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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
What was it like

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I didn't go I played videogames with friends instead

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I didn't go either but I stayed home and played video games by myself instead.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I got kicked out of school before prom happened. I wouldn't have gone anyway.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
stayed home and played diablo instead.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i didn't go, but my computer did, so i played solitaire in the basement instead

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yeah. Thanks for bringing up lost love, OP :qq:

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot
yeah but i stood in the corner playing video games on my phone

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Went to a redneck school so I stayed home. Dodged a bullet there. Most high schoolers there would go to Walmart afterwards to buy condoms. While still in tuxes and dresses.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

was originally going to but then the person i was going with had to back out because of work or some poo poo. played payday 2 with friends instead, probably had a better time than if i went to prom solo.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
nope

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Yeah, there was a whole bunch of drama but I had fun and I took a friend who was suffering from depression and really needed something happy to look forward to.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Yeah, it owned. The actual dance part sucked rear end but the after party had shitloads of gambling for raffle vouchers, and the raffle was for stuff I was gonna need in the dorms the next year. So I pissed off my date by playing Texas hold-em the whole time with my friend. I ended up winning various poo poo including a microwave that I still use 15 years later.

There was also other cool stuff that I mostly ignored in favor of the poker, like this thing where you run as hard as you can then get flung back by an attached bungee cord.

Did not get laid, of course. I didn't mind though, my date was a good friend but we weren't romantically involved. Also i am a goon. She wasn't too upset when it was all over either. She was a junior and just hanging out with all the outgoing seniors/trying out the next year's dress was enough for her.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I didn't even go to my HS grad. Had to switch schools for my last semester and do an extra semester because I threw away my HS education drinking and poo poo.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I went to two proms, mine and hers. Had sex.

She has an 18ish year old son now, and he's rather goonlike. Yes, I had sex with at least *one* of your moms. Probably a lot more than that.

Your moms were real sluts back in the 80s. Tell them I said hi.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
smoked blunts and went skating instead

did some tony hawk poo poo

Jive One
Sep 11, 2001

Yes went twice but out of a combined Junior/Senior class of almost a thousand only a couple hundred were there both times which was lame. Prom is all about the after-party anyway.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
twice, cuz i got invited by a senior when i was a junior.

DirtyMick
Feb 1, 2014
No. Went to an afterparty of a friends prom though and banged someone's date.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
No I was fat

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i went to community college my senior year and my junior year me and my misfit friends skipped it to take acid in the park

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I took classes at the community college from my junior year and by the time I was a senior I got out at 10am and was kind of over highschool. Some of my friends weren't even aware I was in highschool so it would have been pretty embarasing.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
my "date" was one of my girl friends. i have no shame and laughed at the looks some jackasses threw me for seriously dancing with another girl, even threw a few more frowny people the finger. we had the after party at my place where everyone but me had sex and my friend who didn't know how to drink got alcohol poisoning. found out later one of my friends caught the clap that night on my floor from the older scumbag she had booty-called.

i was too drunk to care at the time, but it really pissed me off later that that many people got laid and i didn't at my own apartment. serves them right that all those dumb relationships were loving miserable

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
It was fun. I danced with a pretty girl told stories with friends and didn;t get laid because my date was on her period



All in all a fun high school experience that was way better than being a shut in autist, imo

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Frog Act posted:

i went to community college my senior year and my junior year me and my misfit friends skipped it to take acid in the park

Sup bro. it's amazing how many kids didn't read the district policy manual that told them about all this poo poo, right?

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Went to something equivalent when I graduated in my country. I remember sitting outside the entire time with friends, getting drunk and making fun of the horrible school that I was going to leave behind. Didn't really care about dancing or whatever.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

a girl i graduated with went to prom the year before with a guy a year ahead of us, got drunk, and ended up having a blowbang with a group of guys

she's a fitness model now

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Professor Shark posted:

a girl i graduated with went to prom the year before with a guy a year ahead of us, got drunk, and ended up having a blowbang with a group of guys

she's a fitness model now

that's sad

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
yes of course

Screama
Nov 25, 2007
Yes, I am very cereal.
Yes, but we don't call it a prom here

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
prom....

porn...

porm


makes u think

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I regret not going to prom but I don't regret skipping my 10 year reunion. Like I want to see any of those assholes again.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
No. I drove my girlfriend and two friends out to Montauk and we saw the milky way on the beach.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
No I went to an all boys grammar school so it would have been a little bit fruity.

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.

Boinks posted:

I didn't go either but I stayed home and played video games by myself instead.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
My plan was to go with my friend's ex girlfriend but she couldn't go so I didn't. Just to piss him off.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Nah, pretty sure I was asleep or something

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Yes. It was a lot like the school disco but better-dressed.

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
My spanish teacher urged me to go w/ her daughter for the junior and senior year proms. I didn't want to do so because I didn't want to ruin the friendly relationship I had w/ my spanish teacher. Unfortunately, this happened anyway. Daughter was average looking.


edit: spanish teacher used to make me lunch every day and let me hang out in her room all the time drat prom ruined all that real quick

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Incomplete Fish posted:

My spanish teacher urged me to go w/ her daughter for the junior and senior year proms. I didn't want to do so because I didn't want to ruin the friendly relationship I had w/ my spanish teacher. Unfortunately, this happened anyway. Daughter was average looking.


edit: spanish teacher used to make me lunch every day and let me hang out in her room all the time drat prom ruined all that real quick

You got an A in Spanish though, right?

Edit: Nevermind, your edit makes it sound super weird. Why are you hanging out with a teacher? That's loving weird,yo.

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Sep 10, 2015

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