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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
*was the last borg made by the props team running low on materials; has several kitchen utensils attached to his hand prosthesis*

i will adapt

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Boy I sure am tired of these star treks!

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
My ship is made up of left over plastic frames from model kits.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
*has one weakness. lovely 90s cgi monsters*

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



*constantly makes "third leg" jokes about Species 8472*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
our cube space ship needs more luminglas

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

when theyre in those cubbyholes are they shitposting on some galaxy sized forum

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Mr. Pumroy posted:

when theyre in those cubbyholes are they shitposting on some galaxy sized forum

nah, it's a group consciousness so they're all emptyquoting the queen's most recent shitpost.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Otisburg posted:

nah, it's a group consciousness so they're all emptyquoting the queen's most recent shitpost.

"Say there, large-breasted human female, let us conjugate. One moment while I reboot my dick."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*Keeps the fleshy organic bits of assimilated races for no reason*

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

Otisburg posted:

nah, it's a group consciousness so they're all emptyquoting the queen's most recent shitpost.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
*Assimilates hundreds of species across countless worlds but doesn't bother to assimilate any of their culture, personality or emotions, preferring to stay as some kind of galatcosperg flying around in my OCD cube space ship*

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
*Is a giant metaphor for conformity and lack of independent thought*

*Is immensely more powerful and capable than most other races in the galaxy, thus kinda defeating the metaphor*

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

*Is a giant metaphor for conformity and lack of independent thought*

*Is immensely more powerful and capable than most other races in the galaxy, thus kinda defeating the metaphor*

:911:

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Here is a "web comic" about Borg

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
*in robot voice* exterminate lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
*inserts robotic penis into port AECE463790914-5, completes one work unit*

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
*Does not understand the concept of whip or nay-nay*

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Booblord Zagats posted:

*Does not understand the concept of whip or nay-nay*

the halcyon life of an alien :smith:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

*opens mechanical compartment in chest and inspects contents*

oh wow they kept the gum I was chewing when I was assimilated

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
*is a masturbation fantasy for men with real bad autism

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