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HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
Last night I discovered that my friend says 'N-er' pronounced like 'Enner' instead of the N word when it comes up in a song.

It was about to get real awkward in that karaoke booth until he hit out with it and everyone there seemed pleased and not offended.

Is this cheating on the 'n word' rules or a new salve for race relations?

What do you say when you're in the booth spitting alongside Jay Z?

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
I make sure I say 'nigga' and then I do the whole Chris Rock bit word for word so people know I'm 'cool'

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
I just sing the lyrics in the song, OP.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I went to karaoke with a diverse group and a black guy wouldn't say nigg* in any way. Makes you think.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ebRmiX3EIo

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
I personally only pick songs where the n word won't come up because I don't think it's passable to do the MTV thing of cutting out just that word like the multimillion selling poster or rapper has a stammer or something.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i avoid songs by unwholesome artists who use that dirty word

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Also if you want to say friend of the family just do itl you don't need an "excuse."

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Never heard this at karaoke but maybe some day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLIkM4wvcC8

Want to see a 5'4" pudgy ginger guy rip out "Jimi Hendrix was a friend of the family"

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer

Powercrazy posted:

Also if you want to say friend of the family just do itl you don't need an "excuse."

I don't want to say it. Just to clarify. Thanks.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

WHERE ALL MY NIGGARDS AT

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
i think the only time I've seen someone sing a rap song at karaoke was when two rotund white ladies sang 'baby got back'.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
I don't sing stupid songs aloud to others. I keep them where they should be (hidden under my bed with the porn).

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Why would you even bother to sing a rap song at karaoke. Not even the black people I've seen do karaoke have ever done that.

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer

Jim Barris posted:

Why would you even bother to sing a rap song at karaoke. Not even the black people I've seen do karaoke have ever done that.

Some people wanna do what they wanna do and obviously 'Enner' is the new way that allows them to do it?

I don't know. I personally do Shania Twain or the Police or something else that's fun and cool. I hold no karaoke illusions, I'm not there to impress, I wanna drink and have fun.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


that's what we would call enfield and nooner if they became a gbs power couple

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Sometimes you just wanna sing "It's all about the Benjamins" (Rock Remix) though. It's only one and it's the "a" not the "er". Still would be weary of doing it though.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgX2K_QZz9s

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
nignog

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

You should change your gimmick to just posting youtubes of VHS rips of Deep impact

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

that's what we would call enfield and nooner if they became a gbs power couple

Awww do I hear the pitter patter of tiny feet? Finally we can take down this Lowtax funeral bunting!

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Booblord Zagats posted:

You should change your gimmick to just posting youtubes of VHS rips of Deep impact

i didn't know i had a gimmick :ohdear:

DaemonWyrm
Jul 3, 2003

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?
I legit replace it with Norwegian

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
"neighbor"
it's not racist, and it takes the unfriendly sting out of the original word

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I WISH A NEIGHBOR WOULD

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
i say it unironically every day of my life

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Its karaoke... you didn't create the song, and its a song. Getting mad at you saying that is like someone getting mad at a radio for saying it.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
also hail whitey

DaemonWyrm
Jul 3, 2003

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?

Idiot Kicker posted:

I WISH A NEIGHBOR WOULD

I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she ain't messin with no broke neighbor

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a dangerous game your friend is playing OP

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

just take ur dick out and shake it op

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
BALL SO HARD melon-farmers wanna find me

DaemonWyrm
Jul 3, 2003

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?

poopzilla posted:

just take ur dick out and shake it op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I take special pills to increase the melanin in my skin and sleep under a tanning light the night before so that I look black and can drop the n-bomb without anyone thinking I'm an rear end in a top hat. I'll have super-cancer in a few years, but it's worth it to keep it real.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

also


SHAME ON A NIGGA THAT TRIES TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

DaemonWyrm posted:

I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she ain't messin with no broke neighbor

Break ya neck neighba!

DaemonWyrm
Jul 3, 2003

Why don't I hear any sleep screams?
Witch betta have my money

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I think if you buy the black dude in the bar a beer, and then do a really killer version of "Shame on a Nigga", you're in the clear.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
motherfucker

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

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