrito beforehand)

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:32

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Peggle isn't all that it's cracked up to be, it's basically just about blind luck.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:33

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

No but I've played Peggle on my smart phone before. HTH

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:34

small hendren: Jan 27, 2011

You're a dumb human being, op.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:34

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the other day I got some butt plugs but instead of me I used em on my woman and then after she came from getting hosed with a butt plug in I flipped her over and came in her rear end it was p fun

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:35

Mirrors: Oct 25, 2007

hell yes.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:43

GORILLA BASTARD: Jun 20, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Yes.

Any girl that wont do it I dismiss like old lettuce. They really get into it & have to get them to slow down. It's like a power trip for them. I had one threaten to blow out my rear end with a wine bottle during vacation in Italy. I really like to visit Tuscany during the fall.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:44

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Yes.

Any girl that wont do it I dismiss like old lettuce. They really get into it & have to get them to slow down. It's like a power trip for them. I had one threaten to blow out my rear end with a wine bottle during vacation in Italy. I really like to visit Tuscany during the fall.

whats wrong w/ old lettuce?

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:45

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Yes.

Any girl that wont do it I dismiss like old lettuce. They really get into it & have to get them to slow down. It's like a power trip for them. I had one threaten to blow out my rear end with a wine bottle during vacation in Italy. I really like to visit Tuscany during the fall.

lolgood post thanks man

# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:46

GORILLA BASTARD: Jun 20, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

whats wrong w/ old lettuce?

You nasty bro.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:03

GORILLA BASTARD: Jun 20, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gently caress da Mods posted:

lolgood post thanks man

Molte Grazie!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:05

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Mirrors posted:

hell yes.

Go on!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:06

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

I once watched a girl peg another girl. That girl really liked it in the butt.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:08

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

op getting pegged http://i.imgur.com/g2WGq0J.gif

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:09

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Pastor Perineum posted:

op getting pegged http://i.imgur.com/g2WGq0J.gif

like i said never been pegged, only larger than average male penises in my arsehole.

i imagine the gif isnt the avg. experience tho

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:10

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Pastor Perineum posted:

op getting pegged http://i.imgur.com/g2WGq0J.gif

dude that's a HUGE dildo

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:10

bad news bareback: Jan 16, 2009

GOD I WISH

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:11

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

Pastor Perineum posted:

op getting pegged http://i.imgur.com/g2WGq0J.gif

v romantic couples activity

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:52

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

dude is probably dead now

weird butthole dude

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:54

i was reloading: Aug 15, 2015; by zen death robot

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:55

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

So earlier tonight my fianc�e [24F] and I [26M] decided to give pegging a shot. In the past, we've done anal play, including her putting fingers inside my rear end and me giving her full-blown, balls-deep anal. However, until now we've never tried pegging.

A few days ago, we ordered a strap-on. We settled on a 7-inch one that looked eerily realistic, right down to the balls. Initially, I was hesitant, since it looked a bit TOO close to an actual dick, but my fianc�e insisted I thought of it as "her" dick, not another man's. I eventually concurred and we ordered it. Fast forward a couple of days and it arrived in the mail. Right out of the box I was REALLY intimidated by it. Its head was quite bulbous and it had some serious girth. I was fully expecting it to break me in two, and I became seriously hesitant to go through with it, especially since I'm quite a small and skinny guy. Again, though, I decided to just go for it.
That night, after a thorough showering, my fianc�e and I were on the bed naked. She lubed up her fingers and played with my rear end a little. After I'd relaxed, she inserted a finger, then two, until I declared myself ready for the main event. I assumed the "doggy" position (which made me feel more exposed and vulnerable than I've ever felt in my life, oddly) and prepared myself. She lubed me up good and started to push the head of the dildo into me. It took a few mins, but she eventually got it in. It felt very strange. I wasn't quite sure what to do or how to move. She asked if I wanted her to push it any further and I told her no and to take it out while I caught my breath.

After another few mins we tried again. The head went in a little easier this time as I felt myself relaxing. I told her to push it in a little further, and this is the point where it started to feel good. Like, REALLY good. I was honestly shocked. She pushed more of it inside. When I asked her how far it was, she said halfway. Almost instinctively, I now started to slowly back onto the dildo myself, taking a bit more each time. I glanced around to look at my fianc�e's face and she looked thrilled. After a few more slow movements backwards, she told me I had taken the whole thing inside me. It felt incredible. As she began to tentatively thrust in and out of me, I could feel the head and the shaft grinding against the inside of my rear end. The feeling is difficult to explain, but it rendered me almost paralysed with pleasure.
Next, she flipped me over onto my back and told me to put my legs over her shoulders. She entered me again and began to thrust, only this time a tiny bit faster. Again, it felt amazing, and I found myself grabbing her rear end and pulling her into me.
Now this is where I got a bit confused.

