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hey buds, good mornin! in england, they make tv shows. the show england is the most proud of is a very old show called dr. who. it is about a dr. named dr. who. he is an alien who bill & teds everywhere in a big old british phone booth, goin to long ago times and distant galaxies, far ahead times and nearby towns, and everythin inbetween  a lil doodle i made this mornin just for you guys, this is the very handsome 11th dr. who, named matt smith <3 he is a total dreamboat as you can see in my picture that i drew dr. who likes to abduct people sometimes so he has a friend. "officially" he has never hosed any of them. they are called his 'companions' and once the stockholms set in, he takes them to all sorts of cool places and shows them grody monsters and old queens and shakespeares.  yuck. technically the english make this show for kids. technically. but really this show is for grownups who are kids in their hearts. it deals with very adult themeses like death, pregnancy, the moon, senility, etc. and the dr. who man carries around a lil device called a scifi screwdriver and this is the source of many a great penis joke (for it is phallic in shape, you see) and penis jokes are definitely not for kids. there was even a cool episode where dr. who puts a girls face onto a concrete slab and the girl's boyfriend just flat out tells the audience that he facefucks the slabface girl.  yes, this is a real thing that really happened on the dr. who show. one of the really cool things about the dr. who show is that the dr. is an alien called a timelord, and timelords have powers (obviously) such as the regeneration power. every time the actor who plays dr. who wants to try and become a movie star, the dr. "dies" and regenerates into a new english (or scottish) actor. right now, the dr. who man is a really cool old guy who was famous for yelling fuckwords on tv. he's a mean old scottish guy which is cool obviously. the next doctor is either going to be a black or have tits, probably. heck, it might be both. wouldn't that be something?  imagine this thing but black and with tits and BLAM! theres the next dr. who  my imagination is pretty poo poo tbh the dr. who has been around for over 50 years just like my mom. and like my mom, it is cool and important. it has many fans. people draw disgusting pictures of it. this is all very cool. anyway i guess that about wraps 'er up for this op. use this thread for general whochat, talkin about fav episodes, ask questions to me about dr. who (ive seen a whole bunch of these stinkin things so im a pretty good source of whoinfo) and basically just have a lot of fun in here. please make sure to vote this thread a 5 as well please, thanks guys. i have a drs appointment today (lol thats a hell of a coincidence now that i think about it lol lol) so ill be away for a bit but i expect you guys to really get a great conversation about dr. who goin while im away, and when i return i'll be ready to answer all of your excellent questions and chat about dr. who with all of you, my buddies. have a great morning!! allons-y!!! (this is a thing that one of the dr who's said so im making a reference to it in this dr. who thread that i made)
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I liked the show when it was in black and white
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Sep 14, 2015 14:43
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Sep 14, 2015 14:44
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Gas ban
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Sep 14, 2015 14:44
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this is easily the best thread around
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Sep 14, 2015 14:46
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I liked the show when it was in black and white Same. And sometimes when it's in color/colour.
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Sep 14, 2015 14:47
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hey buds which dr. who monster is your favorite? for me my favorite is the daleks. i know, theyre pretty played and like EVERYONE always says the daleks but i really like 'em. they look cool in an old kinda cheesie scifi way, because they are old cheesie scifi i guess. they have that cool annoying voice, and inside of them is a total grossout lil alien blob and i think thats a pretty neat thing. more cheesie robuts should have gross lil blobs inside them trying to murder everything
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Sep 14, 2015 14:53
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 this lil thing is fuckin GROSS. just lookin at it makes me wanna fuckin barf everywhere
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Sep 14, 2015 14:55
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wanna gently caress that blob
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Sep 14, 2015 15:00
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Serious Frolicking posted:wanna gently caress that blob you are not alone friend i have seen many interesting things on tumbler about doing exactly this
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Sep 14, 2015 15:01
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 this is me reading this thread also this is a dr who prop so my post is both funny and topical
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Sep 14, 2015 15:01
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blainestereo posted:
fun fact - that was the catfaced broomstick lady from harry potter, another insufferable garbage thing from england
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Sep 14, 2015 15:03
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I like some Doctor Who and I don't like some other Doctor Who. Hope this insight helps your cool thread get off the ground.
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Sep 14, 2015 15:07
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More like Dr. Butt because that show is butt. 
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Sep 14, 2015 15:09
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wibbly wobbly timey wimey
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Sep 14, 2015 15:10
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Libelous Slander posted:wibbly wobbly timey wimey Ha-ha! It is funny because it is just like the time they said that on my favorite british teevees
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Sep 14, 2015 15:15
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dr. who is a garbage show for garbage babies
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Sep 14, 2015 15:18
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blainestereo posted:
It makes me lol that they sold this as a figure and it looked crap. Also they sold it as a 'destroyed' version which was the frame without the stretched face bit.  This is basically "gently caress our fans" level poo poo.
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i am at a loss as to which one of the following two ideas is a better gbs dr who spinoff 1. doctor cum as in oh deary it is very cummy in here i wonder who cummied so hard was it you doctor cum oh doctor you are all covered in cum it was you wasnt it OR 2. oval office that as in let me in im the oval office, what kind of oval office? oval office that! i feel both ideas are very good and very marketable but which one is better?
