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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
It's funny because we spend so much $$$ on them. We neglect our people in order to fail at killing people in other countries. Look at our track record:

Korea: failure. Communism reigns.
Vietnam: huge failure. Split our country and communism still going on.
Middle East: We got totally pwned on 9/11 and lost tons of our freedoms. They got tons of new recruits.

So, happy 9/11 day everyone. Never forget how much the US sucks.

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I disagree. The US loving owns at war.

Its occupations they suck at.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

we just need to invade more countries so we get better at it

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Lt. Chips posted:

I disagree. The US loving owns at war.

Its occupations they suck at.

I disagree. The US loving sucks at wars they START.

They sort of own joining wars others have started, and claim credit for it.

Also, they can't occupy poo poo.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
We have a pretty sick KDA.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Lt. Chips posted:

I disagree. The US loving owns at war.

Its occupations they suck at.

After every war, things have gotten worse here. So that would indicate we are losing the battle.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Waltzing Along posted:

Vietnam: huge failure. Split our country and communism still going on.

Nuh uh, we won that one http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/04/30/vietnamese-see-u-s-as-key-ally/

:dukedog: etc.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gulf war was pretty good, we should do more wars like that

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

1 2 3 4
i declare a cum war

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

OOPS I MEANT THUMB

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

Parallax Scroll posted:

we just need to invade more countries so we get better at it

yeah

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Matey posted:

OOPS I MEANT THUMB

Too late

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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We won WW2 tho, op.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
America is really good at killing people, but not so good at winning wars

you clowns would have lost ww2 as well if it werent for the germans and russians going at eachother

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Three thousand people died on 9/11 and tomorrow to honor their memories the USA gets Super Mario Maker. According to my analysis, this is an example of a good consequence of war.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lt. Chips posted:

I disagree. The US loving owns at war.

Its occupations they suck at.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
We suck at politics and occupations, but who doesn't??

WE CAN AND WILL DESTROY YOU FOREIGNER SO WATCH YER MOUTH


edit: vvv

Pitdragon posted:

We don't start wars to win them we start them to spend lots of money on things

oh that too

eljackass fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Sep 10, 2015

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
We don't start wars to win them we start them to spend lots of money on things

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
France has won 109 wars

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Pitdragon posted:

We don't start wars to win them we start them to spend lots of money on things

This is very true and is a big part of the reason the US is so awful.
Other reasons: for profit prisons. For profit healthcare. For profit education.

USA! USA! USA!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Buttmeister posted:

We won WW2 tho, op.

then we kept Europe from collapsing america is basically the rich kid that nobody really likes but they're all friends with him anyway because he has the SNES and a Sega Genesis when all i have is a NES

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011

Hobohemian posted:

We have a pretty sick KDA.

Probably still negative kda if you include the civil war

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
The US is real good at destroying things, tho...you gotta admit

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

eljackass posted:

The US is real good at destroying things, tho...you gotta admit

Destroyed the environment. Yep.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Lt. Chips posted:

I disagree. The US loving owns at war.

Its occupations they suck at.

We need to get back to basics like Shock and Awe. Get in, blow everything up and get out. gently caress the sand nations.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Space Pussy posted:

Probably still negative kda if you include the civil war

yeah after two nukes, and the 50 years of proxy war with the soviet union following that then afghanistan and iraq the US has killed way more people than have died

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
seize the drones and bomb the rich imo

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
war on drugs turned out pretty great

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Robo Reagan posted:

yeah after two nukes, and the 50 years of proxy war with the soviet union following that then afghanistan and iraq the US has killed way more people than have died

The US loves to kill. Kill prisoners. Kill babies. Kill foreigners. Kill blacks. Kill kill kill. We are a very bad country. Evil.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

And still I see no changes, can't a brother get a little peace
It's war on the streets and a war in the Middle East
Instead of war on poverty
They got a war on drugs so the police can bother me

-poet laureate tupac shakur

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Waltzing Along posted:

The US loves to kill. Kill prisoners. Kill babies. Kill foreigners. Kill blacks. Kill kill kill. We are a very bad country. Evil.

from my point of view everyone else is evil

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



The iraq army in 1990 was one of the biggest in the entire world and my country absolutely humiliated them.

The US is really bad at the political aspect of wars, not the actual fighting part.

f_c_
Oct 27, 2007

Defense contractors are richer than ever before, mission accomplished.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

back to back ww champs

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

Nelson Mandingo posted:

The iraq army in 1990 was one of the biggest in the entire world and my country absolutely humiliated them.

The US is really bad at the political aspect of wars, not the actual fighting part.

War is an extension of politics. Otherwise it's just ritual sacrifice.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Lt. Chips posted:

I disagree. The US loving owns at war.

Its occupations they suck at.

we could learn a thing or two from china in that respect, imho

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Harald posted:

we could learn a thing or two from china in that respect, imho

yeah but china doesnt give a poo poo about public opinion, mostly because they control the media but hey it still counts

US politicians have to do whatever they think will get them re-elected in the next few years and go from there

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Matey posted:

And still I see no changes, can't a brother get a little peace
It's war on the streets and a war in the Middle East
Instead of war on poverty
They got a war on drugs so the police can bother me

-poet laureate tupac shakur

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lol the us sucks at wars check out the vietnam failures roflololol

*russia invades ukraine*

omg wtf please help us america send your planes and tanks and soldiers

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