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Brodeurs Nanny
Nov 2, 2006

It's that time of year! Pre-season is upon us and teams are set going into the season, for the most part. So let's predict! I've separated the three divison winners, but make sure to notate your two WC's in the standings.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1.
2.
3.
--------------------
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Metropolitan

1.
2.
3.
--------------------
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1.
2.
3.
--------------------
4.
5.
6.
7.

Pacific

1.
2.
3.
--------------------
4.
5.
6.
7.

STANLEY CUP FINALS: ??? def. ???
WCF: ??? def. ???
ECF: ??? def. ???

AWARDS
Hart:
Richard:
Art Ross:
Vezina:
Norris:
Calder:
Selke:
Lady Byng:
Jack Adams:

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST:
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST:
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST:
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST:
Most Goals Scored:
Least Goals Scored:
Most Goals Allowed:
Least Goals Allowed:

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks:
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid:
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel:
Most Improved Player, West:
Most Improved Player, East:
Bounceback Player, West:
Bounceback Player, East:
First Coach Fired, West:
First Coach Fired, East:
Goals by Phil Kessel:
Best Canadian Team By Points:

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GoonGPT
May 26, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I predict that I will drink more beers than the Canucks get points and that I'll finish the season with a better haircut than Slippin' Jimmy.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
There's no guarantee I haven't hosed up who's in what conference.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa
2. Detroit
3. Montreal
--------------------
4. Florida
5. Ottawa
6. Buffalo
7. Boston
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. NYR
2. Pittsburgh
3. NYI
--------------------
4. Philly
5. Columbus
6. Washington
7. Carolina
8. NJ

this was the hardest, I actually think the metro will be the most competive division next year.

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St Louis
2. Chicago
3. Nashville
--------------------
4. Dallas
5. Minnesota
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Calgary
3. Los Angeles
--------------------
4. San Jose
5. Edmonton
6. Arizona
7. Vancouver

holy poo poo the Pacific conference is baaaaaaaad. I think the only way it could reasonably have been worse was if LA or Anaheim were swapped out for Colorado.


edit: poo poo, I didn't do this next part

STANLEY CUP FINALS: FLA def. CHI
WCF: CHI def. NAS
ECF: FLA def. NYR

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Florida
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Boston
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Edmonton
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver
Most Goals Scored: Philly
Least Goals Scored: LA
Most Goals Allowed: Philly
Least Goals Allowed: Minnesota

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 79
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 15-25-40
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 18-22-40
Most Improved Player, West: Yak Attak (after he gets traded)
Most Improved Player, East: Aaron Ekblad :getin:
Bounceback Player, West: Pietrangelo didn't have the best year, did he? If not, I pick him.
Bounceback Player, East: Phil Kessel
First Coach Fired, West: Willie
First Coach Fired, East: Jack Caupano (please?)
Goals by Phil Kessel: 43
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal

HookShot fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Sep 15, 2015

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I can't wait for half of these to be wrong 5 weeks in.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Detroit
--------------------
4. Florida
5. Ottawa
6. Buffalo
7. Boston
8. Toronto

Nothing too exciting here.

Metropolitan

1. Rangers
2. Pittsburgh
3. Washington
--------------------
4. Islanders (Wild Card)
5. Columbus (Wild Card)
6. Philadelphia
7. New Jersey
8. Carolina

Rangers at the top, then a 3 way tie between PIT, WSH and NYI, with Columbus being less screwed by injuries to take the final Wild Card

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St. Louis
2. Minnesota
3. Chicago
--------------------
4. Nashville (Wild Card)
5. Dallas
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

Central is competitive as ever and I'm pretty sure these rankings will be completely wrong.

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Calgary
3. San Jose
--------------------
4. Los Angeles (Wild Card)
5. Edmonton
6. Vancouver
7. Arizona

After Anaheim I have no idea what's happening here.

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Tampa Bay def. Anaheim
WCF: Anaheim def. Minnesota
ECF: Tampa Bad def. Pittsburgh

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Kessel
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: Price
Norris: Letang
Calder: Eichel
Selke: Datsuyk
Lady Byng: Steve Downie
Jack Adams: Bob Hartley? It really doesn't matter, does it?

I think, in a vacuum, the Sabres are better than the Oilers, and this will give Eichel better numbers than McDavid, and thus the Calder.

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Sabres (78)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Boston(73)
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: San Jose (97)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver (78)
Most Goals Scored: PIT
Least Goals Scored: NJD
Most Goals Allowed: TOR
Least Goals Allowed: NYR

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 78
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 24-31-55
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 26-35-61
Most Improved Player, West: Yak City?
Most Improved Player, East: Semin
Bounceback Player, West: Joe Thorton?
Bounceback Player, East: Kessel
First Coach Fired, West: Patrick Roy
First Coach Fired, East: Peter Charelli or whoever is the Boston coach
Goals by Phil Kessel: 53
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal 103 points

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
when in doubt i guess i might as well homer it up

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Lightning
2. Habs
3. Bruins
--------------------
4. Wings
5. Panthers
6. Senators
7. Sabres
8. Leafs

Metropolitan

1. Rags
2. Caps
3. Pens
--------------------
4. Isles
5. CBJ
6. Flyers
7. Canes
8. Devils

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Blues
2. Blackhawks
3. Stars
--------------------
4. Preds
5. Wild
6. Jets
7. Avs

