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went to unlimited shrimp night at red lobster with some friends the unlimited shrimp were very small and they gave us a large amount of broccoli (i'm on a diet) to try and stave us from eating lots of shrimp more details incoming
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fill your pockets with all the shrimp you can
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Sep 11, 2015 05:03
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if i had to rate these shrimp on size, i would rate them a 3 here's my chart 10: lobster (not shrimp) 9: shrimp scampiest 8: shrimp scampier 7: shrimp scampy 6: jumbo shrimp 5: shrimp (regular) 4: shrimpy shrimp 3: shameful shrimp 2: popcorn shrimp 1: my dilz
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Sep 11, 2015 05:04
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youre gonna die OP
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Sep 11, 2015 05:04
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Sep 11, 2015 05:06
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whoa man, wanna eat a size 10 shrimp
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Sep 11, 2015 05:06
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there were multiple types of shrimp - pineapple habaneo coconut shrimp - fried shrimp - shrimp scampi - shrimp skewer - shrimp alfredo the shrimp scampy weren't even scampy, they were just regular shrimp in garlic butter the shrimp scampy managed to be smaller than the other orders of shrimp i received, which i did not think was possible
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Sep 11, 2015 05:06
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sea bugs
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Sep 11, 2015 05:07
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how many shrimp did you havr sex with
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Sep 11, 2015 05:07
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Chinatown posted:youre gonna die OP as soon as i got home from dropping my friend off at his place (he got too excited about the shrimp and he shrimped out), i voided my bowls
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Sep 11, 2015 05:07
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Matey posted:whoa man, wanna eat a size 10 shrimp you're gonna get a size 1 shrimp 
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Sep 11, 2015 05:08
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how much shrimp did you take home with you op?
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Sep 11, 2015 05:09
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You got pics? This thread goes from a 2 to an 8 if you've got pics.
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Sep 11, 2015 05:09
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symbolic posted:fill your pockets with all the shrimp you can i figured the regular protocol was to order one additional batch of shrimp at a time, but my friend decided to circumvent this by ordering 2 shrimps at once. the waitress was hesitant at first, but eventually willing
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Sep 11, 2015 05:09
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Business Gorillas posted:as soon as i got home from dropping my friend off at his place (he got too excited about the shrimp and he shrimped out), i voided my bowls nice work
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Sep 11, 2015 05:10
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OctoberBlues posted:You got pics? This thread goes from a 2 to an 8 if you've got pics.  shrimp scampy
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Sep 11, 2015 05:12
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Business Gorillas posted:you're gonna get a size 1 shrimp fudge
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Sep 11, 2015 05:13
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is that just like, a pool of herb butter?
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Sep 11, 2015 05:13
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Business Gorillas posted:
Yep, this is what I was looking for. edit: It looks like someone dumped a bottle of Goldschläger over shrimp.
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Sep 11, 2015 05:14
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red lobster has a very thin veneer of classiness to it but if you look at anything (walls, menu, customers) for more than 3 seconds you begin to realize that something is horribly amiss and you have a deep, irrational urge to leave immediately
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Sep 11, 2015 05:14
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Chinatown posted:is that just like, a pool of herb butter? ill take some of that herb butter!!!    
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Sep 11, 2015 05:15
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i had a gin and tonic made by a bartender who pretty obviously made sure that i had 1.5000 ounces of gin in my drink because their assistant manager comes in and weighs the bottles every day to make sure nobody is sneaking liquor out of desperation
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Sep 11, 2015 05:16
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Chinatown posted:is that just like, a pool of herb butter? i havent gone into a red lobster in maybe 15 years because as a kid i would get physically sick from their liquid fat probably olive oil mixed with butter they use to fill up bowls of everything they sell
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Sep 11, 2015 05:16
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Chinatown posted:is that just like, a pool of herb butter? its definitely more of a lake
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Sep 11, 2015 05:16
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Business Gorillas posted:its definitely more of a lake lol dope i should probably go there when im constipated
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Sep 11, 2015 05:17
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 shrimp skewer, served with handful of rice
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Sep 11, 2015 05:17
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I literally can't wait for forums poster unlimited shrimp to weigh in
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Sep 11, 2015 05:18
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What was the cost for this? How many shrimp in total did you eat?
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Sep 11, 2015 05:18
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Business Gorillas posted:if i had to rate these shrimp on size, i would rate them a 3 I have a prawn sized dick 
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Sep 11, 2015 05:19
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OctoberBlues posted:What was the cost for this? How many shrimp in total did you eat? it was 16.99 for unlimited shrimp and it came with a salat and a choice of side i chose broccoli it comes with 2 orders of shrimp and each order is like 12-15 #3 shrimp which are like 8-10 #5 shrimp i had 4 orders of shrimp (2 with the meal + 2 additional orders), as i had made sure to not eat anything besides breakfast and an apple for maximum shrimp value (MSV)
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Sep 11, 2015 05:21
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Business Gorillas posted:red lobster has a very thin veneer of classiness to it but if you look at anything (walls, menu, customers) for more than 3 seconds you begin to realize that something is horribly amiss and you have a deep, irrational urge to leave immediately nah, leaving red lobster sounds pretty rational to me
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Sep 11, 2015 05:22
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Chinatown posted:is that just like, a pool of herb butter? lol if you dont have a pool of herb butter awaiting your shrimp/crab legs/lobster youre clearly a turkey
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Sep 11, 2015 05:24
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symbolic posted:how much shrimp did you take home with you op? i couldn't take any shrimp home not only could i not look at any more shrimp, but as you can see they bring your shrimp out on these tiny dingus plates. you're just going to look like an rear end in a top hat if you order a to go box for 6 tiny shrimp, which i assume is by design
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Sep 11, 2015 05:25
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oh nice op how is the your mom's pussy over by you? the one down the street from my house is ok; i usually like to trek across town though for a better-managed franchise
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Sep 11, 2015 05:25
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Business Gorillas posted:it was 16.99 for unlimited shrimp and it came with a salat and a choice of side Well, in that case, I think you should have just gone to the grocery store, purchased $17 of frozen shrimp and cooked them how you see fit in your home. If you're going to do this in the future I recommend eating until you are literally sick. Probably 8 or so orders of the shrimp. Bathroom vomit pics would be optional.
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Sep 11, 2015 05:26
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thathonkey posted:oh nice op how is the your mom's pussy over by you? the one down the street from my house is ok; i usually like to trek across town though for a better-managed franchise dry and unwelcoming
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Sep 11, 2015 05:26
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thathonkey posted:oh nice op how is the your mom's pussy over by you? the one down the street from my house is ok; i usually like to trek across town though for a better-managed franchise  
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Sep 11, 2015 05:26
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Business Gorillas posted:i couldn't take any shrimp home
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Sep 11, 2015 05:27
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Business Gorillas posted:red lobster has a very thin veneer of classiness to it but if you look at anything (walls, menu, customers) for more than 3 seconds you begin to realize that something is horribly amiss and you have a deep, irrational urge to leave immediately Red Lobster is the Silent Hill of seafood restaurants.
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Underwhelmed posted:Red Lobster is the Silent Hill of seafood restaurants. i wish i had any idea what this meant jk
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