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NC-17 posted:Like Ryan Griffin would want a coach who would tell him to eat poo poo on a regular basis. I assume you meant Grigson? I am pleased with the Colts dysfunction, anything which cracks the door open a bit wider for the Steelers for one last longshot run is great. Already a steep hill to climb with the Pats, Bengals, and one/some/all of the AFCW contenders looking potent. Plus Jacksonville - Division Leader is a great thing to see again.
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Sep 22, 2015 14:44
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We have this...mike shula
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Sep 22, 2015 14:48
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wandler20 posted:Maybe that Pagano hot seat thing was real after all. Well he's publicly throwing Luck under the bus. He, uh, he's not going to win that battle.
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Sep 22, 2015 15:02
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kalensc posted:I assume you meant Grigson?
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Sep 22, 2015 16:55
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Alright you nerds I have a new ranking to argue over this week. Moved Jason Garrett to "zero danger" since nobody will blame him if/when the Cowboys sink with no Romo or Dez. McCarthy is in 100% safety after a convincing win over Seattle. Andy Reid and Chip Kelly ... gently caress, we'll get to them. ZERO DANGER Bill Belichick, New England Patriots John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers Mike McCoy, San Diego Chargers Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys Mike McCarthy, Green Bay Packers Mike Zimmer, Minnesota Vikings Pete Carroll, Seattle Seahawks Bruce Arians, Arizona Cardinals FIRST-YEAR GRACE PERIOD Rex Ryan, Buffalo Bills Todd Bowles, New York Jets Gary Kubiak, Denver Broncos Jack Del Rio, Oakland Raiders John Fox, Chicago Bears Dan Quinn, Atlanta Falcons Jim Tomsula, San Francisco 49ers MILD Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals: The 2-0 start is cool and good. Still want to see that playoff win before I put him in "zero danger." Bill O'Brien, Houston Texans: Turns out that taking on Belichick's sloppy seconds at QB isn't a sound strategy. Who knew? The Texans' offense is DOA until Arian Foster comes back. Gus Bradley, Jacksonville Jaguars: Gutted out a win over Miami with Blake Bortles looking more than competent. There's hope for this team yet, so I'll bump Bradley down to the "mild" section for now. Andy Reid, Kansas City Chiefs: Chiefs posters convinced me that Reid was safe, and then he goes on to have the most Peak Andy Reid game ever. He will never not get in his own way, so I'm sticking him here and y'all will have to deal. Jim Caldwell, Detroit Lions: The Lions have had an uninspiring start to the season, but I've seen nothing to indicate that Caldwell is in real danger. OC Joe Lombardi could be the sacrificial lamb, though. Sean Payton, New Orleans Saints: Payton is a tough one for me to grade. There's no doubt that the Saints are in real trouble right now, and if Brees' shoulder injury is significant their 2015 season could go up in smoke. The question for me is, how much rope does Payton have for dragging the Saints to relevance, and how much rope will he have left when their contention window closes? I'll be monitoring this one closely. MODERATE Ken Whisenhunt, Tennessee Titans: If this ends up being a repeat of last season (Titans have big Week 1 win, poo poo the bed the rest of the way) then someone else will be mentoring Mariota soon. Jay Gruden, Washington: Bumped him down from HOTTTT for now. While his position is as tenuous as Kirk Cousins' competence, Washington pulled off an impressive win and the NFC East looks wide open this year. We'll see how this plays out. Tom Coughlin, New York Giants: Another week, another baffling game management gaffe that costs them the win. Blowing two double-digit leads in two straight games does absolutely nothing to help Coughlin's cause. Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers: He's got nothing to work with at WR or OL, but Rivera has made chicken salad out of chicken poo poo in the past. A win over a reeling Texans team doesn't move the needle either way. Lovie Smith, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Winston looked a lot better in Week 2, but I think that win said a lot more about the Saints than the Bucs. We'll learn more about this team (and its coach) in the next month or so. Jeff Fisher, St. Louis Rams: Same ol' sorry-rear end Rams. I tried to warn you guys when you kept saying "this time they're for real!" HOTTTT Joe Philbin, Miami Dolphins: Ehud and Crazy deserve better. If the Fins don't make the playoffs he'll be gone. Chuck Pagano, Indianapolis Colts: Pagano's fate may have been decided by front-office shenanigans, but if he delivered on the field all that chatter would shut up quick. Instead, it's just gotten louder and with no contract next year, Pagano is as good as gone. Time to start fantasizing about his replacement before Irsay lets you down again, Colts posters. Chip Kelly, Philadelphia Eagles:  It's me, I was the fool for hopping on Chip's Wild Ride.Mike Pettine, Cleveland Browns: It's the Jimmy Haslam Browns. Every coach is on the hot seat until proven otherwise.
