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You can cook chicken breast with your mind but only medium rare. If you concentrate hard enough you can launch your eyes out of your head. But only once. You can turn any animal under the size of a chicken into styrofoam upon touch. You can fart nerve gas. You can transform into any animal but that includes the mental abilities of said animal. You can turn into a puddle of piss on demand. Anyone who touches your anus/colon, instantly dies. The power to transfer other peoples organs into your body via touch, but your body than rejects the organ and you die from toxic shock. The power to read the minds of babies. Sgt. Shaved Balls fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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A suit that shrinks you to the size of an ant.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 09:48 |
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You have guns for arms, but you ran out of bullets years ago. You are a werewolf with clinical depression who stays home during the full moon. You can travel through space and time at random and fall into a black hole. Your lung capacity is three percent higher than everybody else's, plus you resemble a fish. You are a man with a woman's body.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 09:52 |
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Your father was a circus clown who gave you a magic ring that lets you pursue a better career (he never wore it, claims it cursed). You can drive a car with your mind, but your hands will automatically go through the motions while you are occupied. You can see through walls, but windows and all transparent surfaces are opaque. You are currently Ronnie James Dio.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:07 |
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You turn into a woman when splashed with cold water, and back to a man with warmer water.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:11 |
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you can tell how many hairs a person has on their body at any given time, including how many hairs are on their body that are not theirs.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:13 |
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You can alter your regdate on comedy webforums at will, without the use of a credit card, but you get pretty winded afterward.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:22 |
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You have precise control over swarms of hornets and shoot them out of your mouth at high velocities like bullets and also form wall shields out of them and stuff like that.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:28 |
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depression
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:28 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:You can alter your regdate on comedy webforums at will, without the use of a credit card, but you get pretty winded afterward. Al Cowens posted:You have precise control over swarms of hornets and shoot them out of your mouth at high velocities like bullets and also form wall shields out of them and stuff like that. these siound prett. cool to me?
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:29 |
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Al Cowens posted:You have precise control over swarms of hornets and shoot them out of your mouth at high velocities like bullets and also form wall shields out of them and stuff like that. that sounds useful. Try something like this. You have the ability to change SA Forum User Lonesome Dwarfs avatar between 3 different bee images at will.
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sorry didnt mean to phrase that as a question. these sound prett. cool tro me
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:30 |
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please dont capitalise my name
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:30 |
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You can say "I am groot" in over a dozen languages and you're paid a lot of money to do this.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:31 |
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You can counterfeit money by touching it, but it's all marked bills. You can fly in your sleep.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:35 |
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you have really strong aems to lift things but your legs are proportionally weaker
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:38 |
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You can shapeshift into Idi Amin and nothing else.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:43 |
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you have the power to see 5 minutes into the future, but only while you're masturbating
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:44 |
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You have the power to speed dial the President preprogrammed on every phone you ever own.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:47 |
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You can boil toilet water with your mind but every time you do it a force compels you to make tea with the boiling toilet water
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 11:16 |
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You can do whatever's going on in Fart Puzzle's avatar
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The power to be beneath everyone's notice unless they have a reason to care. If you commit a crime, or try and take something that isn't yours, or are somewhere you shouldn't be, or owe somebody money, they notice you and remember. But they forget about you the rest of the time.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 12:03 |
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Any water you touch turns lukewarm Sounds convenient until you try to make coffee or drink anything hot, cause it goes almost cold.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 12:37 |
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You can turn traffic lights green, but only after coming to complete stop
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 12:37 |
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Fart Puzzle posted:You can boil toilet water with your mind but every time you do it a force compels you to make tea with the boiling toilet water Al Borland posted:you can tell how many hairs a person has on their body at any given time, including how many hairs are on their body that are not theirs. phasmid posted:You can drive a car with your mind, but your hands will automatically go through the motions while you are occupied.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 12:38 |
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You can open any glass container with your butt hole
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:38 |
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Meltman with the incredible power to melt
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:54 |
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You always know what someone had for breakfast that morning. You can always make your credit/debit card be read by the machine at the store on the first swipe. Your shoelaces will never become untied.
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Let's invade Iraq.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:58 |
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You can make yourself age at hyper-speed, but you can't do it in reverse. Your semen is molecular acid. You can phase through things, but only if they are made of porcelain. You can teleport to any planet in our solar system but only while naked. You can change the color of your pubes at will.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:59 |
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You can control plants, but they don't move any faster than they normally would.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 14:01 |
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You know exactly when former Power Rangers star David Yost is taking a dump.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 15:28 |
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the power to make my balls orbit each other like planets
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Al Cowens posted:You have precise control over swarms of hornets and shoot them out of your mouth at high velocities like bullets and also form wall shields out of them and stuff like that. lonesomedwarf posted:these siound prett. cool to me? modification: the hornets, however, still act like regular hornets and will attempt to sting the poo poo out of you, AND you're allergic
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AlexanderCA posted:Let's invade Iraq. You have the power to make any American president currently in office feel the unquenchable need to invade Iraq.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 15:32 |
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You can sink baskets from anywhere on the court with 100% consistency, but only with a regulation American football. You have heat vision, but all it does is make ice cream melt, nothing else. Also you can't turn it off. You have photographic memory for bathroom graffiti. You can instinctively tell how many dogs are within 6 feet of you at all times. You are completely invisible to spiders. Prehensile facial hair, but it's not any stronger than normal and you're completely poo poo at growing a beard. You can hold your poop indefinitely but it doesn't get any less uncomfortable. You have a regeneration factor for your teeth, nothing else. X-ray tasting: you can taste food through walls. You can tell if someone is bad at videogames by looking at them. You can control the temperature of your urine, anything from freezing to boiling.
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Gabriel Pope posted:You can sink baskets from anywhere on the court with 100% consistency, but only with a regulation American football. goddam these are good
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 15:55 |
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You can make yourself care about whatever irrelevant bullshit is trending on the internet right now.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 16:33 |
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You know if people lie when they complement you. And it's apparently always.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 16:43 |
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Power to have diarrhea lol
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