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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

phil rivers just got hit with a case of chicken pox, and it's much worse as an adult, let me tell you

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Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

He's looking at his suitcase pimp.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Phil appears to have contracted herpes from that hit.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
guys don't you know? Taking a lot of sacks leads directly to full blown aids. Nothing to see here.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

Phil appears to have contracted herpes from that hit.

Eppstein-Barr Virus to be precise.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.


JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Got him right in the back of the head.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

R.D. Mangles posted:

Does he storm out of the house peevishly yelling why is this night different from all other nights

haha I like this post

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE


Shockingly this play didn't get a 15 yard penalty

FreakyMetalKid
Nov 23, 2003

Teamwork

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Blitz pickup seems to be a Dolphins weakness.





Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Ozu posted:

Blitz pickup seems to be a Dolphins weakness.



There's something pretty entrancing about watching Mo Wilkerson hurdle full speed towards a defenseless Ryan Tannehill.

What I'm saying is that Mo Wilkerson loving owns.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Ozu posted:

Blitz pickup seems to be a Dolphins weakness.


Well of course their protection was mistimed, they were playing on a different continent. It's like Wednesday over there.

Also, spacing troubles due to having to convert to metric.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
here's the one decent block a Viking had on Von Miller yesterday:

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CQgibTEWUAEB7ur.mp4

And Stefon Diggs sending Talib the wrong way with a fake:

https://vine.co/v/e25b5jBWW7B

WHOOPS fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Oct 5, 2015

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Chris Ivory bounces off Suh's attempted shoulder tackle.
http://a.video.nfl.com/films/2015/NFL_COM/in-game-highlight/NFLCOM/REG/4/151004_bp_Ivory_beats_Suh_309081_3200k.mp4

Vickspatrick for 19 yards
http://a.video.nfl.com/films/2015/NFL_COM/in-game-highlight/NFLCOM/REG/4/151004_bp_Fitzpatrick_scramble_309084_3200k.mp4

Vickspatrick for 14 yards
http://a.video.nfl.com/films/2015/NFL_COM/in-game-highlight/NFLCOM/REG/4/151004_bp_Fitzpatrick_scramble_14_yards_309100_3200k.mp4

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Oct 5, 2015

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
e: oops

Cervix-A-Lot
Sep 29, 2006
Cheeeeesy

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Professor Funk posted:

There's something pretty entrancing about watching Mo Wilkerson hurdle full speed towards a defenseless Ryan Tannehill.

What I'm saying is that Mo Wilkerson loving owns.

Did ya'll wind up paying him? I really want him to not be a Jet, but instead, a Falcon.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Chilichimp posted:

Did ya'll wind up paying him? I really want him to not be a Jet, but instead, a Falcon.
Nope. He can be a Falcon in 2017. He'll probably get franchised next year.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ozu posted:

Nope. He can be a Falcon in 2017. He'll probably get franchised next year.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Get a drinkin' problem, MO!

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

I really enjoy the violence in Chris Ivory's running, but the announcer is right one of the best parts of that first clip is Fitz running downfield as a lead blocker like holy poo poo what are you doing NFL QB, partially explained with how the Jets don't need him healthy long-term because he's poo poo at throwing the ball. If he could toss even a little bit that game would been 50-3. Jets rule

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Fitzy is always auditioning for his next gig. 2nd effort and special teamsman bullshit are huge for his resume.

bobby2times
Jan 9, 2010

Ozu posted:

Nope. He can be a Falcon in 2017. He'll probably get franchised next year.

Franchise and then trade to the Falcons for a 1st and 3rd like John Abraham. Though I'd be kind of sad because Mo was the only player that made the Jets watchable during the down years.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
http://gfycat.com/EnlightenedFavoriteChamois


Edit:

http://www.gfycat.com/AnotherHairyGalapagoshawk

Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Oct 5, 2015

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

That might be the highest quality gif I've ever seen.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Makes me feel all :smuggo: about my preseason predictions.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

wandler20 posted:

That might be the highest quality gif I've ever seen.

that's because it's html5 and not some old piece of poo poo format from the 80s!!!!!!!! god damnit... piss

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

wandler20 posted:

That might be the highest quality gif I've ever seen.

It's a webm file, video.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

"Americas Game of the Week" flashing past makes this amazing

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Kam Chancellor is Awesome



Kam trucking Megatron. Bonus Golden Tate reaction.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Somebody add some Falcon Punch animation and sound effects, tia

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Bad Moon posted:

Kam Chancellor is Awesome



Kam trucking Megatron. Bonus Golden Tate reaction.


Yup, okay, he deserved the money.

Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!

Bad Moon posted:

Kam trucking Megatron. Bonus Golden Tate reaction.


Really wish Kam would learn to wrap up one day.

But god drat he's awesome.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Dat's my Quarterback. :cry:

Four months ago he was getting booed in his home market for appearing at a charity softball game.

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Piggles posted:

Really wish Kam would learn to wrap up one day.

But god drat he's awesome.

I'll be honest, I haven't seen him miss a tackle but I don't watch the Seahawks every week. Does he tend to lower his shoulder and miss sometimes?

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Eifert Posting posted:

Dat's my Quarterback. :cry:

Four months ago he was getting booed in his home market for appearing at a charity softball game.

Go Andy!!!!!!!!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Eifert Posting posted:

Four months ago he was getting booed in his home market for appearing at a charity softball game.

This happened to Matt Cassel. Then he went on to be 2012 Matt Cassel.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Chilichimp posted:

Yup, okay, he deserved the money.

He didn't get it though.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

MrSargent posted:

I'll be honest, I haven't seen him miss a tackle but I don't watch the Seahawks every week. Does he tend to lower his shoulder and miss sometimes?

I mean there's a certain hitting style where you want to go for the big hit every time, which I believe Kam typically does, and when it fails. Woof.

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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I mean there's a certain hitting style where you want to go for the big hit every time, which I believe Kam typically does, and when it fails. Woof.

See also: Smith, Harrison

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