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sisko's baseball holosuite program overwritten with disc golf course
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"The Emissary found the lost Bajoran city of Bong-halla!"
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they should have hotboxed one of those cargo bays and then beamed all the weed smoke aboard the Borg ship to chill them out. actually you could probably beam the smoke directly into their lungs, lol buncha stoned Borgs walking into each other and poo poo
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lwaxana troi brings weed brownies aboard the enterprise and picard wakes 40 hours later in a bedroom scattered with sextoys and goats and lwaxana smugly sparkin an l in the doorway
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Yeah I wonder where they got the idea for the warp core https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eee57S9IVjA
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bongjoran the way of the puff-pass
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Marzon, his pipe unfilled Choka, with arms outstretched Marzon, with torch lit Choka and Marzon at Shambala 
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nextlevelstart posted:Yeah I wonder where they got the idea for the warp core thats a p sick bong
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Glad we can all agree on pizza toppings.
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So TNG is the weed series but TOS is Nixon war on drugs in space?
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Look at me I'm high
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Tom Brady posted:WEED SPACE NINE to bongly go
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Temba, his bowl full Shaka, when the bong fell
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proof of concept posted:if you caught a borg and blew enough bong rips in its face would the cube ship you got it from start flying really slowly and like at a tilted angle because they're all connected and poo poo? weed are borg
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Tom Brady posted:weed are borg 7 of 420
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Spock doing hot knives with his laser sword, giving the Volcan peace sign as he blows out a big green cloud of smoke.
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René? What's that smell? Is something burning? Sacrebleu!
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rear end is my canvas posted:René? What's that smell? Is something burning? Sacrebleu! lol nice
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Oberleutnant posted:*is hidden under Wesley's space bed so commander riker doesn't find me* Mods knew.
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Holy poo poo! I think there's gonna be some serious trouble brewing and I suspect it'll be hitting up in here before nightfall. BIG TROUBLE!! Is anyone here missing any buds? Like a large percentage of your gear has mysteriously gone AWOL? Welp, don't be blaming your dodgy mates for that - I can tell you what's happened there. I've just gotten back from a Security Assistance Request call from that crew running the show up in the childcare/nursery/creche sector. It appears that a bunch of the kids have gotten into someone's stash and they are high as loving kites! The entire nursery has been painted Pot-head Green, and the kids are off their faces dancing around and singing some "We want, we want, POT NOW!" anthem to the tune of "We will, we will, ROCK YOU!" poo poo is really gonna hit the fan over this, without a doubt. They're little children - stoned off their annoying little loving sing-song-voice faces. Heads are gonna roll for sure! Look at this little green-rear end fucker down here! He told me he's doing "da dance of ta mawwie wanna ganja so sommun freebie me ups mores coupla cones, yeeeeahhhh baby!" Wtf? What is he? Like three years old? For gently caress's sake! Me and the other Security guy were trying not to just burst out laughing at the absurdity of it all, trying to stay professional; the nursery crew up there are all in tears, distraught, hysterical and loving sobbing; and little kids are running around everywhere hawking and hoo-haa'ing, just whooping it up like they're at some weekend acid trip rave party. And EVERYTHING up there is loving green now - "Pot-head Green".. it's like the whole sector has been slimed or some poo poo.  This ship is a loving disaster, I'm telling ya. I don't mean to kill your high, but we're gonna be banished from all the solar systems at this rate. The laughing stock of the Universe.
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The road from dank nugs to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think.
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picard i am da bong queen now take fat tokes from this needlessly sexualized poosay OR DIE 
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