Pacific

1. Ducks
2. Flames
3. Kings
--------------------
4. Sharks
5. Oilers
6. Nucks
7. Coyotes

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Penguins defeat Hawks (okay this is homer as gently caress)
WCF: Hawks def. Kings
ECF: Penguins def. Lightning

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Stammer
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: taking a gamble here and gonna say Holtby
Norris: Letang (please stay healthy!!)
Calder: Eichel
Selke: probably Bergeron again
Lady Byng: ???
Jack Adams: Babcock gets a pity award for not getting one with the Wings and to ease the suffering of coaching through Toronto's tanking years
Masterton: Kane

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: CBJ
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Sens
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Stars
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Canucks
Most Goals Scored: Penguins :getin:
Least Goals Scored: Devils
Most Goals Allowed: Oilers
Least Goals Allowed: Capitals

OTHER STUFF

i don't really feel like predicting these

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Spitball and gut instinct time:

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Montreal
2. Tampa Bay
3. Detroit
--------------------
4. Boston
5. Ottawa
6. Florida
7. Buffalo
8. Toronto

This feels like MTL/TBL/DET and then the rest.

Metropolitan

1. New York Rangers
2. Pittsburgh
3. New York Islanders of Brooklyn
--------------------
4. Columbus (Wild Card)
5. Washington (Wild Card)
6. Philadelphia
7. New Jersey
8. Carolina

Metro's gonna be a logjam and you could make a case for CBJ/Caps hopping into the Top 3, with Philly maybe finding their way to a wild card at the expense of somebody.

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Chicago
2. Nashville
3. St. Louis
--------------------
4. Winnipeg (Wild Card)
5. Dallas
6. Minnesota
7. Colorado

I feel like any of these teams, Colorado aside, could get in.

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Los Angeles
3. Calgary
--------------------
4. San Jose (Wild Card)
5. Vancouver
6. Edmonton
7. Phoenix, Arizona

Vancouver's fall from grace allows San Jose to back into a playoff spot.

STANLEY CUP FINALS: CHI def. TBL
WCF: CHI def. ANA
ECF: TBL def. NYR

Second verse, same as the first.

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Ovechkin
Art Ross: Stamkos
Vezina: Lundqvist
Norris: Doughty
Calder: McDavid
Selke: Datsyuk
Lady Byng: Brandon Saad
Jack Adams: Todd Richards

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Buffalo. I can't help but feel like they can't match 54 points.
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Ottawa
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Edmonton
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Jesus, I forgot Vancouver had 100+ points. Them.
Most Goals Scored: Tampa
Least Goals Scored: Toronto
Most Goals Allowed: Toronto
Least Goals Allowed: New York Rangers

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 70
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 21-33-54
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 12-28-40
Most Improved Player, West: Forgot this one. Joe Thornton.
Most Improved Player, East: Ryan Murray
Bounceback Player, West: Marian Gaborik
Bounceback Player, East: Somebody from Columbus who died last year. I will select Boone Jenner.
First Coach Fired, West: He who is coaching the Canucks because it seems like the type situation where the coach will fall for the GM's misdoings.
First Coach Fired, East: Whoever is currently coaching the Leafs so that Randy Carlyle may return,
Goals by Phil Kessel: 41
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal, 106

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Sep 15, 2015

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I had the west nailed almost perfectly last year (Calgary and Nashville I missed big on though) so lets see if I can do it again.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Detroit
3. Boston
--------------------
4. Montreal (WC1)
5. Florida
6. Ottawa
7. Buffalo
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. NY Islanders
2. Pittsburgh
3. NY Rangers
--------------------
4. Washington (WC2)
5. Columbus
6. Philadelphia
7. New Jersey
8. Carolina

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St.Louis
2. Nashville
3. Minnesota
--------------------
4. Chicago (WC1)
5. Dallas (WC2)
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Los Angeles
3. San Jose
--------------------
4. Calgary
5. Edmonton
6. Vancouver
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Tampa Bay def. Nashville
WCF: Nashville def. Los Angeles
ECF: Tampa Bay def. Pittsburgh

AWARDS are dumb

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Buffalo
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Ottawa
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Edmonton
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver
Most Goals Scored: Dallas
Least Goals Scored: Arizona
Most Goals Allowed: Arizona
Least Goals Allowed: St.Louis

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 72
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 25-19-44
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 20-21-41
Most Improved Player, West: Jacob Trouba
Most Improved Player, East: Vladislav Namestnikov
Bounceback Player, West: Shea Weber
Bounceback Player, East: Dave Motherfucking Bolland
First Coach Fired, West: None
First Coach Fired, East: Dave Cameron
Goals by Phil Kessel: 41
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal (the only one making the playoffs)

Though Colorado will finish last in the Central, they will do it with 90+ points again because holy crap that division. Metro is a bit tighter this year too assuming Columbus doesnt trigger another injury curse and Philly's D doesnt cripple them again. Pacific and Atlantic were super easy to guess though numbers 3 and 4 in both could easily be switched.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
:siren: HOMER PICKS ENGAGE :siren:

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Montreal
2. Tampa Bay
3. Florida
--------------------
4. Detroit
5. Ottawa
6. Buffalo
7. Boston
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. Washington
2. NY Rangers
3. Pittsburgh
--------------------
4. Columbus (Wild Card 1)
5. Philadelphia (Wild Card 2)
6. NY Islanders
7. New Jersey
8. Carolina

