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The one where there was this convicted, did his time, trying to make a new life guy (pedophile or kiddie porn guy I think), and they thought he was doing the current crime so they harassed him and outed him at work and to his girlfriend and he lost his job and his girlfriend dumped him. And it turned out it wasn't him at all he was just a dude who had nothing to do with the case and they ruined his life. I think he killed himself. They probably joked about it. It's actually the most accurate look at real police ever, just shown through the lens of ridiculous cases.
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Sep 16, 2015 15:04
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There was another episode like that where they thought a guy who just got out raped a girl so Stabler went undercover as a paroled pedophile and basically forced the guy to rape again. He hung out with him all the time talking about rape, bought the guy a rape van and they even tried to set him up to kidnap a young looking female cop. Then they acted all surprised when the guy kidnaps some girl and tries to rape her. There was also an episode where Stabler went to Europe to catch a guy and when they caught him Stabler was all "US laws don't apply, I'm going to beat the poo poo out of you" and he did. And nobody acted like what he did was wrong.
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Sep 16, 2015 15:22
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yeah its funny when i watch cop shows sometimes and im like lol that these are the good guys at least on The Shield the cops were unabashed shitfucks and portrayed as such the shield owns btw
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Sep 16, 2015 15:23
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Sep 16, 2015 15:35
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I got to the girl being forced to fire herself before I concluded these were not actually real lines from the show
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Sep 16, 2015 15:40
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Tom Brady posted:yeah its funny when i watch cop shows sometimes and im like lol that these are the good guys if making life hell for sexual deviants is bad then why does it feel so good? checkmate atheists
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Sep 16, 2015 15:41
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I got to the girl being forced to fire herself before I concluded these were not actually real lines from the show lol yeah, somebody linked them in a TFF GDT and i absolutely loving died. one of the funniest things i seen in a long time tbh
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Sep 16, 2015 15:42
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muscles like this? posted:There was another episode like that where they thought a guy who just got out raped a girl so Stabler went undercover as a paroled pedophile and basically forced the guy to rape again. He hung out with him all the time talking about rape, bought the guy a rape van and they even tried to set him up to kidnap a young looking female cop. Then they acted all surprised when the guy kidnaps some girl and tries to rape her. tbf they didn't buy the van for him. he just showed up with it. stabler asked him where he got it and reminded him that having it was a parole violation. it's implied that he did in fact get it for the purposes of raping again. the whole thing was hosed up, though, yeah
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Sep 16, 2015 15:43
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the best thing about this thread is that it reminded me of melon cop
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Sep 16, 2015 16:06
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there was the one where they opened on a pot dealing cancer patient who had been murdered and raped. their investigation lead them to two kids; one a fat timid kid and the other who was an obvious sociopath who committed the murder and rape. They ended up convicting the fat kid because the sociopath kid was 12 and had to go to family court. there's also the one with brittney snow where she falsely accused two guys of rape and ran over a little girl
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Sep 16, 2015 16:17
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the last one i saw was the one where robin williams was a criminal mastermind
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Sep 16, 2015 16:19
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I forgot about "the down low" episode, in which Ice T mentions that phrase maybe 100 times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGiL836cfyc
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Sep 16, 2015 16:20
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muscles like this? posted:There was another episode like that where they thought a guy who just got out raped a girl so Stabler went undercover as a paroled pedophile and basically forced the guy to rape again. He hung out with him all the time talking about rape, bought the guy a rape van and they even tried to set him up to kidnap a young looking female cop. Then they acted all surprised when the guy kidnaps some girl and tries to rape her. Yeah that was messed up, that dude was the T-1000. IIRC the final showdown had him giving Stabler a "we're not so different, you do this because you kinda like it" speech and the episode ends with Stabler shaken because the guy was kinda right?
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Sep 16, 2015 16:33
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Then there's the one where someone had killed this guy's father or something, and at the end the DA chick gathers everyone, cops, the victim's family, etc in a meeting room and dramatically reveals that the girlfriend was caught killing him on tape, so the girlfriend flips out and runs away. Benson and Stabler are like "What the gently caress why didn't you stop her?" and the DA is all smug like "Don't worry I already let security know, she's not getting out the front door." Then they find out she actually ran upstairs to the roof of the building. She's standing on the edge about to jump and the boyfriend tries to talk her down and she grabs him and pulls him off the building with her. The DA chick is just like "Well that sucked."
