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I imagine that having a cashier ring you up for some condmos could potentially be really embarassing, especially if they have them behind the counter or something and you have to ask for them specifically. What are some ways to minimize the awkwardness of buying condoms?
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Sep 11, 2015 13:20
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buy from amazon
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Sep 11, 2015 13:20
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Go to planned parenthood or whatever and get them there. They're usually free, at least in countries that have proper healthcare.
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Sep 11, 2015 13:21
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Hello, can I get some condoms? The ones over there please. Thank you, goodbye. 
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Sep 11, 2015 13:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvTA8tlu9B8
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Sep 11, 2015 13:24
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if you dont have sex you dont need to buy condoms and you avoid the whole awkward situation completely
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Sep 11, 2015 13:27
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Whip it out and request a fitting. The awkwardness stems from the cashier having to size you up through your crusty unwashed jeans.
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Sep 11, 2015 13:29
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www posted:if you dont have sex you dont need to buy condoms and you avoid the whole awkward situation completely Thats where Im at, I am just wondering how people do it out of curiosity because Im cracking up just thinking about saying the word out loud
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Sep 11, 2015 13:29
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Ddraig posted:Go to planned parenthood or whatever and get them there. They're usually free, at least in countries that have proper healthcare. what do us americans do then??
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Sep 11, 2015 13:30
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Get like 10 packs of Magnum and one pack of the tiny ones you actually use and at the counter be like "lol not sure how this got in here, might as well just buy it anyway haha"
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Sep 11, 2015 13:31
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hello miss i am looking for the extremely large condoms. i'm going to have sex which i do a lot btw
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Sep 11, 2015 13:31
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self checkout
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Sep 11, 2015 13:31
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Buy Magnum condoms. They're the same size as normal condoms but they let the cashier know you're a man with a little "extra" 
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Sep 11, 2015 13:32
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Convenience store employees deal with bums and methheads all day, they don't care or remember you asking for a box of Trojan Micros
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Sep 11, 2015 13:34
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Go to the checkout that has the old lady cashier because who cares what she thinks of you.
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Sep 11, 2015 13:36
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when you are paying, just say "it's for my dog"
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Sep 11, 2015 13:37
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a bay posted:I imagine that having a cashier ring you up for some condmos could potentially be really embarassing, especially if they have them behind the counter or something and you have to ask for them specifically. What are some ways to minimize the awkwardness of buying condoms? Your mum always has plenty of condoms op, I never have to bother to bring my own.
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Sep 11, 2015 13:39
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the only time i have felt awkward buying condoms was when a couple of guys with tats saw me buying them and said i should get some ribbed because that's what they want bro only pharmacy workers who would give a poo poo are non sex havers
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Sep 11, 2015 13:40
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Neurosis posted:the only time i have felt awkward buying condoms was when a couple of guys with tats saw me buying them and said i should get some ribbed because that's what they want bro Those guys were right, btw.
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Sep 11, 2015 13:43
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can't have your bukkake and eat it too, op
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Sep 11, 2015 13:43
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Lol condoms? Are you still in high school or something? Jesus Christ join the rest of us in adulthood. My current gf actually broke up with her ex because he always wore condoms. She said she needed a real man, not a little boy
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Sep 11, 2015 13:52
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Volume posted:Lol condoms? Are you still in high school or something? Jesus Christ join the rest of us in adulthood. My current gf actually broke up with her ex because he always wore condoms. She said she needed a real man, not a little boy hmm is your gf now weirdly pregnant despite being on the pill?
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Sep 11, 2015 13:53
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Volume posted:Lol condoms? Are you still in high school or something? Jesus Christ join the rest of us in adulthood. My current gf actually broke up with her ex because he always wore condoms. She said she needed a real man, not a little boy That seems like atypical behavior compared to the female population in general.
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Sep 11, 2015 13:54
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www posted:buy from amazon All part of my prime pantry subscription of Lucky Charms™ and condoms.
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Sep 11, 2015 13:57
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I dunno, works out fine for me. Buying them with a cucumber one time generated looks, though.
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Sep 11, 2015 13:59
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Just buy them from the store you man child. I have never been embarrassed. It's just a medical product.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:01
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i just use an old sock op ?>
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Sep 11, 2015 14:02
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Buy them with butt medicine so the cashier is too busy being focused on that to notice you bought something as mundane as condoms.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:02
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quakster posted:can't have your bukkake and eat it too, op
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Sep 11, 2015 14:03
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quakster posted:can't have your bukkake and eat it too, op
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Sep 11, 2015 14:07
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Buy tampons at the same time, fooling the cashier into thinking that you're buying them for your mom.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:27
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open 5 packs, take all the condoms put them all on your dick, pull your dick out on the counter and tell the cashier to cut your dick off and count the rings
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Sep 11, 2015 14:28
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HULLO PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CONDOM FOR MY PENIS WHICH IS IN MY PANTS AS WE SPEAK
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Sep 11, 2015 14:37
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Tell them your dick has a cold.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:37
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I always throw down on some condoms and then fruit. Usually blueberries or some banana's. I think I bought condoms once with motor oil, because I had to change the oil in my car and I wanted to bang that night as well.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:40
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if you tell them you think they're for making water balloons that should defuse some of the tension
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Sep 11, 2015 14:44
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Do you have anything smaller than small.....I'm using them for finger gloves when I paint my Warcraft miniatures.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:46
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jiharlequinade posted:if you tell them you think they're for making water balloons that should defuse some of the tension Yeah if I had to buy some then I would probably say they are just for a prank
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Sep 11, 2015 14:48
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Make sure you buy condoms with a hella long expiration date op cause it soooounds like you'll need it.
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Sep 11, 2015 14:48
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Cut a hard boiled egg in half and remove the yolk ball then stick the egg on your dick. Whack off while yelling at the shell fragments and blast the egg apart with your forceful spurt. Now that you feel powerful go buy condoms and maintain confident, withering eye contact the whole time
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