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St. Louis
2. Minnesota
3. Nashville
--------------------
4. Chicago (Wild Card 1)
5. Dallas (Wild Card 2)
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Los Angeles
2. Anaheim
3. Calgary
--------------------
4. San Jose
5. Edmonton
6. Vancouver
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Washington def. Anaheim
WCF: Anaheim def. Minnesota
ECF: Washington def. Tampa Bay

AWARDS
Hart: Alex Ovechkin
Richard: Alex Ovechkin
Art Ross: John Tavares
Vezina: Pekka Rinne
Norris: PK Subban
Calder: Jack Eichel
Selke: Jonathan Toews
Lady Byng: who gives a poo poo
Jack Adams: Gerard Gallant

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Buffalo
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Boston
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Edmonton
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver
Most Goals Scored: Dallas
Least Goals Scored: New Jersey
Most Goals Allowed: Toronto
Least Goals Allowed: Minnesota

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 79
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 13-22-35 (injury)
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 27-38-65
Most Improved Player, West: Jakob Silfverberg
Most Improved Player, East: Evgeny Kuznetsov
Bounceback Player, West: everyone on Los Angeles
Bounceback Player, East: Pascal Dupuis
First Coach Fired, West: Paul Maurice
First Coach Fired, East: none
Goals by Phil Kessel: 38
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
gently caress the bruins

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa
2. Montreal
3. Ottawa
--------------------
4. Buffalo
5. Detroit
6. Florida
7. Boston
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. Pittsburgh
2. NY Islanders
3. Washington
--------------------
4. Columbus
5. NY Rangers
6. Philadelphia
7. Carolina
8. New Jersey

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Nashville
2. St. Louis
3. Minnesota
--------------------
4. Chicago
5. Dallas
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Los Angeles
3. Calgary
--------------------
4. San Jose
5. Edmonton
6. Vancouver
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Tampa Bay def. Anaheim
WCF: Anaheim def. Nashville
ECF: Tampa Bay def. Pittsburgh

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Ovechkin
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: Rinne
Norris: Subban
Calder: McDavid
Selke: Kopitar
Lady Byng: who loving cares
Jack Adams: Bylsma

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Buffalo (40)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: NY Rangers (26)
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Edmonton (24)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver (21)
Most Goals Scored: Pittsburgh
Least Goals Scored: Arizona
Most Goals Allowed: Arizona
Least Goals Allowed: Nashville

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 80
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 24-38-62
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 18-40-58
Most Improved Player, West: Seth Jones
Most Improved Player, East: Ristolainen
Bounceback Player, West: Dustin Brown (in that he's going to make lots of people's heads BOUNCE BACK off of his elbows)
Bounceback Player, East: Dupuis
First Coach Fired, West: Maurice
First Coach Fired, East: Gallant
Goals by Phil Kessel: 36
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal

whatis fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Sep 15, 2015

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

BAD PREDICTIONS INBOUND

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay - Good team that mostly stayed static in the off-season. I can't think of a single thing they're bad at so they go top.
2. Boston - Despite a weird summer I expect a rebound year. Basically everyone on their roster underperformed last season.
3. Montreal - Price won't repeat last year and the Habs have a lot of issues otherwise.
--------------------
4. Ottawa (WC2) - Hammond plays less than 20 games (bold I know).
5. Florida - Improving, but I still think they're a year or two away.
6. Detroit - An injury plagued year from their stars means the streak ends. Pulkkinen starts out on fire but fades out.
7. Buffalo - I like all their moves they made this summer, but they have a long way to go. Eichel has less than 50pts.
8. Toronto - They suck all year and end up picking 2nd.

Metropolitan

1. NY Rangers - Still the class of the East, but no President's trophy this year.
2. Pittsburgh - Like all their changes, they go on a good run this year but the finals elude them again.
3. Washington - I like the additions they made up front to take some pressure off Ovie who barely cracks 40.
--------------------
4. NY Islanders (WC1) - Snow makes a big play for Schneider at the deadline.
5. Philadelphia - Another season treading water in Philly.
6. Columbus - Fewer injuries, similar season.
7. Carolina - Are a professional hockey club based in Raleigh, NC
8. New Jersey - The rebuild begins in earnest as the Devils go hardcore firesale at the deadline.

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St. Louis - Another great regular season resulting in no cup, but a conference finals appearance for the first time in a generation.
2. Minnesota - Suter wins the Norris, people continue to ignore the Wild because they're dull.
3. Chicago - A slow start but a strong finish. Kane doesn't miss a second of NHL action proving once again that democracy simply doesn't work.
--------------------
4. Dallas (WC1) - Lehtonen continues to be bad, the rest of the team continues to be good.
5. Winnipeg (WC2) - They're getting ready to take over the league, Ehlers is a bit of a no show.
6. Nashville - Yeah I dunno, they'll probably do well but I just don't see them repeating last year.
7. Colorado - Last year was tough and they'll rebound, but they're still in the toughest division in hockey without a real defensive core to speak of.