Her thrusting had become quite fast by this stage. Now that I was fully relaxed I was loving it. She began talking dirty to me, saying stuff like, "you're such a slut for liking this", "take it all, bitch" and "I'm gonna seed your rear end". In the heat of the moment, I began responding with, "oh, your cock's so loving big" and "pound me. Fill me up". Eventually, I came, through a combination of the prostate stimulation and handjob. I was in heaven, but I immediately regretted what I'd said. My fianc�e was all smiles, saying she really enjoyed and it and it turned her on to be in the dominant position for once, but I couldn't help but feel... gay.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "it's not gay because it's his fianc�e who's loving him, not another guy", and you'd be right, but for a few very brief and fleeting moments during the session I actually pretended it WAS a guy who was loving me.

Needless to say, it's confused me. I've always been comfortable with my sexuality. I've never fantasised about being with a guy before, never craved ACTUAL cock and definitely don't find other men attractive, but this whole experience has left me feeling very strange. Do I have deep subconscious homosexual desires or am I reading too much into it?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:56

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Pastor Perineum posted:

op getting pegged http://i.imgur.com/g2WGq0J.gif

I admire the man who reads the story of Mr. Hands and thinks, "Amateur :smug:

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:56

i was reloading: Aug 15, 2015; by zen death robot

gently caress da Mods posted:

So earlier tonight my fianc�e [24F] and I [26M] decided to give pegging a shot. In the past, we've done anal play, including her putting fingers inside my rear end and me giving her full-blown, balls-deep anal. However, until now we've never tried pegging.

A few days ago, we ordered a strap-on. We settled on a 7-inch one that looked eerily realistic, right down to the balls. Initially, I was hesitant, since it looked a bit TOO close to an actual dick, but my fianc�e insisted I thought of it as "her" dick, not another man's. I eventually concurred and we ordered it. Fast forward a couple of days and it arrived in the mail. Right out of the box I was REALLY intimidated by it. Its head was quite bulbous and it had some serious girth. I was fully expecting it to break me in two, and I became seriously hesitant to go through with it, especially since I'm quite a small and skinny guy. Again, though, I decided to just go for it.
That night, after a thorough showering, my fianc�e and I were on the bed naked. She lubed up her fingers and played with my rear end a little. After I'd relaxed, she inserted a finger, then two, until I declared myself ready for the main event. I assumed the "doggy" position (which made me feel more exposed and vulnerable than I've ever felt in my life, oddly) and prepared myself. She lubed me up good and started to push the head of the dildo into me. It took a few mins, but she eventually got it in. It felt very strange. I wasn't quite sure what to do or how to move. She asked if I wanted her to push it any further and I told her no and to take it out while I caught my breath.

After another few mins we tried again. The head went in a little easier this time as I felt myself relaxing. I told her to push it in a little further, and this is the point where it started to feel good. Like, REALLY good. I was honestly shocked. She pushed more of it inside. When I asked her how far it was, she said halfway. Almost instinctively, I now started to slowly back onto the dildo myself, taking a bit more each time. I glanced around to look at my fianc�e's face and she looked thrilled. After a few more slow movements backwards, she told me I had taken the whole thing inside me. It felt incredible. As she began to tentatively thrust in and out of me, I could feel the head and the shaft grinding against the inside of my rear end. The feeling is difficult to explain, but it rendered me almost paralysed with pleasure.
Next, she flipped me over onto my back and told me to put my legs over her shoulders. She entered me again and began to thrust, only this time a tiny bit faster. Again, it felt amazing, and I found myself grabbing her rear end and pulling her into me.
Now this is where I got a bit confused.

Her thrusting had become quite fast by this stage. Now that I was fully relaxed I was loving it. She began talking dirty to me, saying stuff like, "you're such a slut for liking this", "take it all, bitch" and "I'm gonna seed your rear end". In the heat of the moment, I began responding with, "oh, your cock's so loving big" and "pound me. Fill me up". Eventually, I came, through a combination of the prostate stimulation and handjob. I was in heaven, but I immediately regretted what I'd said. My fianc�e was all smiles, saying she really enjoyed and it and it turned her on to be in the dominant position for once, but I couldn't help but feel... gay.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "it's not gay because it's his fianc�e who's loving him, not another guy", and you'd be right, but for a few very brief and fleeting moments during the session I actually pretended it WAS a guy who was loving me.

Needless to say, it's confused me. I've always been comfortable with my sexuality. I've never fantasised about being with a guy before, never craved ACTUAL cock and definitely don't find other men attractive, but this whole experience has left me feeling very strange. Do I have deep subconscious homosexual desires or am I reading too much into it?

Sex is complicated. If your fiancee is turning you on, it's ok if you fantasize a little. Think about it the other way, it is a little bit out of the ordinary for your fiancee to enjoy pegging you, but she clearly enjoyed it. Maybe she enjoyed fantasizing about having a dick. I have to be honest, it's probably not my cup of tea but I am a little jealous of straight couples that can get it on like this. It seems incredibly intimate and trusting.

