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Many are drawn to White Power Milk for the comforting certainty that our milk is the purest available. But it's something more elusive, and difficult to put into words, that keeps our customers coming back. We create a select beverage that is not only more healthy for your body, but is culturally superior. Sure, the milk available at your local grocery store meets USDA government standards for quality, but these standards are set to a mere minimum of purity. You deserve the best.

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Q: Is this real? Do the girls really gargle the milk you sell?
A: Yes, of course.

Q: Do you ship outside the USA?
A: No, because the milk will spoil. The frozen gel packs can only keep it cold for 24 hours at the most. For our prospective customers outside the USA, we recommend you purchase a gargling video.

Q: The milk comes in quantities of 1/2 oz or 2 oz. How much is that?
A: 1/2 oz is a small mouthful and 2 oz is two mouthfuls.

Q: How will my debit or credit card be charged?
A: The charge will be from PayPal from "WP Milk".

Q: Why is the milk so expensive?
A: Purified milk is more expensive than regular impure milk because it costs much more to make. Its intensity of aroma, texture and flavor, however, means that people can easily satisfy their cravings with only one or two tastes, making White Power Milk one of life's affordable luxuries.

Q: Does the purification process remove lactose?
A: No, it does not, but we make special arrangements for alternative forms of milk for our customers everyday. Just give us a shout.

Q: Will my package be sent discreetly?
A: Yes, the return address will read our mailing address and simply the initials "WPM".

Q: How long does it take to get my package?
A: Outside NYC, orders will be shipped within 7 business days from the time the order was placed. Inside New York City, orders will be delivered within 7 business days. For more information, please review our Delivery and Packaging section.

Q: What is the status of my order?
A: A White Power Milk representative will contact you by email within 24 hours of your order to arrange delivery, and to provide you with information regarding milk purification status. For further inquiries, please email: WPmilk@gmail.com

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