Pacific

1. Anaheim - Good, probably not as good as last year but still cakewalk to the top of the NHL's cupcake division.
2. Los Angeles - Really good, they'll be back in the cup finals proving that any and all divine entities have it out out for me.
3. San Jose - They're in danger of missing and will regret giving up that first round pick. Really it's a toss up between them and the Flames and I'll give them the edge on possession stats and general experience.
--------------------
4. Calgary - Sophomore slumps from some key players combined with a general overhype means they're the classic slider.
5. Edmonton - McDavid is good, Hall is good, the Nuge is good, their defence is piss and Talbot isn't much better than Scrivens because the Oilers never learn.
6. Vancouver - Really, really ridiculously bad. Benning trades Vrbata and Hamhuis at the deadline but fails to return a single additional first round pick or top prospect.
7. Arizona - Auston Matthews is from Scottsdale, did you guys know that?

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Washington Capitals def. LA Kings
WCF: LA Kings def. St. Louis Blues
ECF: Washington Capitals def. Tampa Bay Lightning

AWARDS
Hart: Tyler Seguin
Richard: Vladimir Tarasenko
Art Ross: Tyler Seguin
Vezina: Tuukka Rask
Norris: Ryan Suter
Calder: Connor McDavid
Selke: Anze Kopitar
Lady Byng: Pavel Datsyuk IDK
Jack Adams: Ken Hitchcock

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Boston (101)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Detroit (95)
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Los Angeles (104)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver (87)
Most Goals Scored: Dallas (266)
Least Goals Scored: Arizona (170)
Most Goals Allowed: Arizona (288)
Least Goals Allowed: St. Louis (190)

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: (87)
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 22g 41a 63pts
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 19g 29a 48pts
Most Improved Player, West: Vladimir Tarasenko (I dunno if improved is the right word but he gets 45+ goals)
Most Improved Player, East: Teemu Pulkkinen
Bounceback Player, West: Patrick Marleau
Bounceback Player, East: Jeff Skinner
First Coach Fired, West: None
First Coach Fired, East: Jack Capuano
Goals by Phil Kessel: 36
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal (101)

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Sep 15, 2015

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
edit:

oops didn't mean to quote

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay Lightning (first overall in conference)
2. Montreal Canadiens
3. Florida Panthers
--------------------
4. Ottawa Senators
5. Detroit Red Wings
6. Boston Bruins
7. Toronto Maple Leafs
8. Buffalo Sabres

Metropolitan

1. Pittsburgh Penguins
2. Washington Capitals
3. New York Rangers
--------------------
4. New York Islanders (Wild Card #1)
5. Philadelphia Flyers (Wild Card #2)
6. Columbus Blue Jackets
7. New Jersey Devils
8. Carolina Hurricanes

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Chicago Blackhawks
2. Nashville Predators
3. Dallas Stars
--------------------
4. St. Louis Blues (Wild Card #1)
5. Minnesota Wild (Wild Card #2)
6. Winnipeg Jets
7. Colorado Avalanche

Pacific

1. Anaheim Ducks (first overall in conference and president's trophy)
2. Los Angeles Kings
3. Calgary Flames
--------------------
4. San Jose Sharks
5. Vancouver Canucks
6. Edmonton Oilers
7. Arizona Coyotes

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Washington Capitals def. Anaheim Ducks in 6
WCF: Anaheim Ducks def. Chicago Blackhawks in 7
ECF: Washington Capitals def. Tampa Bay Lightning in 7

AWARDS
Hart: Tyler Seguin
Richard: Alex Ovechkin
Art Ross: Tyler Seguin
Vezina: Braden Holtby
Norris: Erik Karlsson
Calder: Connor McDavid
Selke: Jonathan Toews
Lady Byng: Pavel Datsyuk
Jack Adams: Gerard Gallant

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Florida Panthers
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Boston Bruins
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Dallas Stars
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver Canucks
Most Goals Scored: Tampa Bay Lightning
Least Goals Scored: New Jersey Devils
Most Goals Allowed: Arizona Coyotes
Least Goals Allowed: Chicago Blackhawks

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 82
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 28-42-70
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 25-35-60
Most Improved Player, West: Don't know
Most Improved Player, East: Evgeny Kuznetsov
Bounceback Player, West: Don't know
Bounceback Player, East: Alexander Semin
First Coach Fired, West: Willie Desjardins
First Coach Fired, East: Claude Julien
Goals by Phil Kessel: 39
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal Canadiens


-Washington is my homer pick to win it all, but honestly it's not far-fetched that they win it all save for the whole "playoff chokers" moniker. They will still have Orpik playing top pairing minutes which is bad and I am sure they are going to be in another grind-it-out series with Rangers, but they will have some scoring depth finally and I think Kuznetsov and Burakovsky could improve greatly. Also Schmidt-Orlov should be better than Gleason-Green (not because Green is bad but because Gleason was woeful).
-It wouldn't surprise me if Ovechkin only scores like 40 goals. The power play won't be as good because Green is gone, and Ovechkin doesn't dominate even strength like he does the PP. But he'll still lead the league in goals because no one else can score a lot either except for Stamkos.
-Surprise team will be Florida because they actually have good underlying stats and it seems like they are finally getting some skilled forwards as well.
-Philly will sneak into the playoffs too because they seem to be getting a little better on the blue line and Mason will be decent this season (not nearly as good as last season)
-Pittsburgh will have a season of moderate to good health
-Dallas will comfortably make the playoffs because they will not have the worst goaltending in the league again
-Vancouver is going to be bad as everyone here expects
-Good god the Pacific division is terrible

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Sep 15, 2015

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Picking Dallas as your most improved by points in the West seems... odd? They finished last season with 92 points, 7 away form the second WC slot and only 10 away from the #3 spot (where you have them now). The Central is crazy.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Furnaceface posted:

Picking Dallas as your most improved by points in the West seems... odd? They finished last season with 92 points, 7 away form the second WC slot and only 10 away from the #3 spot (where you have them now). The Central is crazy.