Take some time to think about it. Unless you conclude that you are not attracted primarily to women, I would not worry too much about it. Sounds like you found the right girl.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:59

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Pastor Perineum posted:

op getting pegged http://i.imgur.com/g2WGq0J.gif

I'm the little squirt of lube and poo at the end.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:00

SteveVizsla: Mar 19, 2009; Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

I used to peg my ex (I have a vagina). Fun times. He thought the easiest position for getting it in was him on top.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:05

i was reloading: Aug 15, 2015; by zen death robot

SteveVizsla posted:

I used to peg my ex (I have a vagina). Fun times. He thought the easiest position for getting it in was him on top.

pics or didnt happen.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:06

naem: May 29, 2011

Butt = gay

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:07

SteveVizsla: Mar 19, 2009; Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

i was reloading posted:

pics or didnt happen.

My laptop recently died so I can't get to anything right now

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:07

i was reloading: Aug 15, 2015; by zen death robot

SteveVizsla posted:

My laptop recently died so I can't get to anything right now

thats weird that you would buy a laptop without a charger lol

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:08

ScratchAndSniff: Sep 28, 2008; This game stinks

gently caress da Mods posted:

So earlier tonight my fiancée [24F] and I [26M] decided to give pegging a shot. In the past, we've done anal play, including her putting fingers inside my rear end and me giving her full-blown, balls-deep anal. However, until now we've never tried pegging.

A few days ago, we ordered a strap-on. We settled on a 7-inch one that looked eerily realistic, right down to the balls. Initially, I was hesitant, since it looked a bit TOO close to an actual dick, but my fiancée insisted I thought of it as "her" dick, not another man's. I eventually concurred and we ordered it. Fast forward a couple of days and it arrived in the mail. Right out of the box I was REALLY intimidated by it. Its head was quite bulbous and it had some serious girth. I was fully expecting it to break me in two, and I became seriously hesitant to go through with it, especially since I'm quite a small and skinny guy. Again, though, I decided to just go for it.
That night, after a thorough showering, my fiancée and I were on the bed naked. She lubed up her fingers and played with my rear end a little. After I'd relaxed, she inserted a finger, then two, until I declared myself ready for the main event. I assumed the "doggy" position (which made me feel more exposed and vulnerable than I've ever felt in my life, oddly) and prepared myself. She lubed me up good and started to push the head of the dildo into me. It took a few mins, but she eventually got it in. It felt very strange. I wasn't quite sure what to do or how to move. She asked if I wanted her to push it any further and I told her no and to take it out while I caught my breath.

After another few mins we tried again. The head went in a little easier this time as I felt myself relaxing. I told her to push it in a little further, and this is the point where it started to feel good. Like, REALLY good. I was honestly shocked. She pushed more of it inside. When I asked her how far it was, she said halfway. Almost instinctively, I now started to slowly back onto the dildo myself, taking a bit more each time. I glanced around to look at my fiancée's face and she looked thrilled. After a few more slow movements backwards, she told me I had taken the whole thing inside me. It felt incredible. As she began to tentatively thrust in and out of me, I could feel the head and the shaft grinding against the inside of my rear end. The feeling is difficult to explain, but it rendered me almost paralysed with pleasure.
Next, she flipped me over onto my back and told me to put my legs over her shoulders. She entered me again and began to thrust, only this time a tiny bit faster. Again, it felt amazing, and I found myself grabbing her rear end and pulling her into me.
Now this is where I got a bit confused.

Her thrusting had become quite fast by this stage. Now that I was fully relaxed I was loving it. She began talking dirty to me, saying stuff like, "you're such a slut for liking this", "take it all, bitch" and "I'm gonna seed your rear end". In the heat of the moment, I began responding with, "oh, your cock's so loving big" and "pound me. Fill me up". Eventually, I came, through a combination of the prostate stimulation and handjob. I was in heaven, but I immediately regretted what I'd said. My fiancée was all smiles, saying she really enjoyed and it and it turned her on to be in the dominant position for once, but I couldn't help but feel... gay.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "it's not gay because it's his fiancée who's loving him, not another guy", and you'd be right, but for a few very brief and fleeting moments during the session I actually pretended it WAS a guy who was loving me.

Needless to say, it's confused me. I've always been comfortable with my sexuality. I've never fantasised about being with a guy before, never craved ACTUAL cock and definitely don't find other men attractive, but this whole experience has left me feeling very strange. Do I have deep subconscious homosexual desires or am I reading too much into it?

u gay

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:09

GORILLA BASTARD: Jun 20, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pastor Perineum posted:

op getting pegged http://i.imgur.com/g2WGq0J.gif

Showed this to the wife. I got the thumbs up & she said order it. But she said it very casually like. A little too casual.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:09

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

SteveVizsla posted:

I used to peg my ex (I have a vagina). Fun times. He thought the easiest position for getting it in was him on top.

did you use a fleshly penis like dildoe or did u just use like a phallic smooth shape

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:11

I'm Crap: Aug 15, 2001

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Showed this to the wife. I got the thumbs up & she said order it. But she said it very casually like. A little too casual.

rip im sorry

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:12

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 02:40

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

SteveVizsla posted:

I used to peg my ex (I have a vagina). Fun times. He thought the easiest position for getting it in was him on top.

Are you the shadow in this? :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/ARWucI6.gif :nws:

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:14

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