Fantasy Football GDT: The Road to Hell is Paved With Low Covariance

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Ben Nevis: Jan 20, 2011

Quiet Feet posted:

Oh cool, Dion Lewis got the start. sure am glad I picked up Brandon Bolden.

They're just faking us out before bringing in White.

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ben Nevis posted:

They're just faking us out before bringing in White.

Then Blount will have his day in week 3 then miss practice and get benched for week 4

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:13

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Gray gets picked up but not used until game 6 then Bradshaw plays in week 7 and 8

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:14

Ben Nevis: Jan 20, 2011

old dog child posted:

Gray gets picked up but not used until game 6 then Bradshaw plays in week 7 and 8

Then it's Bolden time.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:15

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Hope you waited for a TE and took Heath Miller in the last round

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:17

keldegar: Sep 27, 2004; what, you don't like pizza?

Or took Gronk

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:23

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Lol this luke McCown commercial

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:23

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Hey throw the goddamn ball Ben

e: not like that

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:25

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

DHB caught a pass :stare:

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:27

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

lol i'm a big dumb dummy who owns a steelers wr that isn't antonio brown look at how bad i am at this game

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:29

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

So is this what it's gonna be like with Edelman all year

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:32

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Bolden sighting

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:34

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

this is the year for amendo- ow ow ow

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:34

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Oh gently caress me this steelers defense is a poo poo filled diaper

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:37

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Jesus Christ gronk is gronking so hard

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:37

VDay: Jul 2, 2003; I'm Pacman Jones!

This Gronk guy seems pretty good you guys...

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:38

Teeter: Jul 21, 2005; Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

Gronk on pace to get every TD of the 15-16 season

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:39

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Dandy Kaiser posted:

GoonTier
TE: Gronkowski
vs.
QB: Brady

This is loving awesome. Gronk: 17.6; Brady: 15.2

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:39

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

So,.Edelmann. 1400 yards, but zero TDs (because gronk gets them all). Is that how this is going to go?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:43

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

I hate playing against Gronk

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:43

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Leperflesh posted:

So,.Edelmann. 1400 yards, but zero TDs (because gronk gets them all). Is that how this is going to go?

He's going to score 225+ in full-PPR and have 0 TDs

e: WR20 with less than 2 TDs would be loving impressive.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:45

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Leperflesh posted:

So,.Edelmann. 1400 yards, but zero TDs (because gronk gets them all). Is that how this is going to go?

This is what I'm thinking.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:46

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Leperflesh posted:

So,.Edelmann. 1400 yards, but zero TDs (because gronk gets them all). Is that how this is going to go?

What you really mean is: 120 catches, 1,100 yards

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:47

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

He'll probably get a few TDs when a team actually remembers Gronk is on the field

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:47

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

I hope that Brady has a mediocre season and completes like 58% of his passes for less than 4,000 yards but still has like 30 TDs because they only throw to Gronk in the red zone and Gronk catches like 25 scores

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:48

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

Gronk gets the red zone. Everyone else gets the 80 yards up to that.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:48

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Benne posted:

What you really mean is: 120 catches, 1,100 yards

This is still 230 (170 for .5PPR) points, even more if you play in return yards leagues. That's a low-end WR2 with no TDs. That would probably be the most impressive fantasy season of all-time. To be top-20 at your position and have less than 2 TDs. Has that ever happened?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:49

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Wheaton is trash.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:50

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

My Markus Wheaton flex play seems ill advised.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:50

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Oh hi Wheaton, glad you showed up (to drop a pass)

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:50

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Bryant is gonna loving eat when he comes back.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:51

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

guys this heyward-bey kid looks like a keeper

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:53

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Nice footwork DHB you dumb fucker

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:54

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Poonerman posted:

guys this heyward-bey kid looks like a keeper

I thought you were dead Al?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:54

Brownhat: Jan 25, 2012; One cannot be a good person and enforce unjust laws.

Silly Burrito posted:

My Markus Wheaton flex play seems ill advised.

I'm there with ya, but I also have Brown in my other league who is *checks scores* well below projections for the half.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:54

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Metapod posted:

I thought you were dead Al?

Al warged into DHB before he died.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:55

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Pass it to AB you loving idiot rapist

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:55

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

lol that the steelers could be going into the half only down 5 after getting pushed in by gronk but scobee dobee dumb

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:56

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Benne posted:

Nice footwork DHB you dumb fucker

DHB is a very talented fuckup.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:57

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

I am disappointed that Tom Brady doesn't have 4 touchdowns by now.

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