I think they'll be at like 105 or so. I think Nashville and Chicago will be between 105 and 110. I don't really see any other team improving by 13 points. Maybe Edmonton will go from like 62 to 75 points, but honestly I didn't really think too hard about my predictions so I just said "hey Dallas and Florida should be better this year"

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

I could see Dallas finishing anywhere from 2nd to 5th. Young defense, a Kari bounceback, Niemi being any better, all huge question marks. Still, I think both wild cards go to the Central.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
My only prediction: Jim Benning has literal bags of flaming crap thrown at him at all home games. Well, at least until they stop letting me in to Rogers Arena.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1.Tampa
2.Montreal
3.Florida
--------------------
4.Boston
5.Detroit
6.Toronto
7.Ottawa
8.Buffalo

Metropolitan

1.Brooklyn Islanders
2.Pittsburgh
3.New York Rangers
--------------------
4.Washington
5.Columbus
6.Philadelphia
7.New Jersey
8.Carolina

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1.Nashville
2.St.Louis
3.Minnesota
--------------------
4.Chicago
5.Winnipeg
6.Dallas
7.Colorado

Pacific

1.Anaheim
2.Calgary
3.Los Angeles
--------------------
4.San Jose
5.Arizona
6.Vancouver
7.Edmonton

STANLEY CUP FINALS: St.Louis def. Tampa
WCF: St.Louis def. Anaheim
ECF: Tampa def. Rangers

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Tarasenko
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: Rinne
Norris: Doughty
Calder: Bennett
Selke: Datsyuk
Lady Byng: Getzlaf
Jack Adams: Hitchcock
Masterson: Rinne

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Florida
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Detroit
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: San Jose
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver
Most Goals Scored: Penguins
Least Goals Scored: New Jersey
Most Goals Allowed: Buffalo
Least Goals Allowed: St. Louis

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 76
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 22-28-50
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 16-32-48
Most Improved Player, West: Mark Schiefele
Most Improved Player, East: Ryan Callahan
Bounceback Player, West:Jeff Carter
Bounceback Player, East: Semin
First Coach Fired, West: Desjardins
First Coach Fired, East: Claude Julien
Goals by Phil Kessel: 42
Best Canadian Team By Points: Calgary

Drunk Canuck fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Sep 17, 2015

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay Lightning
2. Montreal Canadiens
3. Detroit Red Wings
--------------------
4. Ottawa Senators
5. Florida Panthers
6. Toronto Maple Leafs
7. Boston Bruins
8. Buffalo Sabres

Metropolitan

1. New York Rangers
2. Pittsburgh Penguins
3. Washington Capitals
--------------------
4. New York Islanders
5. Columbus Blue Jackets
6. New Jersey Devils
7. Philadelphia Flyers
8. Carolina Hurricanes

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Chicago Blackhawks
2. St. Louis Blues
3. Dallas Stars
--------------------
4. Minnesota Wild
5. Nashville Predators
6. Winnipeg Jets
7. Colorado Avalanche

Pacific

1. Anaheim Ducks
2. LA Kings
3. Calgary Flames
--------------------
4. San Jose Sharks
5. Edmonton Oilers
6. Vancouver Canucks
7. Arizona Coyotes

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Anaheim Ducks def. Tampa Bay Lightning
WCF: Anaheim Ducks def. St. Louis Blues
ECF: Tampa Bay def. New York Rangers

AWARDS
Hart: Sidney Crosby
Richard: Alexander Ovechkin
Art Ross: Sidney Crosby
Vezina: Carey Price
Norris: Drew Doughty
Calder: Connor McDavid
Selke: Jonathan Toews
Lady Byng: Phil Kessel
Jack Adams: Bruce Boudreau (runner up Jon Cooper)

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Toronto Maple Leafs (still not good enough for the playoffs)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Boston Bruins
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Dallas Stars
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver Canucks
Most Goals Scored: Dallas Stars
Least Goals Scored: Arizona Coyotes
Most Goals Allowed: Arizona Coyotes
Least Goals Allowed: Montreal Canadiens

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 86
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 29-43-72
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 20-35-55
Most Improved Player, West: Connor Hellebuyck
Most Improved Player, East: Jonathan Drouin
Bounceback Player, West: Nathan MacKinnon
Bounceback Player, East: Dion Phaneuf
First Coach Fired, West: Willie Desjardins
First Coach Fired, East: Gerard Gallant
Goals by Phil Kessel: 37
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal Canadiens (105)

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
Kinda surprised at most of the scoring predictions for McEichel. In a league where MacKinnon and J-Hock topped sixty points...yeah, Edmonton and Buffalo have weaker supporting casts, but it still feels like they'll both be 60p+ players.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Habibi posted:

Kinda surprised at most of the scoring predictions for McEichel. In a league where MacKinnon and J-Hock topped sixty points...yeah, Edmonton and Buffalo have weaker supporting casts, but it still feels like they'll both be 60p+ players.

