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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

loving Millenial Hipsters with their Pumpkin Spice Lattes, real men drink Pumpkin BEER

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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

pumkin weed

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

real men don't drink pumpkin anything you big dumb gay

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012

2015 and not smoking whole pumpkins

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
drinkin a boulevard funky pumpkin

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
pumpkins are fat orange and retarded like garfield the gay cat

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

If I were to use "Pumpkin Beer" in a sentence it would be:

Yeah Paul, it's true that I'm drinking PUMPKIN BEER and it's only 12:00 on a Wednesday, but it's ALSO true that you cheated on Cory when we were in Toronto, so go gently caress yourself"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

symbolic posted:

real men don't drink pumpkin anything you big dumb gay

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011



gtfo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

lol wronggg

cryme
Apr 9, 2004

by zen death robot
its bad

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Only way to have pumpkin beer is to drink it out of a hollowed out pumpkin.


and in between sips of your mighty gourd have pumpkin pie.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
you're a gently caress boy if you're more interested in pumpkin beers than Oktoberfest beers

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

4outof5 posted:

you're a gently caress boy if you're more interested in pumpkin beers than Oktoberfest beers

Why choose? Drink Both.

I don't know why but all the Oktoberfest beers they serve around here come in a novelty glass boot that you drink out of. It's not just one kind of glass boots, it's all kinds. I had one out of a giant glass stripper boot.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

4outof5 posted:

you're a gently caress boy if you're more interested in pumpkin beers than Oktoberfest beers

they came in the same pack!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Fat people sure are suckers for seasonal products.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Redhook Pumpkin Porter and Spaten Oktoberfest.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
pumpkin is not food. pumpkin is halloween decoration.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Nigga i got sum dat karbach krunkin punkin drat bitch

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Do you ever drink so much that you can't remeber things?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
who gives a poo poo about "pumpkin" beer

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Also


Paging Kleen_TheRowdyFaggot, come tell us a story you piece of poo poo

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Pumpkin beer is pretty bad. Fruits and veggies in your beer is pretty much always a bad idea.






Nooner posted:

Do you ever drink so much that you can't remeber things?

I don't remember.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Nooner posted:

Do you ever drink so much that you can't remeber things?

the first time i blacked out it scared the absolute poo poo out of me

now my tolerance is so high that i can't get drunk without consuming so much alcohol that it affects my short term memory

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Prowler
May 24, 2004


I can tell this is a troll because they chose the best pumpkin beer to put in the background

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

I was walking down the street at about 9am on a weekday last October and a drunk guy was standing on his lawn holding a bottle of this. So even if I wouldn't drink it there are clearly fans.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Drink malt liquor

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i just had a pumpkin spice brewski and lemme tell you what, i'm starting to feel it.

startin' to feel the buzz

would be a real shame if someone took off his shirt, grabbed that gamecube you have over there and chucked it off the balcony

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tom Gorman posted:

i just had a pumpkin spice brewski and lemme tell you what, i'm starting to feel it.

startin' to feel the buzz

would be a real shame if someone took off his shirt, grabbed that gamecube you have over there and chucked it off the balcony

Poop on the game cube, remeber that thread lol

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Bought a pumpkin beer, gonna drink it

if it's good I'll buy more

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
There's a 9% Smashed Pumpkin ale by shipyard that was good and got me buzzed af.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

cryme posted:

its bad

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

down n out posted:

There's a 9% Smashed Pumpkin ale by shipyard that was good and got me buzzed af.

Have you tried whiskey? Its a crazy %40, you will be punching out car windows in no time. Also no pumpkin.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Agag posted:

Have you tried whiskey? Its a crazy %40, you will be punching out car windows in no time. Also no pumpkin.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


:getin: my mouth

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
In a couple months it will be cold enough out to drink Samichlaus again.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Professor Shark posted:

loving Millenial Hipsters with their Pumpkin Spice Lattes, real men drink Pumpkin BEER



loving goon

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cryme
Apr 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Demonachizer posted:

In a couple months it will be cold enough out to drink Samichlaus again.

also bad

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