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The away team travels back to an old earth hippie commune in 1967, who have known only dry seedy brick weed. Riker packs them some tubes of Risa Kush and they get skrate up jonathan blazed in short order.
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proof of concept posted:fukkn dank as fuk lmao Such a impractical tool, a Klingon would have never designed that. Looks like something a Ferengi made and is trying to pass off as Klingon.
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Sep 15, 2015 11:46
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fukkin warp speed! en-fuckin-GAAAAAGGEEEE!!!! *bong rip sound* *leans back from acceleration hahaha more like BONGcceleration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Sep 15, 2015 11:47
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~lounges on the upper right outer quadrant deck of the Enterprise, stoned as all gently caress off my crewitt, staring at my home planet off in the distance in deep outer space~
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Sep 15, 2015 12:31
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Picard: (blazed as gently caress) set worf speed for that planet, chapter nine!
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Sep 15, 2015 14:26
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Picard: I'm engayge
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Sep 15, 2015 14:35
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Food replicator nearly burned out last week from snack requests.
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Sep 15, 2015 14:44
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space weed
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*is one of those aliens that wears a space helmet and "breather unit" all the time*
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Sep 15, 2015 15:23
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*accidently cuts up hands and face while using a Klingon bong*
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Sep 15, 2015 15:45
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Sir, Neelix is complaining again about the aeroponics lab being used exclusively for bud.
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Sep 15, 2015 15:49
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Could a force field create an air-tight hotbox?
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whole episode about geordi and data building the ultimate bong
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Sep 15, 2015 16:07
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So.. dude.. is it logical... dude.. I'm so high
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Sir, Neelix is complaining again about the aeroponics lab being used exclusively for bud. theres weed in that nebula
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Sep 15, 2015 16:10
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Oberleutnant posted:*is hidden under Wesley's space bed so commander riker doesn't find me*
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Tace Vim posted:Picard: (blazed as gently caress) set worf speed for that planet, chapter nine! Oh gees, someone better make sure he doesn't hit my planet. Is he 'right to steer this ship? I've got an ominous feeling about this. Are his eyes even open? He's so stoned and squinty I can't freaking tell. We need to create a diversion so he forgets about my planet. Munchies! He eats that General chicken crap every day, someone needs to distract him with thoughts of chowing down. OH! You don't have to do.. no.. wtf.. you needn't.. I meant.. holy poo poo.. hahaha.. you.. oh my loving God.. okay.. I guess that'll work.. umm, excuse me for staring, but where'd you learn to cluck like a chicken so well? And where'd those feathers come from? I might be hallucinating now.. was that pot laced with some white powder poo poo? What the hell are you two doing? Have you guys dropped E's or something? Settle down a bit! Oh man, please don't make him lose his appetite...  http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/dallmir/5645907/2117707304/funny_(15).gifWicker Man posted:Food replicator nearly burned out last week from snack requests. I'm pretty sure it was just Picard and his General Tso chicken obsession. I think he just loves it so much for the joke. Every day, the same line, and he expects us to laugh every time. I don't know if any pot is that good to keep it being funny, not every drat day. Make it so! Make it so! He's gonna cause a mutiny at the rate he's going. Smh. 
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It's beat, Jim.
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im a doctor not a stoner jk
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he's stoned Jim
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Titter posted:~lounges on the upper right outer quadrant deck of the Enterprise, stoned as all gently caress off my crewitt, staring at my home planet off in the distance in deep outer space~
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where's mr worf i want to show him this bong i picked up at risa it looks like a big klingon dick
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mr worf report to the ready room haha i got something to loving show you haha gently caress
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mr data it appears we have ripped an enormous hole in the bong-time continuum itself I mean space bong wait gently caress *coughing*
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*doesnt do anything but im just a tool*
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haha that guy is trying to snort his ski lift pass what the gently caress so high haha
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ah mon capitan but how will you handle this delicate mission with your entire crew high as balls *smoke floods bridge* Curse you, Q! *koff koff koff*
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Jake and Nog sneak into Worf's room and swap his weed with Breen Bathsalts.
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Tace Vim posted:*accidently cuts up hands and face while using a Klingon bong* Captain, have you never smoked a Klingon Gk'chhrkthk pipe? Bubbling the smoke through boiling pureed khrtck worm can be harsh and caustic, but produces an excellent buzz for those who can hold in the hit.
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Garak and Bashir sitting in sickbay, smoking opium and watching the live feed of Kekio and Rom cucking a weeping O'Brian.
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blainestereo posted:i know literally one thing from star trek and i cant believe you guys havent said that it would actually be scotty two to get baked or scotty pass the j
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mr laforge i need to know if you can synthesize and infuse cannabis molecules into my body as it materializes on the transporter pad. this is important
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smoke up, wesley
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number one, hit this
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check out this loving holodeck program barclay made
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