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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I dont want to throw them away, what should I do? Put them up my rear end?

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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Stuff them up your cock hole

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Roll them down some stairs.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax
rear end

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Alright so far we have shove them in your cock, then shoot them down a flight of stairs back into your rear end

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

set them free

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
See how many you can fit in your mouth, then aspirate them

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
drat, those must have been some huge mice!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
put them in a gumball machine and slay a childe

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I dont want to throw them away, what should I do? Put them up my rear end?



uh yeah, in fact I don't understand why you felt you even needed to make a thread about this to begin with

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

save them to hand out for treats on halloween

Jacquismo
Dec 1, 2003
~~HEY GUYS I'M ON THE RHINOCEROS I MEAN INTERNET~~
Re-attach them to the mouse dicks where they belong.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Fire them into passing cars on the highway

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
throw them off highway overpasses

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

proof of concept posted:

uh yeah, in fact I don't understand why you felt you even needed to make a thread about this to begin with

alright grandpa

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
throw them at squirrels

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Throw them as hard as you can at your moms face

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
put them in a sock

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Hit them off the roof with a golf club, into a crowded playground

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

recycle them in the proper receptacle

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

drunken officeparty posted:

recycle them in the proper receptacle

who do i need to call about recycling my mouse balls?

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
Cut the rubber off them and then put the inner shiny metal balls in your rear end.

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Get some leather boot laces and make monkey's fists with them.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

make a potato gun, but for mouse balls

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
launch em!!!! op!!!1

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
OP I think some mice are missing their balls somewhere

you just need to determine whether they're Foreign or Domestic balls

please see this helpful memo

quote:

MEMO

Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Can you put them in a sock?
Can you fit them in your cock?
Can you put them here or there?
Go to a gay bar and put them in a bear.

Graevling
Mar 27, 2010
throw from car at high speed, aim for shifty animals

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yeah, i agree with the sock thing. put them in a sock and then slam your crotch with it repeatedly.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
thanks guys, there are far more ideas here than i thought there d be

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
blow my balls op

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
Mail them to LA Beast so he can eat them and record himself making GBS threads them out

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

DeadBlack posted:

Mail them to LA Beast so he can eat them and record himself making GBS threads them out

lol, most legit idea yet

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
wow i didnt realize mice had such large gray balls!!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
sit on them until they hatch

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



That's a lot of mice you've castrated over the years.

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

save them to hand out for treats on halloween

😂😂😂

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sew them into your nutsack so it looks like you got a big old bunch of grapes danglin.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
douse them in alcohol or gasoline, light them on fire. and then juggle them.

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