What words or phrases piss you the fuck off?

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TEAH SYAG: Oct 2, 2009; by Lowtax

"Redistribution of wealth" should only be used when describing lead value and dispersal pattern from a shotgun.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:39

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Das Boo posted:

"Grody" has been around a hell of a lot longer, but that doesn't mean it's not stupid and needs to go away.
I've heard "salty" and "thirsty" a dozen times in the last week. Enough to make me think everyone's referencing something.

stfu about grody :smith:

its the only good word there is

# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:44

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

and yeah, the salty thing definitely spiked recently

sure its been around for a while but its pretty obvious to anyone with facebook that a whole bunch of people just recently discovered it

# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:45

Sex Weirdo: Jul 24, 2007

hashtag

i want to kick people in the dick/pussy when i hear them say it

# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:59

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Sex Weirdo posted:

hashtag

i want to kick people in the dick/pussy when i hear them say it

there was a cool lil bar near me that was a great spot for live music, their name was 'the full cup' and it was a cool name fora good spot, people would just call it 'the cup' if they were hip

they literally changed their name to 'hashtag bar'

lmfao

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:01

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

"Honey, I have to work late again"

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:01

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

#bar

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:01

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

clever marketing thing maybe

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:01

killaer: Aug 4, 2007

"I hate my life"
"i want to die"
"Small Dick"
"Big Cock"
"stinky N-word"
"Suck my Dick"

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:03

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Gatekeeper posted:

stfu about grody its the only good word there is

I want "natch" to make a comeback. I like that one... :smith:

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:06

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

"That was the last of the weed."

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:07

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

"value add opportunity"

if you say this in a meeting i want to kill you.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:08

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

That's my secret, OP.

I'm allways thizzed the gently caress ouf/

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:09

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Das Boo posted:

I want "natch" to make a comeback. I like that one...

aww i say that a lot, its very good

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:17

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

im going to kill

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:17

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

You have to work tomorrow.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:17

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

So can I get away with posting racial slurs in this thread like the n word or the j word or the I word?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:18

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Or will I get in trouble??

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:19

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

sure

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:20

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nooner posted:

So can I get away with posting racial slurs in this thread like the n word or the j word or the I word?

ooh i give you permission to post the l word because i wanna know what it is

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:20

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

.... Heh...here it goes.... GREASY I-TAL!!!!!

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:26

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

. "ITS'S ALL GOOD, MAN."
...
Really? No, Its not.
...
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." he said, with a silly drunken simper.
...
Well Hell, let me kneecap your hippy rear end with a pair of hot 9mm Parebellum rounds and then see what you say as you get fitted for a pair of artificial titanium and Teflon knees. See if you're stronger, you pussy-bitch.

Cuntzes.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Sep 14, 2015

# ? Sep 14, 2015 15:25

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

ghlbtsk posted:

at the end of the day

I also hate it when people list multiple things but feel the need to repeat the setup for each one
i.e. "these people know how to cooperate, these people know how to communicate and these people know how to succeed"
all it does is make it obvious you're stalling to think of more adjectives

Applewhite posted:

Sorry how would you have said that?

these people know how to cooperate, communicate and succeed

# ? Sep 14, 2015 15:45

CAMP FARTING ROCKS: Jan 14, 2005

"ethics in video game journalism"

like basic lol if you think 'video game journalism' in any form is anything other than thinly veiled marketing you loving idiot manchild.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 15:48

Julien Sorel: Jan 27, 2006; Voted Worst Marksman of 1830

Wizard Master posted:

-"I could care less": this loving one right here. THAT MEANS YOU COULD CARE. gently caress you if you say this.

Nah, it's said sarcastically which means it means the opposite of the literal meaning. "Could care less" is perfectly acceptable.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 16:58

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

this is more of a british thing probably:

"i'm not being funny, but..."

well at least you're right, you're NOT BEING FUNNY YOU GIANT SHITSTORM

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:01

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

X privilege where x is a noun like thin or cis het

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:20

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

tater_salad posted:

X privilege where x is a noun like thin or cis het

Poop privilege

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:24

shortstop: Jul 23, 2007

"Down to earth"

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:26

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

jackyl posted:

10000 empty quotes and I'll show the DNa results that proved i hosed ops mom

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:28

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

"It's all good, Maaan..."
BOOM*gutshot*

"Is it good now, you blood-gushing chicken-fucker?"

zimboe fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Sep 14, 2015

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:30

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

ROFLburger posted:

business jargon bullshit where people end every other sentence with the word 'right?' as though it's kind of a question but not really.

it's so loving irritating

i know, right?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:38

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

"samesies"

there was this one dude on a hockey blog who used to say that poo poo all the time and it made me cringe so loving hard every time I read it, like you're a grown rear end man why the gently caress are you talking like a 13-year-old girl what the gently caress is wrong with you. its pretty rare to hear it in person but gently caress when someone says it, the word just sets off something in the back of my mind that drives me nuts

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:39

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Being called bro or guy.

whatever catch phrase the media is running into the ground.

are you jelly?

sending out prayers or prayers coming your way....99% of the time, I bet not. Just another form of "Look at me, look at me caring soooo much"

If I see you around my daughter one more time, I'm going to kill you.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:41

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

"hill to die on"

edit: "bitch made"

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Sep 14, 2015

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:45

teagone: Jun 10, 2003; That was pretty intense, huh?

Whenever people use then when they're supposed to use than. That poo poo makes me so loving mad.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:47

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

logical phalluses posted:

wizard master

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:56

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

just a reminder that this thread is against the rules. there is a stickied post at the top of the forum.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:57

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

- "rad"
- "whilst"
- "umami"
- "veg" or "veggie"
- the abbreviation "af"
- "sick gains/gainz"
- "pommes frites" when used by non-french people just to make a boring pile of french fries sound fancy

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Ill Peripheral: Jun 29, 2008

Flickalatin

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