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Bigger condoms aren't longer they're wider Sorry for your small filthy pencil dicks Also when you buy the condoms and the person asks, probably by habit, "what are you up to tonight" *looks at condoms* "Having sex"
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don't overthink it. the awkwardness is all in your head.
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Sep 11, 2015 23:18
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not if you're like sixteen and your body is unfinished
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Sep 11, 2015 23:34
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checkout people do not give a ahit
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Sep 11, 2015 23:46
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a bay posted:Yeah this is the exact kind of situation I am trying to avoid if I ever have to buy comdoms i also work at a store that sells condoms so i had to drive to a different store just to buy them before any of my coworkers asked me if i used all 36 of my big dick condoms yet while gently rubbing my shoulder
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Sep 12, 2015 00:24
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Buy condoms from Costco in bulk.
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Sep 12, 2015 00:44
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Broenheim posted:checkout people do not give a ahit
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Sep 12, 2015 00:47
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like this
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Sep 12, 2015 00:49
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Buying condoms in the store is great because you get to basically gloat. "Yeah, got a date tonight and best to be safe. That 12-pack I bought here five years ago? Gone. I need more.... Well, yeah, most of them expired on me but the point is I think I might need a working one tonight!!! Oh, I have a coupon."
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Sep 12, 2015 01:10
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reassure the cashier that they're just for you to masturbate into because it's less mess to clean up, since you're clearly not having sex with another human being
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Sep 12, 2015 01:11
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lol who uses condoms in TYOOL 2015
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Sep 12, 2015 01:12
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nomadologique posted:once i got someone pregnant, which was on one hand disturbing but on the other weirdly gratifying What was his name?
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Sep 12, 2015 01:43
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a bay posted:I imagine that having a cashier ring you up for some condmos could potentially be really embarassing, especially if they have them behind the counter or something and you have to ask for them specifically. What are some ways to minimize the awkwardness of buying condoms? very carefully close thread
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Sep 12, 2015 01:59
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put them on ur bf's dick
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Sep 12, 2015 03:13
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Pawn 17 posted:lol who uses condoms in TYOOL 2015 yeah for real when plan C is so cheap. C is short for cut that bitch loose
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Sep 12, 2015 03:34
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Applewhite posted:Buy Magnum condoms. They're the same size as normal condoms but they let the cashier know you're a man with a little "extra" is that true? so their just a marketing scheme to get extra money from insecure men? i actually thought they really were big & tall condoms. so if ur 6" fully erect u can buy Magnums, find out they fit like they were tailor-made and suddenly feel like a spry stud bull. true male empowerment brought to u by America's #1 Most Trusted Condom. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Sep 12, 2015 |
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Sep 12, 2015 04:12
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take them all out and throw them on the ground and rub your feet on them and ask an employee if they are going to throw them out now they are yours and free
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Sep 12, 2015 04:14
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Youre not allowed to have your shoes off in the store
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Sep 12, 2015 04:16
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the jokes on the big condom companies because my campus gives out condoms more often than i get to have sex, ive got years worth now for free
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Sep 12, 2015 04:18
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Mariana Horchata posted:is that true? so their just a marketing scheme to get extra money from insecure men? i actually thought they really were big & tall condoms. they're bigger. regular Trojan and Durex snap all the time but magnums and Durex xxls don't. here's a chart http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-size-chart/condom-size-chart
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a bay posted:Youre not allowed to have your shoes off in the store take ur shoes off in the store and cover ur feet in condoms put the shoes back on now they'r eyours and free
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Sep 12, 2015 04:27
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OP needs to stop buying these.
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Sep 12, 2015 04:30
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Let's see... Milk Bread Eggs Pencils The latest issue of Cosmo A pack of gum Magnum condoms Oh, and this bottle of RC Cola
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Sep 12, 2015 04:44
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Hey OP just imagine when you have a girlfriend and she wants you to buy tampons.
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Sep 12, 2015 05:09
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Blue Train posted:they're bigger. regular Trojan and Durex snap all the time but magnums and Durex xxls don't. here's a chart ah yes mm i see
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Sep 12, 2015 05:10
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Slap them on the counter and look the cashier dead in the eye. Make sure to catch and mentally make note of every move they make throughout the checkout process. Make sure to spend a lot of time looking at their name tag, you can even recite their name quietly under your breath to help you remember it for later and perhaps to break the awkwardness of your gaze ask them a friendly question to change the mood, I suggest asking something simple like when they get off work, or what kind of car they drive.
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Sep 12, 2015 05:13
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i remember probably 5-10% of every day, i hope this helps op
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nomadologique posted:ah yes mm i see dongs are my passion. I have lots of opinions concerning circumcision as well if you have time
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Sep 12, 2015 05:19
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i do but uh do you hav ea newsletter where it is all written out so i can peruse it at a later date?
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Lowtechs posted:Hey OP just imagine when you have a girlfriend and she wants you to buy tampons. i wonder if gay dudes feel awkward buying condoms so to get out of it they go 'these are for my boyfriend'
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Sep 12, 2015 05:29
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nomadologique posted:i do but uh do you hav ea newsletter where it is all written out so i can peruse it at a later date? 
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Sep 12, 2015 05:32
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fakeaccount posted:like this Last four panels should've been loss.jpg, missed opportunity.
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Sep 12, 2015 05:41
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Ask the nice lady behind the counter if there's a booth where you can try them on.
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Buy them out of one of those machines in a dirty truckstop bathroom
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