Fantasy Football GDT: The Road to Hell is Paved With Low Covariance

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Just discovered this thread. Gotta say:

MATT.

STAFFORD.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 20:09

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Thank God my matchups are already all over so I have no reason to watch the poo poo show tonight

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 16:57

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I finally clawed into first place in another one of my leagues. That's 4/6 in first and currently in the playoffs in 5/6.

:toot:

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 05:55

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Yo Jarvis Landry something would be nice.

Anything.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 19:56

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I have Jeremy Hill, my opponent has an Andy Dalton/AJ Green stack. That last series of events.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 21:09

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

After I've been screaming from the rooftops for like a month to cut bait on Jordan Matthews the guy I have to beat to secure a playoff spot is starting...

Jordan Matthews :getin:

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 23:13

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jota posted:

uh oh

3/36/1.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 01:40

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

That D-Jax poo poo left me as the sole possessor of a 9-3 record which means no matter what happens next week I have #1 seed locked up for our dumb 4-team playoff.

Also if the playoffs ended today I'd been in it in all six of my leagues.

:toot:

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 06:22

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

sorry bout that drop, David Johnson owners

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 02:43

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Darko posted:

gently caress me for benching John Brown in favor of Cooks. I already know Cooks will screw me.

uhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brandin Cooks got his brains scrambled this afternoon.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 03:20

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

My bros, get the app. Turn on push notifications for injury news then never open it because it's all social media based garbage but the push notifications are great.

https://www.sleeperbot.com/

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 04:13

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Time for that Kerwynn Williams vulture

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 04:28

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I have no shares of Rawls or Dalton in any DFS or season long teams.

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# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 19:42

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

When you started Crowell in fan duel

But also Famous Jameis and ASJ

:negative:

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 21:36

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Russell Wilson is going to singlehandedly win me three matchups this week.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 21:39

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Shut the hell up Doltos the guys in front of me in this fanduel tournament have Miller and I have Beckham.

You're costing me literally dozens of potential dollars.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 05:28

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

That ODB catch won me an extra $15 bahahahaha

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 05:43

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Leperflesh posted:

Ketchup and mustard

Engineering vs Command.

I realized I have almost no Bucs or Rams, and I'm still alive in 100% of my leagues. Take from that what you will.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 02:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Played ASJ to take the definite points because of the Tyler Eifert situation :stonklol:

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 05:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

ASJ FUCKERS.

DAY: REDEEMED

WEEK: REDEEMED

SEASON: REDEEMED

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 05:36

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

That David Johnson run just knocked me out of two leagues at once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IIrf_JSuQk

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 03:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

John Brown doing absolutely nothing is going to knock me out of a third playoffs gently caress this dumb and terrible game.

Edit: this team also has AJ Green and Lamar Miller so gently caress those guys too

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 04:31

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

That touchdown sent me to the finals instead :unsmith:

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 04:48

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

It looks like it's me vs Sataere in the Cheating for Charity goon league finals. Both of us are playing for wheez and the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Literally the happiest I've been with regards to fantasy because we're getting a bunch of cash to them in his name.

gently caress yes. Major props to Beer4theBeerGod for running objectively the best league ever.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 05:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I'm gonna put this down on paper right now don't fall for Vance McDonald's lies when it comes to 2016 drafting and him as a "sleeper tight end"

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 19:50

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Leperflesh posted:

I'm just mad he has 9.7 on my bench while Olsen only has 2 in my starters.

e. in dynasty, and I think he's a dollar so you bet I'm keeping him as a sleeper tight end

Blaine Gabbert had two picks last week that were literally entirely McDonald's fault because they clanged off his hands into Bengal players' hands.

He has the highest TE drop rate of the last few years at Twenty Two Percent.

He's a bad ball catching man. Now Blake Bell that's a man's man tight end.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 20:01

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Dude is starting Chaz Sims against me in the finals what the gently caress

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 20:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Shoelace over Hightower and Wilson over Stafford while going up against DeAngelo are gonna sink me

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 00:42

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

89 posted:

Yeah, that trophy is staying exactly where it's at.

Over my fireplace.

you sure you can't find someone to trade you something for it?

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 19:53

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