Gaudreau was 21/22 when he did it so he's not the best comparison. MacKinnon is probably closer, but top line scoring has gone down pretty severely the last couple years and neither team has the best supporting cast. I think McDavid will be 60+ (but not PPG or anything), Eichel is probably more of a 50 point player at this juncture.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Boston
--------------------
4. Detroit
5. Florida
6. Ottawa
7. Buffalo
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. Pittsburgh
2. Rangers
3. Washington
--------------------
4. Columbus (WC1)
5. Islanders (WC2)
6. Carolina
7. Philadelphia
8. New Jersey

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Chicago
2. St. Louis
3. Dallas
--------------------
4. Colorado (WC1)
5. Winnipeg (WC2)
6. Minnesota
7. Nashville

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Los Angeles
3. San Jose
--------------------
4. Calgary
5. Edmonton
6. Vancouver
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Tampa Bay def. Anaheim
WCF: Anaheim def. Dallas
ECF: Tampa Bay def. Washington

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Ovechkin
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: Rask
Norris: Doughty
Calder: McDavid
Selke: Kopitar
Lady Byng: Couture
Jack Adams: Sutter

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Pittsburgh
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Detroit
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Colorado
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver
Most Goals Scored: Pittsburgh
Least Goals Scored: New Jersey

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 77
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 24-47-71
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 18-41-59
Most Improved Player, West: Trouba
Most Improved Player, East: Drouin
Bounceback Player, West: MacKinnon
Bounceback Player, East: Krejci
First Coach Fired, West: Yeo
First Coach Fired, East: Hakstol
Goals by Phil Kessel: 44
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

ThinkTank posted:

Gaudreau was 21/22 when he did it so he's not the best comparison. MacKinnon is probably closer, but top line scoring has gone down pretty severely the last couple years and neither team has the best supporting cast. I think McDavid will be 60+ (but not PPG or anything), Eichel is probably more of a 50 point player at this juncture.

Yeah, Gaudreau was older but it's not like he was or is particularly more physically developed or anything. I think both McD and Eichel stand a good chance of hitting 60+, the latter because he seems to have the better supporting cast, though expectations of 60+/50+ are reasonable. But I'm seeing sub-50 predictions for both and they're blowing me away.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I think Eichel could pop off for 70 if he gets the PP TOI but I'm worried ROR will take some from him.

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I think Eichel has a good chance to be the best American born player of all time but he ain't gonna be that good just yet. McDavid on the other hand should put up 70+.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Paulocaust posted:

I think Eichel has a good chance to be the best American born player of all time but he ain't gonna be that good just yet. McDavid on the other hand should put up 70+.

Eichel has all the makings of one of the best American players of all time, I don't think anyone disagrees with that.

I only said that McDavid was a 60 point player simply because there were only 19 70+ point players in the league last year. I'm not quite ready to say he's as good or better than Crosby (who finished 6th overall in scoring in his rookie year), so I think 60ish is probably reasonable. I said 63 and that would put him at exactly the same level as Schwartz, Palat, Eberle, Forsberg, and Vrbata last year, and tied with MacKinnon and Skinner for the 9th best 18 year old season of all time. McDavid is better than those two so maybe he'll pick up a few more, but Crosby, Hawerchuk, Francis and Yzerman are the only PPG 18 year olds in history. I don't think he's at their level.

People saying he'll only get 40 points (barring some sort of long term injury or something) are out to lunch though.

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ThinkTank posted:

but Crosby, Hawerchuk, Francis and Yzerman are the only PPG 18 year olds in history. I don't think he's at their level.

I think he is, but at 72 points, I have more faith in McDavid than anyone here apparently.

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Florida
--------------------
4. Detroit (WC2)
5. Buffalo
6.Ottawa
7. Boston
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. Pittsburgh
2. NYR
3. Columbus
--------------------
4. Washington (WC1)
5. NYI
6. Carolina
7. New Jersey
8. Philly

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Nashville
2. Dallas
3. Minnesota
--------------------
4. Chicago (WC 1)
5. St Louis (WC 2)
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Calgary
3. Edmonton
--------------------
4. Los Angeles
5. Vancouver
6. San Jose
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: FLA def. CAL
WCF: CAL def. MIN
ECF: FLA def. PIT

AWARDS
Hart: Stamkos
Richard: Stamkos
Art Ross: Stamkos
Vezina: Loungo
Norris: Weber
Calder: Eichel
Selke: -
Lady Byng: -
Jack Adams: -

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Buffalo
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Boston
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Edmonton
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver
Most Goals Scored: Tampa Bay
Least Goals Scored: Arizona
Most Goals Allowed: Arizona
Least Goals Allowed: Nashville/Minnesota tie

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 81
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 19-32-51
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 34-22-56
Most Improved Player, West: Taylor Hall (38 pts last year, 67 this year)
Most Improved Player, East: Evander Kane (57 Points, but biggest improvement: No significant injuries!)
Bounceback Player, West: Taylor Hall
Bounceback Player, East: David Clarkson (15 pts last season, 37 this season)
First Coach Fired, West: None
First Coach Fired, East: Cappucino
Goals by Phil Kessel: 49
Best Canadian Team By Points: Calgary

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

ThinkTank posted:

People saying he'll only get 40 points (barring some sort of long term injury or something) are out to lunch though.
His points have always been very assist heavy, I doubt he's going to enter the NHL and magically be a Steve Stamkos type scorer, and it's not like he's going to be on a line with any pure good goal scorers or anything.

I'm probably aiming a bit low with 40, but I doubt he hits 60 at all. Maybe if he was playing for Florida or something.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I also doubt either McDavid or Eichel play a full season, hence my ~40 guesses. :colbert:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

I'll fill out the rest one the season gets going. Still probably be wrong about a lot of it!

