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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
And is the worst sport. Especially college football.

Especially the loving Hawkeyes.

gently caress a Hawkeye.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

sports suck, play some video games

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
One time I played a sports game on the video game system, and my friend picked the Hawkeyes, and I shot him i the face.


Didn't even get charged, the cops were like he deserved that poo poo.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Yes op, do go on, I am listening

*looks at you attentively, listening*

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Jastiger posted:

One time I played a sports game on the video game system, and my friend picked the Hawkeyes, and I shot him i the face.


Didn't even get charged, the cops were like he deserved that poo poo.
he deserved it for playing sports games

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Neukoln19 posted:

Yes op, do go on, I am listening

*looks at you attentively, listening*

I'm tellin' ya, those Hawkeyes are bastards and football is the worst *wipes beer from corner of mouth*

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
more like your entire nations definition of football is bad

'soccer' = football
your football = supergayball

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
agreed. Enjoying football this week makes you gay and the ghost of Kim Davis will haunt your TV.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Jastiger posted:

agreed. Enjoying football this week makes you gay and the ghost of Kim Davis will haunt your TV.
she's not dead though

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
your opinions are so rear end backward if they wore pants theyd have to get the pants modified to accomodate how backwards their asses are

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Enfield posted:

your opinions are so rear end backward if they wore pants theyd have to get the pants modified to accomodate how backwards their asses are
go watch sportsball, meathead

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Yes op. The Hawkeyes are jerks.

Tell me more

*scoots closer, smells good*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

symbolic posted:

go watch sportsball, meathead

i will, jerk

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I never used to have anything against ISU but it's fans are such standout babies that I get no greater joy then when they lose (and cry).

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Personally I think it's awesome that American towns with populations of like 50,000 have 40,000 seat football stadiums for their school teams.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Like most terrible teams fans seems resigned and chill about their poo poo life.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
yyeah i mean sports suck if youre a flabby white nerd, but as a young man of color who grew up in the streets sports are everything to me

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Butt Wizard posted:

Personally I think it's awesome that American towns with populations of like 50,000 have 40,000 seat football stadiums for their school teams.

58,000 people live in Ames, Jack Trice Stadium holds 61,500.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
football is actually cool

and good

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

On the bright side, Toledo beat Arkansas which is loving hilarious.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

lorn Wayne posted:

more like your entire nations definition of football is bad

'soccer' = football
your football = supergayball

i, too, cheer for flopping crybabies playing a children's game

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Butt Wizard posted:

Personally I think it's awesome that American towns with populations of like 50,000 have 40,000 seat football stadiums for their school teams.

this is a high school football stadium. it seats like 60k 18k and cost 60mil



v yea I dunno what happened

Blue Train fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Sep 13, 2015

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Blue Train posted:

this is a high school football stadium. it seats like 60k



Wanna sit in that stadium.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
:agreed:

Football is badass. Seahawks going for 3rd straight Super Bowl appearance IMO.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

he deserved it for playing sports games

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Bip Roberts posted:

Wanna sit in that stadium.

lmao

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

i, too, cheer for flopping crybabies playing a children's game

Don't forget the sore losing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkbC_ECraY

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Don't be knocking Jack Trice. The story of Jack Trice is one of guts and honor and is literally the best reason to name a stadium what it is.

Iowa Hawkeyes: "Dur..football player...was good when we had black and white TV...we are also retarded"..


Its just...man...I wish they could have scored more points...just the coach and....the refs......

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Jastiger posted:

Don't be knocking Jack Trice. The story of Jack Trice is one of guts and honor and is literally the best reason to name a stadium what it is.

Basically gently caress the gophers tho.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Enfield posted:

your opinions are so rear end backward if they wore pants theyd have to get the pants modified to accomodate how backwards their asses are

:agreed:

PerpetualSelf
Apr 6, 2015

by Ralp
lol razorbacks lost

to loving toledo


lolololol

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Bip Roberts posted:

Basically gently caress the gophers tho.

Yeah no kidding.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
It does suck but actually its only the second worst spectator sport. As stop and go, slow paced bullshit as it is, baseball still beats it by being longer and even more plodding. Plus no one is getting their poo poo kicked in.

Also football is at least fun to play. Baseball isn't. There's a lot of sitting/standing around involved.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
you are objectively wrong, op:

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

It does suck but actually its only the second worst spectator sport. As stop and go, slow paced bullshit as it is, baseball still beats it by being longer and even more plodding. Plus no one is getting their poo poo kicked in.

Also football is at least fun to play. Baseball isn't. There's a lot of sitting/standing around involved.

I'm just mad that the Cyclones lost, but seriously baseball isn't a sport.

They are "athletes".

Good job standing in a field for 4 hours, only 8 more games and we're done with this series!!

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Oh it was the old Iowa superbowl today, eh Jastiger?

For those of you not in the know, Iowa is so boring and devoid of fun that the whole state goes apeshit when University of Iowa and Iowa State face of in the one game they play against each other each year. Every Iowa Sports Turd walks about town dressed head to toe in their best Hawkeyes/Cyclones gear and entire blocks in small town Iowa can often be seen flying a flag of allegiance to one university or the other, usually several weeks before the game.

The best part? The game means nothing because the teams aren't even in the same conference.

Basically what I'm saying is sports are for morons simple enough to enjoy watching grown men bash their skulls together until they get brain damage.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
My data conflicts with yours.... Football is actually real awesome and my team is 2-0

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

The French Army! posted:

Oh it was the old Iowa superbowl today, eh Jastiger?

For those of you not in the know, Iowa is so boring and devoid of fun that the whole state goes apeshit when University of Iowa and Iowa State face of in the one game they play against each other each year. Every Iowa Sports Turd walks about town dressed head to toe in their best Hawkeyes/Cyclones gear and entire blocks in small town Iowa can often be seen flying a flag of allegiance to one university or the other, usually several weeks before the game.

The best part? The game means nothing because the teams aren't even in the same conference.

Basically what I'm saying is sports are for morons simple enough to enjoy watching grown men bash their skulls together until they get brain damage.

Louisville and UK aren't in the same conference but that matters a lot first ate bragging rights in both football and basketball so I don't know a goddamn thing about Iowa but

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

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fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Oooo, bragging rights. Wow, the team has gotta win so we can all go around bragging about the accomplishments of a small team of ball players who's success we had nothing to do with?

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