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It sounds like your neighbor will let you in their bunker when poo poo goes down.
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Sep 12, 2015 21:36
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im pooping! posted:in like early December 2012 with alcohol induced delusions I ordered 60 cans of sterno for doomsday, now I have 58 cans of old sterno in my garage, that shits probly expired im pooping! posted:sterno quote:flammable hydrocarbon jelly probably alright dude, i mean the consistency might have changed but i bet it'll still burn
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Sep 12, 2015 21:39
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Hobohemian posted:It sounds like your neighbor will let you in their bunker when poo poo goes down. Not likely. When poo poo goes down, it will be free for all combat to get control of the bunker and supplies. She will use you and your family as either servants or shields or gently caress just gut you on the spot for whatever is in your fridge at the time. Preppers are always gently caress You Got Mine to anyone except their direct family. And even then the direct family is only there for food if its a bad winter.
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Sep 12, 2015 21:41
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happyhippy posted:Not likely. What if the op is like really hot?
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Sep 12, 2015 21:42
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Moved into new house this month. Neighbor's yard is kinda messy. Oh it's all tools and ladders and cinder blocks and poo poo I wonder what's up with that. It will probably hurt your property value to have a bunch of ugly poo poo in the backyard, it only takes 1 person to ruin everyone elses.
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Sep 12, 2015 22:35
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I'm just renting so low property value is probably good for me honestly. I mean it's not like my rent is gonna go down, but at least it wouldn't go up.
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Sep 12, 2015 23:29
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Hobohemian posted:What if the op is like really hot? Goon trapped, chained in 50 something women's basement sex bunker
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Sep 13, 2015 02:07
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Fitzy Fitz posted:The apocalypse would give meaning to an increasingly inconsequential modern world. I get it and all, but some people just mix that up with actual expectations and hopes. It's weird. Just be nice and keep your distance. That way poo poo goes down you can get in her crazy bunker with no trouble. And if not shes just a cray cray.
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Sep 13, 2015 02:25
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Well if you ever run out of baked beans, you can ask him for a can. That is my advice to you.
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Sep 13, 2015 02:27
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doomsday preppers always spend the entire project buying things mostly made in factories often imported from china rather than learning skills to turn your surroundings like rocks and trees into tools that can feed you and keep you safe wchih is kind of funny if you think about it even their rebellion against the system, due to a lack of trust in the system, is dependent on and funds the same system
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Sep 13, 2015 02:32
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mine her bunker OP. you want to be ready to blow it when poo poo goes down or her zoc will interfere with your scavenging missions
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Sep 13, 2015 02:32
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happyhippy posted:Not likely. Nah didn't you hear that "neighbors gotta stick together" stuff? I mean OP's lucky he's white (i'm assuming because a prepper saying "neighbors gotta stick together" to a non-white person is outside the realm of possibility) but as far as preppers go it sounds like OP lucked into the least bad one to have as a neighbor
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Sep 13, 2015 02:36
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Im not a prepper. Don't forget lube.. gotta prepare for all that creampies too.. better pack some paper towels.
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Sep 13, 2015 05:54
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doomsday prepping is a form of cultural autism that is mainly spread through popular culture
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Sep 13, 2015 06:32
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Aesop Poprock posted:This is a great idea if you want the rest of your life as her neighbor to be 100% based around her because she'd instantly become co-dependent on you since she thinks you're both fighting against the NWO or whatever No see you can pretend to be captured by the Illuminati whenever you want it to end and you want to move away. OR you could pretend you have had a brain wipe!! It really just depends on how creative you are and how much you want to gently caress with her.
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Sep 13, 2015 06:35
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You should see if she'll take you out shooting. Shootin's fun.
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