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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I just had bologna for the first time in a while, and I just realized how gross it is. Processed lunch meats were okay when I was younger, but let's be honest, I didn't know any better. Now that I'm older I much prefer actual slices of meat instead of slime garbage. It doesn't help that lunch meat is basically this pink goo shaped into a loaf.

Next time you eat processed lunch meats, remember that you're eating the food equivalent of this:

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
so what slim is my thing

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
whoops i meant slime

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like Daks canned ham

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like pastrami and also corned beef.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
w/e has the most slime, give me that, extra slimey

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

w/e has the most slime, give me that, extra slimey

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer

Nooner posted:

I like pastrami and also corned beef.

This guy knows what's up.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

that's great looking strawberry ice cream

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

thats not even slimey that just looks like a fresh snake give me slime

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I don't care that this is what Taco Bell meat is. It's delicious.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

The most delicious food in the whole country

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I don't care that this is what Taco Bell meat is. It's delicious.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

error1 posted:

The most delicious food in the whole country


It's funny because he's a fatass.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
gently caress, i was planning on getting indian food for lunch but now i kinda want a reuben

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im eating slime for lunch

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

gently caress, i was planning on getting indian food for lunch but now i kinda want a reuben

A good opinion.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

gently caress, i was planning on getting indian food for lunch but now i kinda want a reuben

I saw subway advertising a special reuben footlong today as I was going on my walk.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

how do they make it?

that always confused me how they got a solid loaf of chicken

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
They use specialized machines, don't bother trying to make it at home.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

DaveSplitter posted:

I just had bologna for the first time in a while, and I just realized how gross it is. Processed lunch meats were okay when I was younger, but let's be honest, I didn't know any better. Now that I'm older I much prefer actual slices of meat instead of slime garbage. It doesn't help that lunch meat is basically this pink goo shaped into a loaf.

Next time you eat processed lunch meats, remember that you're eating the food equivalent of this:



Next time go with the potted meat.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Wafflz posted:

Next time go with the potted meat.



Recolor that yellow and it would basically be Spongebob meat.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
"Food Product" :barf:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Kumbamontu posted:

"Food Product" :barf:

'meat food product' is right up there with 'cheese food product'

meaning it isn't approved to feed to animals so they let rednecks eat it instead

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i only ueat salads"

- gay crybabies in this thread

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i only ueat salads"

- gay crybabies in this thread

dont sign ur posts .

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I buy canned oysters from the dollar store.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

thats nooner

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I buy canned oysters from the dollar store.

"oysters" you forgot the quotes

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im into white knuckle slime rides

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Macasaurus posted:

how do they make it?

that always confused me how they got a solid loaf of chicken

Take scraps of meat and fuse them together using pressure, heat and gelatin

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

TwoFire posted:

"oysters" you forgot the quotes

No, I trust Dollar Tree

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
bololgna has gotten a lot shittier comapred to 10-20 years ago. nowadays its all mechanically separated poo poo and the meat is all gritty and awful

now if you want good bologna you ahve to go to the fancyass store and buy mortadella or some poo poo and its way more expensive

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I saw one of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobiles irl once.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

TwoFire posted:

'meat food product' is right up there with 'cheese food product'

meaning it isn't approved to feed to animals so they let rednecks eat it instead

I grew up lower lower middle class and below the mason dixon so I ate potted meat sandwiches with cheese product and probably mayo product tbh

Sometimes the folks would pony up for Braunschweiger/Liver Wurst, the superior meat paste.

Maybe it's nostalgia but they are both still good sometimes. I spring for real cheese now though :3:

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
my wife loves processed cheese product and also loves liverwurst, both of which i abhor because they're disgusting

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Wafflz posted:

I grew up lower lower middle class and below the mason dixon so I ate potted meat sandwiches with cheese product and probably mayo product tbh

Sometimes the folks would pony up for Braunschweiger/Liver Wurst, the superior meat paste.

Maybe it's nostalgia but they are both still good sometimes. I spring for real cheese now though :3:

Welp, I'm skipping lunch. This GBS diet has already lost me 7lbs in the last couple weeks. :thumbsup:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Wafflz posted:

I grew up lower lower middle class and below the mason dixon so I ate potted meat sandwiches with cheese product and probably mayo product tbh

Sometimes the folks would pony up for Braunschweiger/Liver Wurst, the superior meat paste.

Maybe it's nostalgia but they are both still good sometimes. I spring for real cheese now though :3:

potted meat is good camping food

government cheese is pretty tasty too

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



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