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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > describe your dilz in three words
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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
the ejaculate conception

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
The curved emperor.

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The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.
l o l

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drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
 soulja boy tellem

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I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
lemmy's facial wart

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
long dong sliver

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

hot gay gently caress


TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

super saiyan president
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cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
 el floppy dilz

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
loving your mom

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
 mutilated by jews

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

 bababooey bababooey bababooey

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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
i am gay

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010
Fun Shoe
World's biggest microschlong

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
 jon pop's nemesis

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
 Titanic: Director's Cut

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LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

 I'm so sorry

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
can of corn

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The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
 short and stout

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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Itchy and Scratchy

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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
slightly above average

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pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
shamefully smega smothered

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MacPac
Jun 2, 2006

Grimey Drawer
In your mom

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haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
 Never been used

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
pussy slaying kielbasa

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
 Friend of Dorothy

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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Professor Shark posted:



your avatar made me think of a good one


deep space 9

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Friend of Dorothy

The joke from Arrested Development makes more sense now.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
In Three Words

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

 ha ha ha

Tom Brady posted:

your avatar made me think of a good one


deep space 9

miles o' miles

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Small Shriveled Soft

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Really loving Sick

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
Massive Attack - Teardrop

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klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
Unf poot zzz

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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

 Tiny Dangling Fury

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
is it in?

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
 stubborn itchy rash

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Tough, but fair.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
It's penis shaped

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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
the x-files

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