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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I would probably only have one or two because I dont want to get sick

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i had a vodka shot once and it was awful

i also had a beer once and it was awful

hth

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Alcohol is poison, smoke :420:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Had a dozen or so last night, planned on only buying two but people kept buying me free ones so was kind of trapped at the bar until 2.

All I wanted to do was have a few and go watch Amazon prime and fall asleep. :smith:

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
If I spend the whole day drinking I can finish a 24 pack of beer. I have no control with liquor and don't know/can't remember my limit.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
idk like .... a gallon?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


back in the day i could go through a handle of vodka per night, maybe like 5-6 hours tops

i stopped for around 3 years and when i picked up again i was drinking a handle every 2 days, and i certainly blacked out a lot less. also i was binge drinking so like every day for over a year i was drinking that amount

i had to stop again when i realized that i could either drive to work and keep my job or drink, but not both. been 27* months since i had any alcohol

when i was in rehab after i first quit, there was a guy in there who said he drank 2 handles of vodka every day.

*whoops bad math, 21 months since i drank

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
549

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
loving all of it

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
If I drink more than 4 beers I usually get hung over. I'm not a little bitch, I'm talking powerful, imperial brews here

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I can like drink a whole. It's pretty cool.

www
Aug 4, 2010

symbolic posted:

i had a vodka shot once and it was awful

i also had a beer once and it was awful

hth

beer is legit terrible, its the great lie perpetrated by males

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Once you hit puberty you'll like it.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

ShaqDiesel posted:

Once you hit puberty you'll like it.

I have and I dont really like it

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
An infinite amount seeing as I'm always drunk and just keep topping myself up.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

a bay posted:

I have and I dont really like it

consult a doctor

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
not enough to make memories of this godawful place go away

www
Aug 4, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Alcohol is poison, smoke :420:

this

alcohol is bad for you and full of calories

weed is good for you and kills cancer

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

consult a doctor

Te doctor is just going to tell me what I already know, which is that beer tastes like medicine and it tastes like what my grandparents furniture smells like, also I was more thirsty after I drank it then I was before

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


beer is pretty good after the first 3

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

a bay posted:

Te doctor is just going to tell me what I already know, which is that beer tastes like medicine and it tastes like what my grandparents furniture smells like, also I was more thirsty after I drank it then I was before

Beer is like 95% water dude, I think you're lying

down n out fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Sep 15, 2015

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I think I have to go have a few pints now. Thanks for enabling me, thread.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

down n out posted:

Beer is like 95% water dude, I think you're lying

Why would I lie about that. Im not saying beer is bad I just dont feel refreshment from drinking it like I would get from the frozen drinks that I like especially with good food like fried mozzerella

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm going to make myself a Tom Collins today, I will keep you all updated.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
technically i never stop drinking

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i have had 2 shots of vodka and two fosters oil cans since i woke up about an hour ago. currently drinking a dales pale ale and a nyquil since i home sick. sick of losing at fantasy football that is. it is 11:40am, and i will be dead by 2

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world

dad gay. so what posted:

i have had 2 shots of vodka and two fosters oil cans since i woke up about an hour ago. currently drinking a dales pale ale and a nyquil since i home sick. sick of losing at fantasy football that is. it is 11:40am, and i will be dead by 2

How many bottles of cough syrup can you pussy boys down?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

DeadBlack posted:

How many bottles of cough syrup can you pussy boys down?

i have 2 now one dayquil and one nyquil. i drink it when im coughing or have the flu (currently now)

e: wait, "down" i thought you said "have" since im pretty drunk. i dont know but i dont drink it for fun, thats gay. i drink it so i can breathe etc., i drink the booze for fun

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Just made a Tom Collins
#refreshed #nofilter

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

i have had 2 shots of vodka and two fosters oil cans since i woke up about an hour ago. currently drinking a dales pale ale and a nyquil since i home sick. sick of losing at fantasy football that is. it is 11:40am, and i will be dead by 2

lol feelin' this post

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

down n out posted:

Beer is like 95% water dude, I think you're lying
95% water and 5% liquefied carcass

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
babbys with palates of 10 year olds postin' in dis thread

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Chinatown posted:

babbys with palates of 10 year olds postin' in dis thread
lmao it's true though. i hate beer, wings, and ribs.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im a hot babuy in a car send help

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

im a hot babuy in a car send help
burn baby burn

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

idunno OP.. this much?

*holds arms far apart*

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
just chug vodka like it aint no thang

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
I'm drinking myself to death. I drink 4~5 pints every other night or so during the week and tend to down anywhere between 10~15 from Friday to Sunday.

I wish only for death.

dad gay. so what posted:

i have had 2 shots of vodka and two fosters oil cans since i woke up about an hour ago. currently drinking a dales pale ale and a nyquil since i home sick. sick of losing at fantasy football that is. it is 11:40am, and i will be dead by 2

lets ride this burning train into the grave

Ape Fist fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Sep 15, 2015

Divot
Dec 23, 2013
im gay an alcoholic

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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
i tried to find the alcoholism thread in TCC and i didnt find it, i guess murdering yourself the traditional/legal way isn't cool enough for TCC you've got to inject russian bleach and huff balloons full of literal fart gas before TCC considers u a real trainwreck

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