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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
The next step would be mods so they'd be like your favourite celebrities with officially licenced material!

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goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
worrying about and/or discussing hypothetical sexbot rights in a non-ironic serious way is probably the funniest thing ever

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Will vintage and retro sexbots become the new classic gaming?

"Yeah, those new Sony 2045 Sexbots are cool, but they're so generic. Personally, the only ones worth having is if you get into retro droidfucking and hook yourself up to the classics. Nintendo Famicompanions, Sega Gynosys, etc."

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

Testikles posted:

The next step would be mods so they'd be like your favourite celebrities with officially licenced material!

I'm literally going to pirate George Clooney's rear end.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

JediTalentAgent posted:

Will vintage and retro sexbots become the new classic gaming?

"Yeah, those new Sony 2045 Sexbots are cool, but they're so generic. Personally, the only ones worth having is if you get into retro droidfucking and hook yourself up to the classics. Nintendo Famicompanions, Sega Gynosys, etc."

gen1 poke-mon is the only one worth getting, i can't believe there are like 700 of these things now

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
The year is 2115, robot slaves are in every home, every work place, every gladiator arena. Sparkatus has decided xe's had enough.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
It all started with a lonely nerd who house-broke his bondage dom sex-droid to make her more convincing.

The safety regulations and the ability to turn her off just weren't selling the fantasy. He always knew he was really in charge, no matter how she acted, and that killed it.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Excelzior posted:

aren't old people already loving like, all the time

like huge std epidemics in the nursing homes and poo poo

and cruise ships, apparently

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Testikles posted:

The next step would be mods so they'd be like your favourite celebrities with officially licenced material!

"why is the rum gone"

*thrust*

"why is the rum gone"

*thrust*

"why is the rum gone"

*thrust*

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Can't wait to plan a fancy soirée dîner and turn on a couple of sex bots in front of each other as the table centerpiece.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

concerned mom posted:

The year is 2115, robot slaves are in every home, every work place, every gladiator arena. Sparkatus has decided xe's had enough.

Um, clearly the robot-specific pronoun would be re.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
If this women wants to satiate all of mans desires single-handedly then she should go for it.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Make a wifebot that greets you with "HELLO INSERTNAMEHERE HONEY WELCOME BACK FROM YOUR DAY AT JOB." as she dispenses nutrient paste from her mouth whilst you are loving her cold mechanical hole.

lol if u don't upgrade to the model with heating coils

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

i like how that was both the exact image i had of this person in my head while reading the article, as well as the way she ended up looking

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

The White Dragon posted:

gen1 poke-mon is the only one worth getting, i can't believe there are like 700 of these things now

Assend of Zelda series is overrated, though. Asslevainia is is only good in the later incarnations, I think. Ronic the Hedgehog just never held up. Sperm Mario Bros. franchise is neat, but really, it's only worth getting if you can find an actual princess version of the device or else you'll be loving a couple of plumbers or a mushroom.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
What if your sexbot is a My Little Pony or a Sonic character do you think the doughy lady would mind that?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Gimbal lock posted:

Can't wait to plan a fancy soirée dîner and turn on a couple of sex bots in front of each other as the table centerpiece.
my fetish is using my sexbots to reenact bientot l'ete

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

What if your sexbot is a My Little Pony or a Sonic character do you think the doughy lady would mind that?
this is one of those the only moral abortion logic things, they're okay but only if she has them

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
if it's for a womyn it's empowering/liberating, if it's for a RAPING MALE, then it's VIOLENT and OBJECTIFYING, and that's all completely consistent and not ludicrously hypocritical, and none of it is misandrist in any way so stop arguing with what you think she's saying and maybe consider what she's actually saying.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Please watch my Apple iFuk 5S unboxing video, and subscribe to stay up to date with my upcoming Let's Play video series.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Don't really get where all this antifeminist stuff is coming from. Asked gf if ladies would use sexbots as much as men and she said "Sure, why not," and then I said "really?" and she gave me a look like I am a retard.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

What if your sexbot is a My Little Pony or a Sonic character do you think the doughy lady would mind that?

Lemme get back to you on that.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

hope you guys are joking about this. this is a sin. god never imndented peni to be sloshing about in a robot cooter. this is gross guys. shuld take this thread of the forums because tis very offensive. as a white male with disposable income i would never think abut having sexual liasons with a rubber vagina, filled with lube warmed up in the microwave, while watching a gentle pov vid streaming from a popular tube site. i wuld never do or think abot such depravity. a robot cannt love a thick juicy wad of sperm, compared to a human woman lady psalm:31:110

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
what about dude sexbots for gay guys? is that still good or is that misandry?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

still a sin. the human body is a sacred tomb to be used only for fleshy implements

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Do It Once Right posted:

Please watch my Apple iFuk 5S unboxing video, and subscribe to stay up to date with my upcoming Let's Play video series.
the apple iSlam, now with more subservience

built to resist stones thrown at speeds of up to 30kmph (maximum mass of 6kg)

Broenheim posted:

what about dude sexbots for gay guys? is that still good or is that misandry?
yknow i had one but it was too high maintenance, you always gotta buy more synthcum. the price for the bot itself is pretty economical but the refills is where they get you

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Sep 17, 2015

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
i never did understand why the android in alien tried to stuff a magazine in the chicks mouth. although if it was a porn mag, theres a lot of fun movie analysis to be had

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Kikka posted:

i never did understand why the android in alien tried to stuff a magazine in the chicks mouth. although if it was a porn mag, theres a lot of fun movie analysis to be had

it was a porn mag

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Worldshatter posted:

Yes, just like people have heartfelt conversations with dildos.

yes

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Androids are haraam

The decadent west iw dying, and your technology will only serve to accelerate your demographic decline. Islam is the future. Islam is the light

The GOP Delusion
Sep 10, 2010

The security of Israel is a moral imperative for all free peoples.

JediTalentAgent posted:

Will vintage and retro sexbots become the new classic gaming?

"Yeah, those new Sony 2045 Sexbots are cool, but they're so generic. Personally, the only ones worth having is if you get into retro droidfucking and hook yourself up to the classics. Nintendo Famicompanions, Sega Gynosys, etc."

There was a ghost in the shell episode where a whiny hipster forced his retro heavily-modded sexbot to watch french new wave movies

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kckEEQKXaCU

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

drat horror queefs posted:

I want a Gilbert Gottfried-bot.

ARGHHHH STICK IT IN ME YOU BASTARD



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

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My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

"Such a use of the technology is unnecessary and undesirable, said campaign leader Dr Kathleen Richardson."



Glass houses, lady

vvv :laugh:

"They're so Hornyyyyyy!"

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