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Sep 16, 2015 16:36
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to be fair to SVU they aren't always portrayed as The Good Guys. the psycho rapist kid one it was established as hella hosed up that fatty was gonna end up with a worse sentence than the kid who actually did everything there was also one where a rapist gets away because spanish cop was overzealous on chasing down the dude, and they couldnt confirm if the gun he pulled out from under a sofa was actually pulled or just lying there/drop gun. audience knows guy is the rapist but final moral speech lawyer stresses that hey, black ppl have rights too muscles like this? posted:There was another episode like that where they thought a guy who just got out raped a girl so Stabler went undercover as a paroled pedophile and basically forced the guy to rape again. He hung out with him all the time talking about rape, bought the guy a rape van and they even tried to set him up to kidnap a young looking female cop. Then they acted all surprised when the guy kidnaps some girl and tries to rape her. usually its fun seeing stabler be Psycho Cop but that undercover episode was physically uncomfortable to watch they basically turn him into a rapist despite him going "no gently caress off" at every step
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Sep 16, 2015 17:01
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The Internal Affairs cop is the WORST at his job. How has he not been fired yet?! He manages to only show up when the detectives acted properly. Remember when Stabler kicked down that sex offender's door and nearly beat him to death barehanded for posting his daughter's school photo online? He got like, a 2 week suspension for that poo poo.
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Sep 16, 2015 17:07
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haljordan posted:The Internal Affairs cop is the WORST at his job. How has he not been fired yet?! He manages to only show up when the detectives acted properly. Remember when Stabler kicked down that sex offender's door and nearly beat him to death barehanded for posting his daughter's school photo online? He got like, a 2 week suspension for that poo poo. That's American media participating in cop worship, Internal Affairs is always depicted as incompetent at best and always punishing good cops while interfering with investigations.
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Sep 16, 2015 17:12
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Tender Bender posted:Then there's the one where someone had killed this guy's father or something, and at the end the DA chick gathers everyone, cops, the victim's family, etc in a meeting room and dramatically reveals that the girlfriend was caught killing him on tape, so the girlfriend flips out and runs away. Benson and Stabler are like "What the gently caress why didn't you stop her?" and the DA is all smug like "Don't worry I already let security know, she's not getting out the front door." that was a good one
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Sep 16, 2015 17:14
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Tender Bender posted:That's American media participating in cop worship, Internal Affairs is always depicted as incompetent at best and always punishing good cops while interfering with investigations. I mean seriously, you can't bust Stabler for any one of the times he just straight up assaults someone? The episode with Ludacris beating a double murder rap by pointing out all the corruptness and incompetence of EVERY detective in the squad was great TV though. Oh and Detective Loves to Gamble who gets completely cleaned out by her scam artist sister AFTER she tried to set her up for murder. I think she even stole the stove 
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Sep 16, 2015 17:16
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Tender Bender posted:Then there's the one where someone had killed this guy's father or something, and at the end the DA chick gathers everyone, cops, the victim's family, etc in a meeting room and dramatically reveals that the girlfriend was caught killing him on tape, so the girlfriend flips out and runs away. Benson and Stabler are like "What the gently caress why didn't you stop her?" and the DA is all smug like "Don't worry I already let security know, she's not getting out the front door." I remember that one mostly b/c girlfriend has fantastic legs
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Sep 16, 2015 17:16
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buttcrackmenace posted:I remember that one post the legs doobie
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Sep 16, 2015 17:21
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haljordan posted:The Internal Affairs cop is the WORST at his job. How has he not been fired yet?! He manages to only show up when the detectives acted properly. Remember when Stabler kicked down that sex offender's door and nearly beat him to death barehanded for posting his daughter's school photo online? He got like, a 2 week suspension for that poo poo. yeah very unrealistic, irl he wouldnt have gotten any punishment at all
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Sep 16, 2015 18:46
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in one of the episodes with internal affairs the medical examiner in the case of "did stabler gently caress up" was SVU's examiner friend, and benson was allowed to interrupt her autopsy to go "yo, stabler did nothing wrong" without punishment, and then examiner lady was allowed to go to stabler's apartment to personally apologize for literally doing her job, then they spent the night theorycrafting how stabler was innocent so yeah, accurate to irl police
