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Weed delivery guy superpowers: slick hydro always gives extra arrives two minutes before you need it kush
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Nation posted:Weed delivery guy human being poster man Super powers : Being a human being Secret identity : Nation
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Sep 13, 2015 13:08
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that is pretty harsh
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Sep 13, 2015 13:10
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I'm sorry.
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Sep 13, 2015 13:11
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really uncalled for when you think about it, maybe he had a friend die of a weed overdose and you triggered him with your superhero edit: oh nevermind it's all good in the hood now
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Sep 13, 2015 13:11
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pretty awkward in here now...
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Sep 13, 2015 13:14
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yeah im gonna head home..
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Sep 13, 2015 13:15
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Pitdragon posted:really uncalled for when you think about it, maybe he had a friend die of a weed overdose and you triggered him with your superhero Literally shaking right now cause you just reminded me I don't have any friends.
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Sep 13, 2015 13:18
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stay safe weed delivery ghost
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Sep 13, 2015 13:23
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awkward conversation man Superpowers: This thread
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Sep 13, 2015 13:24
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Judge Hedd Basically MODOK in a Judge's uniform.
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Sep 13, 2015 13:25
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Captain Syrup Superpowers: Is able to breath when fully submerged in Syrup Secret Identity: A maple tree
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Sep 13, 2015 13:26
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Babby Man Powers: babby control  Here's a picture from the upcoming movie 
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Sep 13, 2015 13:29
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Weed Delivery Ghost superpowers: delivers weed during dreams and while awake weaknesses: fire
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Sep 13, 2015 13:30
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seriously has there ever been a superhero that could make someone high just by touching them or something? you'd think that would have been done by now
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Sep 13, 2015 13:54
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Ghost Head posted:seriously has there ever been a superhero that could make someone high just by touching them or something? you'd think that would have been done by now Scarecrow?
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Sep 13, 2015 13:59
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Saalkin posted:Scarecrow? i thought he just made people hallucinate or something?
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Sep 13, 2015 14:08
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Ghost Head posted:seriously has there ever been a superhero that could make someone high just by touching them or something? you'd think that would have been done by now yeah in the worm web serial a guy secreted a sick hallucinogen
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Sep 13, 2015 14:20
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Jew man Power: Doing 9/11
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Sep 13, 2015 14:21
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A mutant who's power is always knowing how much pasta to boil when making spaghetti
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Sep 13, 2015 14:33
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The Finger Fangler Power: Can make his fingers 2 inches longer at will Secret Identity: A hispanic man named Rodrigo Carlos de Banderos Weakness: Doors
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Sep 13, 2015 15:03
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my superhero is actually more of an anti-hero cause he does what he wants and has no regard for society his name is vector von vexon (DO NOT COPY) he is super fast, super strong, super smart, and also has many other powers oh yeah and he is a super hacker, he is super good with technology and also he is an expert swordsman his secret identity is james macbell, a perfectly average IT guy who is a little bit of a dork and sometimes has trouble with the ladies and has an idiot boss he just so happens to look a lot like me, this is purely coincidence though here is what he looks like (once again DO NOT COPY/STEAL) 
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Sep 13, 2015 15:32
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Cat man: Power: affinity for cats, ability to call cats to aid Weakness: social skills Secret identity: YOU
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Sep 13, 2015 15:34
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snivell posted:Jew man i hope your other power is posting a banme
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Sep 13, 2015 15:53
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Doctor J Off posted:Cat man: false, whenever i ask cats for help or anything else they don't do poo poo
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Sep 13, 2015 16:05
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Babby Man This one seems like it'd be rather problematic. Not only has it got to be pitched in such a way that it's okay for him to be chucking babbies at the bad guys as if he's loaded with Ninja throwing stars in the form of babby, but when he's almost out of ammo you're basically gonna be left with this guy as your superhero... 
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Sep 13, 2015 16:35
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My dude gave me 3g for $20 yesterday and this poo poo is fire. I kinda like that he doesn't have a ton of other friends, so he looks out for me and does nice things for me because we are tight.
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Sep 13, 2015 16:36
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https://vimeo.com/channels/highmaintenance
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Sep 13, 2015 16:52
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Windows 98 posted:My dude gave me 3g for $20 yesterday and this poo poo is fire. I kinda like that he doesn't have a ton of other friends, so he looks out for me and does nice things for me because we are tight. i feel you homie its nice having good friends that have lots of weed
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Sep 13, 2015 17:05
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also i dont remember asking everyone to post there own dumb ideas
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Sep 13, 2015 17:06
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A paraplegic veteran from Vietnam. By day he gets spoon fed, rear end wiped, and medicated for his Nam flashbacks. But by night he sleep walks fighting crime.
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Sep 13, 2015 17:11
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Nation posted:also i dont remember asking everyone to post there own dumb ideas Well nobody respects you so your wants and desires aren't really important.
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Sep 13, 2015 17:19
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Nation posted:also i dont remember asking everyone to post there own dumb ideas Well you showed us a pile of poo poo so our first reaction was to add poo poo to the pile.
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Sep 13, 2015 17:47
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lol
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Sep 13, 2015 17:52
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Ghost Head posted:seriously has there ever been a superhero that could make someone high just by touching them or something? you'd think that would have been done by now Kevin Smith has like five original characters that do that. For a certain value of "original" of course. Marvel has a guy named Doctor Bong. Hey, I'm just off to my psychiatric appointment with Doctor Bong. Deadpool and Howard the Duck both have gone to him. Also one of the few perps that has ever got away scott free from Judge Dredd was a dude who secreted hallucinogens in his sweat and spit. I don't remember what happened after this but I bet Dredd busted himself for using illegal drugs or some poo poo, he'd totally do that. 
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Sep 13, 2015 19:02
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Hero: Super Large Dog Powers: Is Largest Dog Secret Identity: A Large Horse
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Sep 13, 2015 19:58
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Hero Name: The Goatman Powers: Has an elastic anus. Criminals beware, because the Goatman will stretch out his butthole and shove you up his rear end. Weakness: All of his powers come from a single ring. Steal the ring aND the Goatman is powerless.
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Sep 13, 2015 20:07
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The Masked Neckbeard Superpower: The ability to fling fedoras at a reasonably high speed Weakness: Has trouble getting in a relationship because nice guys finish last Secret Lair: Reddit
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Sep 13, 2015 20:14
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Hero: The Human Python Powers: Gorges himself to critical levels before excreting an oversized, steaming carcass. Spends the remainder of the season under a rock. Secret Identity: Al Roker
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