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I imagine that having a cashier ring you up for some tampons could potentially be really embarassing, especially if they have them behind the counter or something and you have to ask for them specifically. What are some ways to minimize the awkwardness of buying tampons? Im a guy
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Sep 11, 2015 15:04
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Smash in your nose beforehand so they know you need the tampons because you're a tough guy who has a lot of blood to soak up.
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Sep 11, 2015 15:08
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just say you need to jam up your wifes gooey blood hole
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Sep 11, 2015 15:09
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Tell them your dickhole is as big as a vagina so you use tampons instead of condoms.
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Sep 11, 2015 15:10
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i usually just get my boyfriend to do it
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Sep 11, 2015 15:10
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Say that you're getting them for a woman you want to be romantically involved with and who says that she, "really enjoys that she can talk to you like you're one of the girls."
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Sep 11, 2015 15:12
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Direct, unflinching eye contact.
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Sep 11, 2015 15:14
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Just ask me why I'm buying tampons. I loving dare you. no? thought so, bitch
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Sep 11, 2015 15:14
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Buy some vodka at the same time and wink so the cashier knows you know how to party hard.
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Sep 11, 2015 15:25
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Im a prepper
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Sep 11, 2015 15:29
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Its actually super easy to buy tampons and I could do it any time I wanted to
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Sep 11, 2015 15:48
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I bet if it's a girl cashier they think " drat, this guy takes care of his shorty."
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Sep 11, 2015 15:53
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i buy them all the time and i usually just look at the cashier and dont say anything and then i make the throat slitting motion when they ask me to pay
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Sep 11, 2015 15:54
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Shuffle awkwardly and act like a nervous five year-old. Piss yourself if you have to. That's guaranteed to get you respect.
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Sep 11, 2015 15:54
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women are so gross, just thinking about periods. disgusting
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Sep 11, 2015 15:55
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Hobohemian posted:I bet if it's a girl cashier they think " drat, this guy takes care of his shorty." Im pretty sure they think the guy buying either sticks them up his rear end or sniffs them while jacking off.
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Sep 11, 2015 15:57
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I mean when you buy toilet paper the cashier is obviously picturing you using it to wipe your lovely rear end.
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Sep 11, 2015 15:58
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Verily I Shat posted:Im pretty sure they think the guy buying either sticks them up his rear end or sniffs them while jacking off. Probably not actually. Sometimes when your girl isn't feeling good they send you out on errands. This is well known to non spergs.
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Sep 11, 2015 15:58
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NO THEY THINK THE GUY IS A GAY human being WHO SUCKS DICKS THAT IS WHAT WOMEN THINK WHEN THEY SEE A MAN WITH TAMPONS AND WOMEN SEND GUYS OUT TO GET IT AS A MEAN PRANK
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Sep 11, 2015 16:01
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http://community.beatingbowelcancer.org/forum/1613-stoma-plug-is-amazing
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Sep 11, 2015 16:07
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also buy a bottle of vodka, and tell the cashier you're "ready for a great night" double this up with a big box of condoms, let the cashier know there's a rager tonight, and ask when he or she gets off
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Sep 11, 2015 16:14
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assure the cashier you always do anal when she's on the leak
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Sep 11, 2015 16:17
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Verily I Shat posted:I imagine that having a cashier ring you up for some tampons could potentially be really embarassing, especially if they have them behind the counter or something and you have to ask for them specifically. What are some ways to minimize the awkwardness of buying tampons? Who cares what some random cashier thinks of yoyou? buy tampons and a pack of condoms while you are at it. It says you have a girlfriend. That is something to be proud of. I got a funny look from a early teenager when I was trying to find the right brand... It was awkward, but it's life. Do what you gotta do. Better throw a pint of haagen daas on the conveyer belt while you are there. Hth
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Sep 12, 2015 11:34
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Hobohemian posted:Probably not actually. Sometimes when your girl isn't feeling good they send you out on errands. This is well known to non spergs. oh for sure mate
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Sep 12, 2015 11:36
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thewireguy posted:Who cares what some random cashier thinks of yoyou? buy tampons and a pack of condoms while you are at it. It says you have a girlfriend. That is something to be proud of. I got a funny look from a early teenager when I was trying to find the right brand... It was awkward, but it's life. Do what you gotta do. Better throw a pint of haagen daas on the conveyer belt while you are there. Hth You have a tampon in your butt right now.
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Sep 12, 2015 11:37
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Filthy menstraters should be ashamed if you ask me
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Sep 12, 2015 11:50
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Join the US military and get sent off to some godforsaken shithole in the middle east. They use tampons to clot ak-47 wounds in the field.
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Sep 12, 2015 11:56
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Ain't no thing. You want awkward , buy a yeast infection treatment Kit thing
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Sep 12, 2015 12:18
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this is such a goony question OP you just give no fucks in your manner and don't avoid eye contact people instinctively note/react to shame/embarrassment. so just don't show any
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Sep 12, 2015 12:21
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What kind of goon is embarrassed about buying tampons? Any guy cashier is gonna be like oh drat this dudes lady sent him to the store and any girl cashier has been getting her period since she was like 12 so she knows all about it.
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Sep 12, 2015 12:23
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I'm afraid the only non-gay way to acquire tampons is to smuggle them out in your butt, op.
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Sep 12, 2015 13:10
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Verily I Shat posted:I mean when you buy toilet paper the cashier is obviously picturing you using it to wipe your lovely rear end. one time my girlfriend tried to buy twelve rolls at once because it was cheap and i made her buy them by herself and walk home alone because i dont want people thinking i poop too much
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Sep 12, 2015 13:12
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Applewhite posted:Smash in your nose beforehand so they know you need the tampons because you're a tough guy who has a lot of blood to soak up. I got a really bad nose bleed after my vasectomy and the tampon trick works great.
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Sep 12, 2015 14:28
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there was one time where i bought a box of tampons and the cashier offered to double-bag it, as if i should be embarrassed even to be seen carrying them. i was weirded out by that.
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Sep 12, 2015 14:40
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You buy a 6-pack of beer, the 15 year-old buys the tampons and you swap in the parking lot like a couple of shady-rear end drug dealers.
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Sep 12, 2015 14:45
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next time take the tampons out one at a time and sneak them out in your rectum op
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Sep 12, 2015 14:46
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Hold a bloody fist in the cashiers face and scream for backup.
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Sep 12, 2015 14:49
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bring a hip flask with you, open the box right in front of the cashier, drop trou, soak it in the booze, and plug it right in front of the cashier, then just pull your pants up pay and walk out
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Sep 12, 2015 14:51
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John Denver Hoxha posted:bring a hip flask with you, open the box right in front of the cashier, drop trou, soak it in the booze, and plug it right in front of the cashier, then just pull your pants up pay and walk out This scene would be improved with dub step
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Sep 12, 2015 14:52
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Fiend posted:This scene would be improved with dub step Actually pretty sure nothing has ever been improved with dubstep.
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Sep 12, 2015 15:13
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