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Detroit
--------------------
4. Boston (WC2)
5. Florida
6. Buffalo
7. Ottawa
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. Pittsburgh
2. NYR
3. Washington
--------------------
4. NYI (WC1)
5. Columbus
6. NJ
7. Philadelphia
8. Carolina

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Nashville
2. St. Louis
3. Chicago
--------------------
4. Minnesota (WC1)
5. Winnipeg (WC2)
6. Dallas
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. LA
3. Calgary
--------------------
4. San Jose
5. Edmonton
6. Vancouver
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: TB def. NSH
WCF: NSH def. ANA
ECF: TB def. PIT

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Ovechkin
Art Ross: Stamkos
Vezina: Price
Norris: Subban
Calder: Eichel
Selke:
Lady Byng: Comedy option - Patrick Kane
Jack Adams:

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Florida
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Toronto
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST:
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver
Most Goals Scored: Tampa Bay
Least Goals Scored: Toronto
Most Goals Allowed: Buffalo
Least Goals Allowed: Montreal

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 67
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 22-30-52
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 30-41-71
Most Improved Player, West:
Most Improved Player, East:
Bounceback Player, West:
Bounceback Player, East:
First Coach Fired, West:
First Coach Fired, East:
Goals by Phil Kessel: 36
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. TBL
2. MTL
3. DET
--------------------
4.FLA
5.BOS
6.OTT
7.BUF
8.TOR

Metropolitan

1. NYR
2. PIT
3. WAS
--------------------
4. NYI
5. PHI
6. CBJ
7. CAR
8. NJ

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. NSH
2. DAL
3. CHI
--------------------
4. STL
5. COL
6. MIN
7. WPG

Pacific

1. SJS
2. ANA
3. CGY
--------------------
4. LAK
5. EDM
6. VAN
7. ARI

STANLEY CUP FINALS: WSH def. SJS
WCF: SJS def. DAL
ECF: WAS def. NYI

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Kessel
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: Price
Norris: Hedman
Calder: McDavid
Selke: Toews
Lady Byng: Who cares
Jack Adams: Cooper

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: BUF
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: OTT
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: EDM
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: VAN
Most Goals Scored: DAL
Least Goals Scored: NJD
Most Goals Allowed: EDM
Least Goals Allowed: NSH

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 85
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 30-40-70
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 27-36-63
Most Improved Player, West: Toffoli
Most Improved Player, East: Ekblad
Bounceback Player, West: Marleau
Bounceback Player, East: Semin
First Coach Fired, West: Hitch
First Coach Fired, East: Capuano
Goals by Phil Kessel: 50
Best Canadian Team By Points: MTL

Furnaceface posted:

I also doubt either McDavid or Eichel play a full season, hence my ~40 guesses. :colbert:

Outside of injuries, there's just no way.

clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?
EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2.Montreal
3. Detroit
--------------------
4. Florida(WC 2)
5. Ottawa
6. Boston
7. Buffalo
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. Washington
2. NY Islanders
3. Pittsburgh
--------------------
4. NY Rangers(WC1)
5. Columbus
6. Philadelphia
7. Carolina
8. New Jersey

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St. Louis
2. Dallas
3. Chicago
--------------------
4. Nashville(WC1)
5. Minnesota(WC2)
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. San Jose
3. Los Angeles
--------------------
4. Calgary
5. Vancouver
6. Edmonton
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Dallas def. Washington
WCF: Dallas def. Anaheim
ECF: Washington def. Tampa Bay

AWARDS
Hart: Ovechkin
Richard: Ovechkin
Art Ross: Seguin
Vezina: Price
Norris: Hedman
Calder: Eichel
Selke: Kesler
Lady Byng: Kesler
Jack Adams: Gallant

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Florida
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Rangers
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Dallas
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Calgary
Most Goals Scored: Washington
Least Goals Scored: Arizona
Most Goals Allowed: Carolina
Least Goals Allowed: St. Louis

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 78
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 15-40-55
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 20-25-55
Most Improved Player, West: Pulkinnen
Most Improved Player, East: No idea
Bounceback Player, West: Enstrom
Bounceback Player, East: No idea
First Coach Fired, West: Tippet
First Coach Fired, East: None
Goals by Phil Kessel: 35
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Mcdavid is really good, but he is coming in at the absolute worst time you could join the league as an offensive player. Crosby had the benefit of the 05-6 rule changes. I don't think 18 year old Crosby would even put up 100 points in today's NHL. Not unless he had a tremendous team around him.

60-75ish seems like a good bet for Mcdavid.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Ginette Reno posted:

I don't think 18 year old Crosby would even put up 100 points in today's NHL.

Almost certainly not. The league averaged 3.08 GPG in 05/06, but just 2.73 last year (88.6% as much). So Crosby's 102 points then is equivalent to 90 today. If you go by where he finished in the overall points leaders (6th), the equivalent last year would've been Backstrom with 78 points. If McDavid is exactly as good as Crosby was in his first year (and I very much doubt he will be), a reasonable expectation would be somewhere between 78 and 90 points. I scaled him back a bit because I just don't see as dynamic a player as Sid. Maybe Paulocast is closest with 72 points, but I'm really not sure how anyone can see him getting less than 50 points.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

ThinkTank posted:

Almost certainly not. The league averaged 3.08 GPG in 05/06, but just 2.73 last year (88.6% as much). So Crosby's 102 points then is equivalent to 90 today. If you go by where he finished in the overall points leaders (6th), the equivalent last year would've been Backstrom with 78 points. If McDavid is exactly as good as Crosby was in his first year (and I very much doubt he will be), a reasonable expectation would be somewhere between 78 and 90 points. I scaled him back a bit because I just don't see as dynamic a player as Sid. Maybe Paulocast is closest with 72 points, but I'm really not sure how anyone can see him getting less than 50 points.

