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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
What should i get????

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

tamarind paste

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
raped

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
haggis

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


technical support

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
im going to get yoghurt

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
extra small condoms

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

bad boy, BAD!

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
actual answer, sweet chili sauce

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
street turds

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005

Roger Craig posted:

Here's a list of some foodborne illnesses which can kill you:
Botulism
E coli - there are enterotoxigenic E coli which can kill you by inducing hemolytic uremia through their ability to produce Shiga toxins which shut down your kidneys
Listeriosis
Typhoid fever
Cholera

In addition there are plenty of very prevalent foodborne illnesses out there which will make you wish you were dead (severe vomiting and diarrhea), such as:
norovirus
cryptosporidiosis

These are primarily caused by food sourcing/sanitation issues. Just be careful which food carts you decide to eat from.



OhYeah posted:

A couple of other potentially very nasty diseases caused by parasites that can spread through inadequately cooked meat or unwashed fruit and vegetables:

toxoplasmosis
toxocariasis

In extreme cases they can cause permanent brain and central nervous system damage and vision loss.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

killaer posted:

bad boy, BAD!

please do not try to force your western values on their ancient culture of nonstop indiscriminate rape

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
A wooden cigar store indian.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
firewaterand smallpox blankets

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

wampum

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
chinee cake

http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=88581

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
soap

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




curry

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
asafoetida

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
regardless of what you buy this is what you're going to get:

- bloated stomach
- diarrhea
- rectal bleeding
- burning anal sensation
- horrible odor throughout your house (and rear end)

so good luck and good riddance OP

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
:gas:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
not an expert, but serious post:

Patak's curry paste

those little box meals by MTR.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pizza.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
take a poo poo on the floor, pick it up, and smear it across the windows and counter

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

Rose water

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

xutech posted:

Rose water

gay :getout:

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Cheap bulk rice, ghee, and paratha bread.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

NotWearingPants posted:

not an expert, but serious post:

Patak's curry paste

I prefer Mae Ploy curry paste

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
burfi, if they have it

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



goat meat

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Heinous body odor

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

maize

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
A punch in the face.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

oncearoundaltair posted:

A punch in the face.

frenzal rhombs only good song, and the only good version was on music jamboree. :colbert:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
What does an Indian grocery store smell like? I'd imagine loosing my appetite walking into one.

Sex Cop
Mar 22, 2015

You have the right to remain horny.
OP make sure to haggle over price for at least 45 minutes, regardless of what you buy.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Indian people are nice. Maybe if you people had any job skills you would encounter them at work.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

NotWearingPants posted:

Indian people are nice. Maybe if you people had any job skills you would encounter them at work.

what kind of job market is there for professional rapists

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Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
rapeseed oil

its super effective

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