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what did i just win seriously no i have no idea what american ninja warrior is, what did i win
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Sep 16, 2015 04:11
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im so glad i accomplished this dumb gay thing in front of an audience of dozens
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Sep 16, 2015 04:19
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itt a lovely op and some other dumb stuff
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Sep 16, 2015 06:48
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i took my shirt off for this
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Sep 16, 2015 06:50
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panting, confused. briefly entertains poor ways to spend prize money(?)
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Sep 16, 2015 07:28
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poo poo isn't even broadcast live, its like Wipeout except more pretentious.
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Sep 16, 2015 07:49
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*can stop working out as much, gets fat, still brags about winning show no one's heard of*
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Sep 16, 2015 07:56
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I FINALLY DID IT! Now, for the winnings.... Oh, I'm entitled to return appearances in future seasons, thats pretty, uh, yeah
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Sep 16, 2015 07:58
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HELL YEAH I AM SO PSYCHED I WON AT JUNGLE GYM FOR ADULTS WHO TAKE IT WAY TOO SERIOUSLY WHOOOOO BABY
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Sep 16, 2015 07:59
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Oh poo poo, I thought this was how I got into somewhat popular childrens movie "The 3 Ninjas". What a waste of time this has been. Boo hoo hoo.
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Sep 16, 2015 08:14
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Kiss biceps, fart.
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Sep 16, 2015 08:31
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Oh hey I won the stupid baby version of Sasuke where you can go to the next round even if you fail go me.
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Sep 16, 2015 09:55
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iim so happy that i won. thanks for the opportubity every one
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Sep 16, 2015 10:16
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Ninja rap
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Sep 16, 2015 10:24
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So in America theres a show called "Ninja", while in Japan they have one thats called "Viking". Sweden, your turn. I propose "Ghurka" or something...
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Sep 16, 2015 10:24
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I just want to thank all the 30 or so people that the production crew held hostage for 8 hours to watch and cheer me on in this parking lot tonight... THIS WIN IS FOR YOU
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Sep 16, 2015 16:05
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time too jack off!!!!!
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Sep 16, 2015 16:11
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*is short*
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Sep 16, 2015 16:17
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back to my life
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Sep 16, 2015 16:17
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*after a life time bio of my entire life, I run the event for ~3 minutes* That show would be exciting if they didn't spend 90% of it going over the history of these people.
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Sep 16, 2015 16:19
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Joust posted:Ninja rap
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Sep 16, 2015 16:20
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LegoPirateNinja posted:*is short* actually short people have a huge disadvantage in just about every challenge
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Sep 16, 2015 16:25
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Jastiger posted:*after a life time bio of my entire life, I run the event for ~3 minutes* The original ninja warrior was a lot more brief with the history, also was way less serious at least in the first round wacky guys in superman outfits bouncing off of rickety wooden toys into gross water
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Sep 16, 2015 17:06
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Wipeout and MXC are both much better
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Sep 16, 2015 17:07
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thathonkey posted:actually short people have a huge disadvantage in just about every challenge what are you talking about? everything is gymnastics and gymnastics in the sport for short people
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Sep 16, 2015 17:10
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gently caress yeah bro! gently caress YEAH! *Walks off into a life of ninja adventures, vowing to avenge my bros*
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Sep 16, 2015 17:13
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Booblord Zagats posted:Wipeout and MXC are both much better Wipeout Canada is loving great. The course is much more boring but the two hosts are just machine gunning out shirt puns like Airplane.
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Sep 16, 2015 22:19
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glad i dedicated 3 years of my life to end up being celebrated by fat unemployed weirdos that watch daytime tv
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Sep 16, 2015 22:20
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they all laughed when i built an obstacle course in my backyard. whose laughing now?!
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Sep 16, 2015 22:22
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Sep 16, 2015 22:28
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you know i always wondered what if someone just straight up died in this show? like they were doing the sliding monkey bar thing and the guy or gal just slips off and breaks their neck, their stiff bodies quivering during their final moments would they shut the show down? would they continue and use the death as part of the introduction 'THIS DANGEROUS SECOND COURSE HAS CLAIMED LIVES...ITS THE MANKILLER BABY' i always imagined like 3 or 4 people have died but no one's said anything yet
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Sep 16, 2015 22:34
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I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS RUN TO JAMES SAMPSON WHO DIED LAST YEAR ON THIS COURSE. YOU DIED AS YOU LIVED, LIKE A CHAMPION. *bails on first obstacle*
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Sep 16, 2015 22:37
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we dedicate this memorial headstone in memory of rick "balls out" omundson, whose 3:23 run of course 1 will forever be recognized as a most glorious and beautiful run in our minds and hearts, using his superior upper strength to dominate the grip ledge obstacle and his superhuman speed to traverse the one thing you have to run across really fast so it doesn't flip on you, rick was a dope bro and his backyard obstacles were beast as poo poo. *crushes monster low carb can on head*
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Sep 16, 2015 22:43
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*throws smoke bomb* *still standing there sheepishly*
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Sep 16, 2015 23:15
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right you are, ken
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Sep 16, 2015 23:19
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The guy's lats are huge, he must bus the tables at golden corral
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Sep 16, 2015 23:34
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anyone talking poo poo about american ninja warrior can eat a dick
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Sep 16, 2015 23:37
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My hands hurt.
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Sep 17, 2015 01:07
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thathonkey posted:actually short people have a huge disadvantage in just about every challenge Really? It always looked to me like no one over 6' tall (a generous cutoff for not being short and sad) ever gets too far.
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