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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Post here if you think you can kick my rear end & explain why.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

because youre a buster

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I don't think I could gently caress you up any more than you have hosed yourself up.

Noitaroballoc
Apr 16, 2005

680 in 40
I bet I can kick your rear end because I believe in myself!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Anime avatar.

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
It is the will of god

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The odds of you also being a Tae Bo expert are vanishingly small so game over.

edit: please do not read if you are Billy Blanks

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Noitaroballoc posted:

I bet I can kick your rear end because I believe in myself!

*nods respectfully*

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Post your picture and stats OP. What is this your first day? I'm going to say I can kick your rear end based on how inexperienced you are at making these kinds of threads on the internet.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Post here if you think you can kick my rear end & explain why.

I can't kick your rear end but I do gently caress your mom

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

go back to fyad you loving idiot bitch

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm gonna give you a wedgie and steal your lunch money

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
higher pain tolerance

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
well concerning im 6'5 250 lbs im p sure i could destroy u like tanks over poland

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I've got heart

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

cause i'll wait until you're looking the other direction.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008


Good

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Your avatar screams out loud that you are an effeminate bitch.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
not interested anymore.

GORILLA BASTARD fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Sep 10, 2015

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Dave_Indeed posted:

Post your picture and stats OP. What is this your first day? I'm going to say I can kick your rear end based on how inexperienced you are at making these kinds of threads on the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DpQmudaynY

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


We're posting on the internet. The closest you or I will ever be to fighting is maybe throwing around some vague line that if crossed will have SERIOUS. CONSEQUENCES. Somehow nobody has ever stepped over that line.

I can only assume that since you didn't come to this conclusion yourself that you're somehow mentally deficient and thus I could mentally kick the poo poo out of you.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm always up for anal footplay

gandhichan
Dec 25, 2009

There's a new terror of the skies, bitches.
AND HER HAIR IS PINK.
Because I have friends. *closes eyes, smirks* But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Because god is on my side, and I'd probably cheat.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

gandhichan posted:

Because I have friends. *closes eyes, smirks* But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

We both know they had to die.

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
I'm usually on the recieving end of the rimjobs but :20bux: is :20bux:

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I served in the IDF and I'll choke you out like a dirty Palestinian.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I have a gun op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Fighting is lame, hostile takeovers and gutting companies as a vulture capitalist are what "real men" do these days.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I wear glasses & I have diarrhea.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I wear glasses & I have diarrhea.

But enough about your best features.

platonicbackrub
Sep 8, 2015

you seem like a nice guy

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

I can kick your rear end because I'm hardened like a fire hardened spear I'm from the streets I've seen some poo poo man and I'm lik the hulk I'm a,ways angry I can hit so hard I broke my loving hand from punching I don't give a gently caress I train with weights and a heavy bag and I j know how to focus all of my qi energy into my fists I love to fight it makes me feel alive come at me OP I need a reason to lay some btch ngga out please come try to rob my house I won't shoot you and I'll try to keep my dogs from tearing your flesh just break in give me a loving reason

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
depends, what are we fighting about? a lot of my fight success comes from rage based on the fight context, so you'll have to help me out. (kind of like hulk here.)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I wear glasses & I have diarrhea.

What style of glasses do you wear?

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
you used to be the champ op, but you lost the eye of the tiger

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Check my profile photo OP

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
well for starters how much do you weigh. are there weapons involved. etc.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
what a cheap way to get the most replied in thread, op

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
because im not afraid to use subterfuge guile overwhelming numbers and technology whatever the us (short for usual use if you're a cool war maker like me)

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