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Sep 16, 2015 18:55
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The episode where that low rent biker gang somehow figured out how to "clone" DNA and framed Benson for all those murders. At the end of the episode they were questioning the lab guy who invented the technique and he was saying poo poo like "Welp I guess this is going to forever change police investigation work!!!"* *Note: DNA plot point never referenced ever again after this episode. Ohhhhhhhhh and Cragen waking up in bed next to a dead hooker  This show went off the rails QUICK
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Sep 16, 2015 19:03
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the lewis arc killed the show
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Sep 16, 2015 19:24
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There was the one with the rapist that followed jennifer love hewitt around and rapes her every once in a while. The detectives follow him around calling him a rapist at parties and hand out flyers that say "this guy is totally a rapist" which like most of the things they do is totally illegal and should have cost them their jobs the episode where martin short is basically a super-villain was great this lady had a blog where she would review episodes and rate how legally accurate they were
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Sep 16, 2015 19:25
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Ball buster lady DA who gives Stabler a ton of poo poo and turned out to be a total closet lush who showed up to court drunk
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Sep 16, 2015 20:01
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YeahTubaMike posted:the lewis arc killed the show Was that the lab dude who looked like the Oblivion Adoring Fan and eventually kidnapped Benson and tried to rape her.
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Sep 16, 2015 20:05
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Sep 16, 2015 20:40
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:tbf they didn't buy the van for him. he just showed up with it. stabler asked him where he got it and reminded him that having it was a parole violation. it's implied that he did in fact get it for the purposes of raping again. I'm pretty sure it was Stabler's van because they put the secret gun in there. Remember when the annoying crime scene tech went insane and murdered a bunch of people, including hunky crime scene tech?
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Sep 16, 2015 20:42
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muscles like this? posted:I'm pretty sure it was Stabler's van because they put the secret gun in there. Is that the Tech played by the young kid from 'Shameless'?
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Sep 16, 2015 20:47
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Mr. Pumroy posted:the last one i saw was the one where robin williams was a criminal mastermind i remember more from this ep. robin williams is found not guilty because he actually called bullshit on the zoom and enhance cliche, pointing out that his features weren't visible in the resolution of the security footage, and whatever enhancement was added to fill in details was basically some guy drawing pixels in. this becomes an incredible revelation that proves he's a genius. then he pulled some supervillain poo poo but it didn't work or something, i forget. it was bad.
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Sep 16, 2015 20:56
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Always loved how they made a hero of Stabler, a man who wants to gently caress his own kids.
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Sep 16, 2015 21:04
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He did a variation of the Milgram experiment telling Stabler that he had to shock Benson or he would kill her and it turned out to be fake. Then he blew up the building and escaped while chained. While Stabler and Benson are all "well, I guess he got away, let's just pretend he died." The end.
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Sep 16, 2015 21:04
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haljordan posted:Ball buster lady DA who gives Stabler a ton of poo poo and turned out to be a total closet lush who showed up to court drunk lol i guess audiences couldnt stand that loving lady so they wrote her out asap Tender Bender posted:Was that the lab dude who looked like the Oblivion Adoring Fan and eventually kidnapped Benson and tried to rape her. that actor is actually one of the best actors on TV right now which is p funny imo
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Sep 16, 2015 21:36
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Tom Brady posted:the shield owns btw
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Sep 16, 2015 21:47
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This is the funniest poo poo I've seen all week, thanks for posting. If there are any more out there, please lmk.
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Sep 16, 2015 23:28
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muscles like this? posted:I'm pretty sure it was Stabler's van because they put the secret gun in there. oh yeah I think you're right. I just had reversed the conversation in my head.
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:I forgot about "the down low" episode, in which Ice T mentions that phrase maybe 100 times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SuUQYbypbE
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