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Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
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Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

My dick smells like your mother's pussy.

I'm actually a test tube baby and have two father's

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
im a white male in my 20s who appears normal but is very poorly self medicated not unlike patrick bateman but with no money or hooker deaths

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

My dick smells like your mother's pussy.

She's 75. More power to ya!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I live in Utah and I eat saltines with diet coke

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex

Helpimscared posted:

I like pianists better

I play piano.

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
i like sweets, but hate fat people and live in constant fear of becoming who i hate.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I'm pretty sure still have every single sheet I have ever had in my entire life, and I'm feeling somewhat overwhelmed by them, to be honest.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
my posting is not good

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

spectres of autism posted:

my posting is not good

I can tell

naem
May 29, 2011

I look exactly like I did twelve years ago and it's kind of creeping me out

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im gay

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014


i can also confess to this

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I like to punch people in the face. When I'm not doing that, I enjoy listening to late 19th/early 20th century chamber music and also watching ballets featuring choreography by George Balanchine. But mostly I like to punch people in the face.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

I love God and Marxism

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and i like to kiss my own butt

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

I have a genius IQ packaged nicely with aggressive comorbid mental illnesses and they cancel out like a silent shart

Edit:

Enfield posted:

im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and i like to kiss my own butt

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I am stranded on Pluto.
Can someone come get me?













































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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Enfield posted:

im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and i like to kiss my own butt

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