Lunch Meat is Pretty Gross

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Sorry Nooner. I hope dinner is better. gl buddy, I'm rooting for you.

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Nooner posted:

okay guys i think im going to get indian now should I get chicken tikka masala or reshmi chicken tikka???

wrong answer, you should have chosen Lamb Vindaloo

if you haven't had it, do it. I used to eat chicken tikka masala but lamb vindaloo+sag paneer+some dal dishes is pretty much my goto indian ala carte choices.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 22:14

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

it also came with this green thing?

idk what it is, its kinda strange but also good tasting cant really place it

# ? Sep 15, 2015 22:19

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Nooner posted:

Here it is guys!

Initial thoughts: smells really good but kinda dissapointed, other stuff I've ordered has been much larger so I could make it into 2 lunches.

The chicke nit very tasty though and the perfect amount of spicy!

boneless breast cut into bits is not the ideal thing to cook in a tandoor imo

back to lunch meat - the cheap chicken loaf that you could tell was made from every edible part of the chicken glued together into a cylinder was awesome, I wish I could find it anymore. Also, good balogna aka mortadella is god-tier and you're a baby if you don't eat it.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 22:55

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

All food is gross

Tomatos are just egg sacs literally. Seeds are basically eggs. Designed so that you eat them and poop them out. That's literally like something out of Alien.

The idea to Alien was probably conceived when Ridley Scott ate a tomato and was like "wait a minute"

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:17

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Roy posted:

All food is gross

Tomatos are just egg sacs literally. Seeds are basically eggs. Designed so that you eat them and poop them out. That's literally like something out of Alien.

plants are gross

pollen is just plants cumming indiscriminately all over everything and its sick

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:18

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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Roy posted:

All food is gross

Tomatos are just egg sacs literally. Seeds are basically eggs. Designed so that you eat them and poop them out. That's literally like something out of Alien.

The idea to Alien was probably conceived when Ridley Scott ate a tomato and was like "wait a minute"

This is a list of pretty much any meal I eat ever:

- Steak and a baked potato with cheese and sour cream
- cheeseburger with ONLY ketchup and mayo and potato chips
- broiled fish (either whitefish or tilapia, no other kind) and clam chowder
- fried chicken and jojos with ranch dressing
- kung pao chicken and steamed white rice
- beef and cheese burrito and tortilla chips and salsa
- spicy chicken sandwich with cheese and mayo on it and potato chips
- hamburger helper (classic) and potato chips
- tuna helper (classic) and potato chips
- buffalo wings and mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce
- cheese ravioli with marinara sauce and garlic bread

lol goons are poo poo http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3456453&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:19

Hooded Reptile: Aug 31, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzUm7UEEIY

That time of the year again ?

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:20

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

i remember my aunt giving me "olive loaf" sandwiches when I visited her as a kid and they were pretty OK but i totally forgot that olive loaf existed until I saw this thread and now I've googled it and it's a real thing so i'm probably going to buy some and eat it irl

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:23

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

Nooner posted:

it also came with this green thing?

idk what it is, its kinda strange but also good tasting cant really place it

It's a green chutney made with cilantro (aka coriander) you goon.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:23

Ambrose Burnside: Aug 30, 2007; pensive

are we still talking about lunch meat. soft-cure meats are very difficult to execute well on their own merits and is best hidden in a complex sandwich or used for other applications i.e. newfoundland steaks. salumi and dry-cured solid cuts like jamon serrano or prosciutto are the way 2 go. if cost is your issue go w/ a cheap salami, get it very finely sliced and use it sparingly cause the higher salt content will carry the flavour farther. working at a deli loving sucked but learning about cured meat products was cool

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:24

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Nostrum posted:

i guarantee they only use this for the dipshits that order their filets "well done". when its burnt to a crisp its not like you can tell the difference anyways.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:26

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

Best deli meat I've had was in Switzerland.

It's a kind of Bologna, or that's the best comparison. It's called Kalbfleischw�rst. In Germany they call it Lyoner.

It's loving amazing. I want it NOW.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:26

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

eating processed carcasses is pretty hardcore.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:27

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Father worked as a cleaner at an abattoir.
He stopped eating processed meat a few weeks after when he saw what what it was made of.
Or what made it in, like cow poo poo, peoples spit etc.
Even stopped eating store bought burgers and pies, would only take burgers/pies if they were made from mince bought straight from the butcher.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:30

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

prosciutto is the best food

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:31

Hooded Reptile: Aug 31, 2015

FreudianSlippers posted:

eating processed carcasses is pretty hardcore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRuCLXxqjs

:nws:

Theres a dude who does this and lists rates, you can buy 1/4 a cow for 250 dollars. It's pretty decent.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:32

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

DaveSplitter posted:

I just had bologna for the first time in a while, and I just realized how gross it is. Processed lunch meats were okay when I was younger, but let's be honest, I didn't know any better. Now that I'm older I much prefer actual slices of meat instead of slime garbage. It doesn't help that lunch meat is basically this pink goo shaped into a loaf.

Next time you eat processed lunch meats, remember that you're eating the food equivalent of this:

Playdough was really good though and salty.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:34

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Shadow posted:

It's a green chutney made with cilantro (aka coriander) you goon.

oh nice, soo bad the dish came with lemons and not limes, i might have been able to give it a real "latin" kick otherwise!

but for real it ended up being the MVP since there was nothing else to really spice up the rice.

Overall I'd rate it 3/5 for lunch. Definitely not bad but I probably wouldnt get it again when there are other better alternatives

# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:41