I think he's faster than 18 year old Sid, but nowhere near as strong on his skates. His deking abilities might be better, though Crosby almost certainly had/has better handeye because I've never seen a hockey player that is better at tipping and corralling pucks than Crosby. 18 yo Sid was also way better in the corners than Mcdavid is.

Mcdavid is starting off with better wingers than Sid did. John Tavares is the most dominant junior hockey player that came along after Crosby, and Tavares finished with 54 points in his first year. Mcdavid is at least Tavares good. There's no way he finishes with less than 55-60 points assuming he plays the whole season out.

e: Preds:

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Boston
--------------------
4. Florida (WC2)
5. Detroit
6. Ottawa
7. Buffalo
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. Pittsburgh
2. New York Rangers
3. Washington
--------------------
4. New York Islanders (WC1)
5. Columbus
6. Philly
7. Carolina
8. New Jersey

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St. Louis
2. Winnipeg
3. Chicago
--------------------
4. Nashville (WC1)
5. Dallas (WC2)
6. Minnesota
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Los Angeles
3. Calgary
--------------------
4. San Jose
5. Vancouver
6. Edmonton
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Rangers def. Kings
WCF: Kings def. Hawks
ECF: Rangers def. Montreal

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Ovechkin
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: Price
Norris: Subban
Calder: Mcdavid
Selke: Bergeron
Lady Byng: Datsyuk
Jack Adams: Paul Maurice

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Buffalo (they were that bad that even 7th is massive improvement)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Ottawa
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Dallas
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Minnesota
Most Goals Scored: Penguins
Least Goals Scored: Devils
Most Goals Allowed: Coyotes
Least Goals Allowed: Blues

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 91
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 25-51-76
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 27-22-49
Most Improved Player, West: Nail Yakupov
Most Improved Player, East: Aaron Ekblad
Bounceback Player, West: Kari Lehtonen
Bounceback Player, East: Phil Kessel
First Coach Fired, West: Mike Yeo
First Coach Fired, East: Nobody gets fired
Goals by Phil Kessel: 44
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal

ee: I forgot what a giant poo poo heap the Pacific is. Also the Central was super hard to pick. I feel like literally any of those 7 teams could be good.

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Sep 16, 2015

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

HookShot posted:

it's not like he's going to be on a line with any pure good goal scorers or anything.
He's going to be on Hall's line.

ThinkTank posted:

McDavid is better than those two so maybe he'll pick up a few more, but Crosby, Hawerchuk, Francis and Yzerman are the only PPG 18 year olds in history. I don't think he's at their level.
The circumstances of being a PPG player are changed a lot, I don't think many are quite predicting that. He was definitely viewed much higher than Francis and Yzerman were at the time, and still a decent bit ahead of Hawerchuk. That doesn't mean he'll do as well as them, of course, but I don't think it's out of the question either.

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say
EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Detroit
--------------------
4. Ottawa
5. Florida
6. Boston
7. Buffalo
8. Toronto

Metropolitan

1. Pittsburgh
2. Rangers
3. Washington
--------------------
4. Islanders (WC)
5. Columbus (WC)
6. Philadelphia
7. New Jersey
8. Carolina

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St. Louis
2. Nashville
3. Winnipeg
--------------------
4. Chicago (WC)
5. Minnesota (WC)
6. Dallas
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Los Angeles
3. San Jose
--------------------
4. Calgary
5. Edmonton
6. Vancouver
7. Arizona

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Pittsburgh def. Los Angeles
WCF: Los Angeles def. Nashville
ECF: Pittsburgh def. Tampa Bay

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Stamkos
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: Price
Norris: Subban
Calder: McDavid
Selke: Who Cares
Lady Byng: Who Cares
Jack Adams: Someone coaching a bad team that unexpectedly does good

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Buffalo
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Toronto
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Los Angeles
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver
Most Goals Scored: Tampa Bay
Least Goals Scored: Arizona
Most Goals Allowed: Arizona
Least Goals Allowed: Montreal

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 74
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 22-34-56
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 20-26-48
Most Improved Player, West:
Most Improved Player, East:
Bounceback Player, West:
Bounceback Player, East:
First Coach Fired, West: Roy
First Coach Fired, East: Please be Therrien
Goals by Phil Kessel: 42
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

He's going to be on Hall's line.
Hall has never scored over 30 goals, even the year where he did play (almost) all the games.

I don't think anyone doubts Hall can be a 30 goal scorer, and who knows, maybe this year with someone like McDavid with him it'll be his breakout year, but it hasn't happened yet.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Nuge barely scored 60+ points last season, Hall only got 38 in 53. I'm starting to think that 60 might've been way over of an estimate on my part.




e: come to think of it I'm knocking 10 off both kids predictions

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Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Nugent-Hopkins and Yakupov are the two worst firsts by far since Erik Johnson (and in Yak's case he's even worse), hope this helps

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