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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMmE90DeyQ
prob nsfw

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
"we need some follow up on this poo poo"

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

that's a lot of blood bad dog

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Those dogs look like total Chads.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
loving lmao at the idiots who are going to come in this thread all like "well you see these were not PIT BULLS ahrrmmmmm :awesome:"

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

You won't guess what happens next!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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toggle posted:

You won't guess what happens next!

PITBULLS HATE THIS

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
look at all that blood!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
needs more face eating

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
lookit em wag their tails, they're so happy :buddy:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"There are no bad dogs, only bad owners"

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
why does every dog attack victim just drop to the ground

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
if they'd just let the dogs have their way none of this would have happened

or discharged a gun a lot of times

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
also, once a dog draws blood, all rules are off. none of this cautious hosing business

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i'd grab one of those motherfuckers by one of it's hind legs and swing it like a pendulum in to the pavement breaking it's stupid downs syndrome dog leg in the process then i'd punch the owner in the face

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

why does every dog attack victim just drop to the ground

clearly they should perform a reversal shoryuken on reaction
(the Ken version, where his fist is on fire)
(like this)

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Ramsus posted:

i'd grab one of those motherfuckers by one of it's hind legs and swing it like a pendulum in to the pavement breaking it's stupid downs syndrome dog leg in the process then i'd punch the owner in the face

ahaha you would cower and weep while doing your best to protect your micro-penis

how is your micro-penis doing by the way?

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I 100% sincerely support a fighting dog holocaust.

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
Of course this is in new York or new Jersey lol

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

proof of concept posted:

clearly they should perform a reversal shoryuken on reaction
(the Ken version, where his fist is on fire)
(like this)


he starts low which is good vs. dogs

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

ghetto wormhole posted:

I 100% sincerely support a fighting dog holocaust.

where do the owners factor in

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
That dog has more legal rights than I do and I would do hard jail time if I killed something like that in self-defense lol gently caress the world

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Protagonist posted:

where do the owners factor in

collaborators get punished twice as hard

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i'm just saying dante had some good ideas about poetic justice

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
If you can't kick the poo poo out of a dog you deserve a mauling. Its nature, bitch.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Category of video: Gaming

???

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Al Cowens posted:

That dog has more legal rights than I do and I would do hard jail time if I killed something like that in self-defense lol gently caress the world

and if that dog was a female trans black illegal immigrant? forget about it, buddy!

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

why does every dog attack victim just drop to the ground

That's what I keep saying to soldiers. They're shooting at you fool, what are you doing lying there on the ground!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Vegetable posted:

Category of video: Gaming

???

shoulda pressed square faster

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
lol just walking with my kid around these mauly rear end pibulls.

new yorkers are retarded.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

proof of concept posted:

clearly they should perform a reversal shoryuken on reaction
(the Ken version, where his fist is on fire)
(like this)


lol at not following it up with a FADC into ultra.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Also there's a guy with a metal baseball bat and he's just standing around. Swing it you pussy

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

FIRST TIME posted:

and if that dog was a female trans black illegal immigrant? forget about it, buddy!

most pitbulls are this actually

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

MeLKoR posted:

That's what I keep saying to soldiers. They're shooting at you fool, what are you doing lying there on the ground!

what if the other soldiers were really short and armed with only their mouths

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
It's not the dogs, it's the owners!

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Dog bites hurt

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Pit Bulls are bad dogs.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This is what happens when retards take a good idea like, "don't discriminate against other humans because of their race" and apply it to a breed of loving animal.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I'm getting real mad watching this because the owner's an idiot, the bystanders are retards, and the dogs are clearly pretty hosed up too

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MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
A dog attacked me one time so my daddy got it euthanized and then we got a lot of money from the lawyer because the owner was putting on his shoes when his dog was loose.

then the owner committed suicide after our cat caught his bird in the backyard.

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