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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I can't wait for half of these to be wrong 5 weeks in.

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Montreal
3. Detroit
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4. Florida
5. Ottawa
6. Buffalo
7. Boston
8. Toronto

Nothing too exciting here.

Metropolitan

1. Rangers
2. Pittsburgh
3. Washington
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4. Islanders (Wild Card)
5. Columbus (Wild Card)
6. Philadelphia
7. New Jersey
8. Carolina

Rangers at the top, then a 3 way tie between PIT, WSH and NYI, with Columbus being less screwed by injuries to take the final Wild Card

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. St. Louis
2. Minnesota
3. Chicago
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4. Nashville (Wild Card)
5. Dallas
6. Winnipeg
7. Colorado

Central is competitive as ever and I'm pretty sure these rankings will be completely wrong.

Pacific

1. Anaheim
2. Calgary
3. San Jose
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4. Los Angeles (Wild Card)
5. Edmonton
6. Vancouver
7. Arizona

After Anaheim I have no idea what's happening here.

STANLEY CUP FINALS: Tampa Bay def. Anaheim
WCF: Anaheim def. Minnesota
ECF: Tampa Bad def. Pittsburgh

AWARDS
Hart: Crosby
Richard: Kessel
Art Ross: Crosby
Vezina: Price
Norris: Letang
Calder: Eichel
Selke: Datsuyk
Lady Byng: Steve Downie
Jack Adams: Bob Hartley? It really doesn't matter, does it?

I think, in a vacuum, the Sabres are better than the Oilers, and this will give Eichel better numbers than McDavid, and thus the Calder.

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Sabres (78)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Boston(73)
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: San Jose (97)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Vancouver (78)
Most Goals Scored: PIT
Least Goals Scored: NJD
Most Goals Allowed: TOR
Least Goals Allowed: NYR

OTHER STUFF
Points for Vancouver Canucks: 78
Goals-Assists-Points for Connor McDavid: 24-31-55
Goals-Assists-Points for Jack Eichel: 26-35-61
Most Improved Player, West: Yak City?
Most Improved Player, East: Semin
Bounceback Player, West: Joe Thorton?
Bounceback Player, East: Kessel
First Coach Fired, West: Patrick Roy
First Coach Fired, East: Peter Charelli or whoever is the Boston coach
Goals by Phil Kessel: 53
Best Canadian Team By Points: Montreal 103 points

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



And how does Tampa Bay beat Montréal for the ECF if they're 1-2 in the atlantic?

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Paulocaust posted:

Think again bitch!!!

This is the darkest timeline.

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