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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


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Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
That's not cool.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
is it of such importance that they can not just have the procedure done in a hospital by medically trained staffed with a priest or two on location doing a prayer and a chant or two in the presence of the child and family...like they do with their hot dogs and poo poo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3PUf1QLqNs

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Get a good whiff of that baby rear end too

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The baby dick will be sucked

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The penises must flow

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
u know they must get pissed and pooped in the mouth like 25% of the time.



whats hosed up though - is that they happen to enjoy it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR159bH-1Z4

comparison to persecution from nazis and the holocaust only :50sec in !

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Sep 19, 2015

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
WHAT. IS. HIS. USERNAME.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Frostwerks posted:

WHAT. IS. HIS. USERNAME.

aatrek

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
So many mitvas on this page

Mitzvah here, mitzvah there

Oi, it just rolled over to FOUR. STAR. AFTERLIFE ~~~

Frostwerks posted:

WHAT. IS. HIS. USERNAME.

I like your punctuation fellow goy

unpacked robinhood posted:

Get a good whiff of that baby rear end too

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Toadvine posted:

I wont deny the tastiness, but what a stupid sandwich. Same goes for pulled pork piled high. might as well eat with a fork.

get hosed, pinko

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
in one of beardfish' songs they make fun of people asking for CCR

they're right

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

cram me sideways posted:

Blood: "Vhat is zis; open air? Oy! I turn red."

It's because oxygen is free

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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america should be burned to the ground

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Zzulu posted:

america should be burned to the ground

bro i hear you but wait until after the new star wars I wanna see that poo poo in proprer imax like disney intended

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


shut it down

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Lol you and me both Larry

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hebrew national hotdogs are pretty good imo

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
tell you what - when %99 of the loving planet is against genital mutilation, you really have to consider that what you're doing is loving WRONG

there's no magic movie moment when you finally reveal how, in whatever special way, that cutting a baby's dick and then sucking on it is actually very good and right and everyone else was wrong and a big jerk for doubting you and screaming at you

there's no universe where that happens

it is utterly, exclusively, and provably wrong, wrong, loving wrong

TEAYCHES posted:

hebrew national hotdogs are pretty good imo

ah, now we know where they got the idea for skinless wieners *bowtie spins*

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Why is it legal to suck a baby's dick in america?!?!??!

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
The funny thing is that they're not even really jews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgcrtvomXoI

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Blistex posted:

The funny thing is that they're not even really jews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgcrtvomXoI

lol

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blistex posted:

The funny thing is that they're not even really jews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgcrtvomXoI

i love this video

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Blistex posted:

The funny thing is that they're not even really jews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgcrtvomXoI

One of the best videos on the internet.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Oberleutnant posted:

i got circumcised when I was like 8. I was def old enough to remember, and it was loving cool as heck. For a start my stitches burst and blood came pouring out of my dick in the middle of the night and I passed out lmao.

then they re-stitched it, and my dick got all scabby and swollen to like twice the usual size (ladiiieees) and i got to ride around in a wheelchair for like a week or something and got to eat ice cream every day. Also the nurses had to watch me piss to make sure the pee came out the correct holes and didnb't spray out sideways or something in case they stabbed through my urethra.

In conclusion I definitely recommend getting snipped it was an A++++ experience

but at least you never got made fun of in the locker room when you compared dicks in a completely not homo way

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
Honestly, I wish I still had my hood because I could make the little head pop out at parties, and masturbation is even more fun. And if you wash you don't really need to bother about the smegma. Plus I jack off so much it's just a nubbin, while if I could rub my 'skin over it, it wouldn't be so bad. Goddamn those loving bastards. I wonder if there's a way to re-attach it.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Bad Titty Puker posted:

Honestly, I wish I still had my hood because I could make the little head pop out at parties, and masturbation is even more fun. And if you wash you don't really need to bother about the smegma. Plus I jack off so much it's just a nubbin, while if I could rub my 'skin over it, it wouldn't be so bad. Goddamn those loving bastards. I wonder if there's a way to re-attach it.

You can buy prosthetic foreskins for realsies

Phoneposting. Somebody post a pic of a loving prosthetic foreskin lol

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Do you have a source for that?

Is GBS now /r/askhistorians, let the man post his 'facts' in peace :(

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Pretty sure God was just loving with the Jews at this point, like "Oh yeah once you circumcise the baby suck it's tiny dick a little until the blood's gone."

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I guess its a relic of prehistoric life. Saliva is a very mild coagulant and removal of the foreskin would lessen chances of dangerous infections. But it's not 3000 years ago anymore and we have far superior modern medical practices soo...... we dont really need wizards sucking on baby dicks anymore

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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that's an incredibly anti semitic thing to say you FUCKER

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



social vegan posted:

Those two pics look like an ad for transition lenses

lol

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Oberleutnant posted:

I guess its a relic of prehistoric life. Saliva is a very mild coagulant and removal of the foreskin would lessen chances of dangerous infections. But it's not 3000 years ago anymore and we have far superior modern medical practices soo...... we dont really need wizards sucking on baby dicks anymore

Here's a little tip (which you can cut around if you want)

The motivations behind Jewish traditions aren't for health and welfare. They're to distinguish and ghettoize a particular ethnic group so that perceived offenses can be used to motivate military action by the leaders of the sect. The rabbi originally functioned as a social policeman who kept the members of the culture together so the army would be stronger -- he maintains many of these functions today. It's David Koresh with the edges rounded off.

raton fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Sep 20, 2015

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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http://i.imgur.com/ORBjeUk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pc8txuT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Mk4Fv7U.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/74UplH1.jpg


:nws:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

like I'm clicking nws links in a bloody dick baby sucking thread. Description please

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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theyre dics

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
I laughed at the last one.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
juice plz stop suckin on bebe dilz

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

b'peh

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