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Last night I drank a lot of beer, then I ate an entire bag of Buffalo Chicken Strips. I woke up in the middle of the night and had some really painful buffalo style diarrhea. It was not fun at all... Please help me goons. I'm about one bag of buffalo strips away from reenacting the floor melting scene from Alien with my butthole... 
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Sep 10, 2015 20:50
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Maybe eat a piece of fruit every once in a while
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Sep 10, 2015 20:51
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Find healthier food that even lazy slob fucks like you can whip up quickly, and eat it instead A spicy tofu with noodles dish is 200 calories and less effort to make than heating up boxed frozen chinese food
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Sep 10, 2015 20:52
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Just keep doing what you're doing. As you get older, all that painful diarrhea, pushing and straining you'll develop some gnarly rear end roids. When the making GBS threads and wiping become too painful to deal with you'll probably make smarter decisions with your food and the problem will work itself out.
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Sep 10, 2015 20:56
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A) Stop buying lovely junkfood and Chinese takeout. B) Look up several easy to cook healthy meals on google and/or youtube. C) Buy a pan, cooking oil, and various seasonings. D) Go to the grocery store and buy ingredients from B) E) Put what you're not using in the fridge, cook what you are using. If you need it have the drat cooking video playing next to the stove. F) Enjoy your cheap and healthy meals. Seriously. It's cents on the dollar compared to that expensive oily crap you used to eat. The only annoying thing about cooking your own meals is the time it takes time to buy, prepare, and cook. But if you tally up the money you're saving vs the time you spend cooking it's more than worth it. And you can still eat the good stuff with this once in a while. A loving steak costs less than 10 bucks some places and with the right youtube video you can cook it the same as a 30 dollar steak at a fancy restaurant. Lycaeon fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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Sep 10, 2015 20:59
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i have the same problem op only i dont have to be drunk to eat out of the proverbial trash can
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Sep 10, 2015 21:01
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Have you considered seeing a therapist? The root of your comfort eating may be depression.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:01
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eat an apple
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Sep 10, 2015 21:02
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with the skin. at least 5 per meal
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Sep 10, 2015 21:02
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its easy to cram fast food down your throat which makes it appealing. i genuinely do not enjoy food or eating most of the time so fast food is a quick way to get it over with
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Sep 10, 2015 21:03
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Frog Act posted:its easy to cram fast food down your throat which makes it appealing. i genuinely do not enjoy food or eating most of the time so fast food is a quick way to get it over with have you tried soylent
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Sep 10, 2015 21:07
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just stop drat
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Sep 10, 2015 21:08
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Here's some inspiring words, OP
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Sep 10, 2015 21:10
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find some 
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Sep 10, 2015 21:15
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don't ask me I had four hot dogs and a beer for breakfast
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Sep 10, 2015 21:16
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The actual correct answer is to have not garbage food like cold leftovers and fresh fruit on hand. But that requires some foresight.
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Sep 10, 2015 21:17
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Give up carbs. No really. I know it sounds like a fad diet, but it'll really help you come up with better meals because you have to replace carbs with veggies. Get used to eating foods with a fork instead of with bread. Make taco salad instead of nachos, make turkey salad instead of turkey sandwich, make chicken parm and a marinara sauce thick with peppers, onions, peas etc. Eat at chipotle but get double meat and no rice/beans in your burrito bowl. Replace rice with broccoli (try blanching it for a minute then tossing it with parmesan and baking for like twenty minutes). Replace mash potatos with cauliflower potatoes (with enough butter it tastes the same).
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Sep 10, 2015 21:29
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Did you down all the beer alone op ? This is important
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Sep 10, 2015 22:07
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That's not eating better that's eating like a crazy person.
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Sep 10, 2015 22:07
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Step 1: eat better food
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Sep 10, 2015 22:08
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stop drinking sodas
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Sep 10, 2015 22:12
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Buy one of those fresh spinach packages from the grocery store. Eat at least 2 packs per week.
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Sep 10, 2015 22:20
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stop buying food. have nothing but soylent in the house
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Sep 10, 2015 22:21
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Why would you stop? You're living the high life.
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Sep 10, 2015 22:23
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do not eat, and then die
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Sep 10, 2015 22:24
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Fried poo poo is fine, just throw it on top of some lettuce with some ranch dressing and hot sauce.
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Sep 10, 2015 22:24
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accept the fact that no matter how well you manage to learn to cook a beautiful dish of salmon and asparagus it will never compare to the visceral thrill of cramming three pounds of chicken wings into your face and move on
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Sep 10, 2015 22:25
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Lolly Poopdeck posted:Last night I drank a lot of beer, then I ate an entire bag of Buffalo Chicken Strips. I woke up in the middle of the night and had some really painful buffalo style diarrhea. It was not fun at all... www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jaques+pepin There you go. That should help you stop eating lovely food.
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Sep 10, 2015 22:25
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unpacked robinhood posted:Did you down all the beer alone op ? This is important Yes. Beer is my only real friend at this point.
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Sep 10, 2015 22:30
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cool tip: if you want to lose weight, move to liquor
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Sep 10, 2015 22:40
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eat your own butt
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Sep 10, 2015 22:42
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step 1: stop drinking alcohol on weekdays youre welcome
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Sep 10, 2015 22:42
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after eating get facefucked and puke everything out
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Sep 10, 2015 22:44
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put food in ur butt op
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Sep 10, 2015 22:44
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Date a vegan
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Sep 10, 2015 23:09
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peanut posted:Date a vegan *EEEH WRONG*
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Sep 10, 2015 23:13
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peanut posted:Date a vegan Lol. Like for reals. Lol.
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Sep 10, 2015 23:14
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dont buy junk wont eat junk
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Sep 10, 2015 23:15
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Business Gorillas posted:cool tip: if you want to lose weight, move to liquor
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Sep 10, 2015 23:17
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Prepare your own food.
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