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Sep 14, 2015 15:24
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Wow this show sounds great!! I am surprised that they haven't tried to make t-shirts with references on them yet. I have a few questions Gatekeeper (or any other fan of the Dr Who): 1) Where did he get his degree in medicine? I am very intrigued to find out what space college has to offer. 2) What is his most famous patient that he has saved? Or better yet his most important one. This could be from curing a little baby who has cancer to something like a Prime Minister (They are the presidents of Europe IIRC). 3)This seems a little late on the list I know, but it only just occured to me and I'll be damned if I try to edit my own post before publishing. Is he a doctor of medicine or is it in another field? I am very curios! 4) What does the Dr Who think of the movie "National Treasure"? I really liked that movie and I thought Nicholas Cage did a wonderful job. And that start scene when they are on the boat is just unforgettable! 5) Is it like the show House but set in space? If so I would be very happy to watch it as that Hugh Laurie fellow is great. Did you know he is actually British (much like the Dr Who)? He is a great actor!
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Sep 14, 2015 15:26
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So Star Trek fans are pedophiles, Star Wars fans have all sorts of pervasive developmental disabilities, what's wrong with Dr. Who fans because as far as I can tell this show is really loving bad?
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88h88 posted:It makes me lol that they sold this as a figure and it looked crap. Also they sold it as a 'destroyed' version which was the frame without the stretched face bit. lol "posable action figure set" tuyop posted:So Star Trek fans are pedophiles, Star Wars fans have all sorts of pervasive developmental disabilities, what's wrong with Dr. Who fans because as far as I can tell this show is really loving bad? they have whatever mental illness that juggalos and bronies have.
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Sep 14, 2015 15:33
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OP I need your thoughts on which companion was most fuckable please I'm almost there
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Sep 14, 2015 15:37
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mind the walrus posted:OP I need your thoughts on which companion was most fuckable please I'm almost there K-nine
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Jukeboxblues posted:Wow this show sounds great!! I am surprised that they haven't tried to make t-shirts with references on them yet. crimson carrots, what a post!!! i'll try my best to answer these great questions 1. the dr. who did not attend college. he dropped out of space high school and stole his bill and ted box and just started calling himself dr. who because he was very wise and english. they play pretty fast and loose with titles in england and space-england where the timelords live 2. the dr.'s most famous patient was either marco polo, vincent van gogh, or the baby space dragon inside the moon. a valid argument could be made for any of these three. van gogh is my personal fave tho because his substantial mental illness made him good at seeing invisible monsters and painting bright colors. and the dr. Helped him by explaining that although that one monster wasn't a hallucination, he was still fuckin crazy and would die a penniless nutfuck despised by pretty much everyone 3. he's a dr of divinity or whatever kind of doctor all those preachers are 4. the dr. has only seen one nicolas cage film - david lynch's wild at heart. it is his favorite film. 5. wow bud nail on the freakin head!! dr. who is basically "spacetime dr house md" especially right now, the old scot is very mean and sarcastic and i assume a drunkard/druggist
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tuyop posted:So Star Trek fans are pedophiles, Star Wars fans have all sorts of pervasive developmental disabilities, what's wrong with Dr. Who fans because as far as I can tell this show is really loving bad? technically being a teenage girl isn't a mental illness for the other whovians who are grown ups i guess they just like fun adventures and english whimsy
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gatekeeper please answer my question too personally i lean towards doctor cum because lol cum but who knows, maybe you have a different idea
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Gatekeeper posted:technically being a teenage girl isn't a mental illness
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Gatekeeper posted:crimson carrots, what a post!!! i'll try my best to answer these great questions Wowzers! Thanks for the fantastic answers! This show sounds like it is one heck of a journey each week! I am glad that the Dr Who enjoyed that Nicholas Cage movie and I wish him well for it. I may have to find a way to tap into the British television (I think they call it "tha telly" over there) so I can start enjoying this wonderful show. I also have a question specifically for you, Gatekeeper. Who is your favorite the Dr Who and why? I would love to find out. 
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Sep 14, 2015 15:56
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Doctor Who is one of the worst animes.
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another funny idea that i have is a show called "doctor how much" it is a show about space and time travelling medical doctor that provides patients with a reasonable medical treatment but then shocks them with an exuberant bill it is both a funny science fiction show and a satire on the american health care system
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Hey everyone I just thought of a great joke! Knock knock! Who is there? The Doctor! The Doctor Who? Yes that is correct, that is who I am for it is me, The Doctor Who, everyones favorite British space and time traveler who solves riddles and helps people!
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Sep 14, 2015 16:11
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I don't know anything about doctor who but if he says allons-y that is pretty cool. In one if my favorite movies Breathless (lol I'm a gay film dork) the guy would always say "allons-y allons-zo" which they translated to mean "Let's go, daddio" which seems like a cool rear end thing to say
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Nooner posted:I don't know anything about doctor who but if he says allons-y that is pretty cool. You're right. That is a cool rear end thing to say. Thanks for sharing.
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Sep 14, 2015 16:13
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doctor who was a good show once.
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Sep 14, 2015 16:17
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yet another amusing doctor who joke is calling it doctor who(re) because it is a very cheap show that aims to please
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blainestereo posted:i am at a loss as to which one of the following two ideas is a better gbs dr who spinoff cum dr. is def a good idea i mean there's basically unlimited potential there, a cool lil dr. in a spacetime machine cumming and going throughout space and time pretty much writes itself, like an ep where he cums in a black hole and it makes the big bang or he cums on a tiny lil protozoa thingy in the early sludge of earth and it eats his cum and evolves into us but I love the word oval office I am torn 
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Libelous Slander posted:K-nine 
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