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Sep 24, 2015 06:12
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JDR should really be moved to zero danger. e: eh, misread that, yeah, he's in the correct category
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Sep 24, 2015 06:21
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warcrimes posted:JDR should really be moved to zero danger. Yeah, first-year coaches are always safe unless there's an absolute collapse. Jim Tomsula could get there yet, but I'm playing it safe for now.
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Sep 24, 2015 06:22
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Marvin Lewis took over a crap team that hadn't had a winning season in over a decade, has been pretty consistently successful as a coach, is long tenured and doesn't really cost very much. The Cincy fanbase may be out for blood, but that's a move that doesn't make a whole lot of sense for an owner who's never really shown that he's interested in blowing everything up and trying to win now.
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Sep 24, 2015 08:10
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Andy Reid's danger is nearly non-existent. It would take a disaster season that would make even Romeo Crennel say god drat and even than he would still probably get a mulligan. Clark Hunt spent a lot to get rid of Todd Haley, Scott Pioli and Romeo Crennel. He's not going to pay even more money for dudes to ride the couch again this soon.
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Sep 25, 2015 07:29
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LiquidFriend posted:Andy Reid's danger is nearly non-existent. How many coaches are still getting paid by Dan Snyder to do nothing?
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Sep 25, 2015 20:43
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Just get started packing, Pagano
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Sep 27, 2015 20:03
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Chris James 2 posted:Just get started packing, Pagano Based on his interviews I'm pretty sure he already put his stuff in boxes
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Sep 27, 2015 20:07
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Wrong thread
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Sep 27, 2015 20:29
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Benne posted:How many coaches are still getting paid by Dan Snyder to do nothing? Clark Hunt isn't Daniel Snyder.
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Sep 27, 2015 20:34
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Chris James 2 posted:Just get started packing, Whisenhunt
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Sep 27, 2015 20:57
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Chip lives
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Sep 27, 2015 21:29
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So when does Philbin get fired?
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Sep 27, 2015 22:58
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DOOP posted:So when does Philbin get fired? God Willing it's already happened.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:02
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Who is going to be the big name coach everyone wants to hire this offseason?
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Sep 27, 2015 23:05
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Christ Pseudoscientist posted:Who is going to be the big name coach everyone wants to hire this offseason? Kingsbury from Texas tech.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:08
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Christ Pseudoscientist posted:Who is going to be the big name coach everyone wants to hire this offseason? Big Bob Pataki
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Sep 27, 2015 23:10
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Hopefully there are some actual interesting coordinators coming through the pipeline so we don't get another round of boring retread hires like last year.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:29
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Josh McDaniels should be a hot commodity in 2016 
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Sep 27, 2015 23:39
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sean10mm posted:Josh McDaniels should be a hot commodity in 2016 He might be OK if you never ever give him GM powers.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:33
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Christ Pseudoscientist posted:Who is going to be the big name coach everyone wants to hire this offseason? Ray Horton
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Sep 28, 2015 00:36
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Metapod posted:Ray Horton Tim Horton
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Sep 28, 2015 00:38
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sean10mm posted:Josh McDaniels should be a hot commodity in 2016 I mean, the offense is amazing right now. The guy is just a loving trainwreck, but hey, you know, better your team then mine when Belichick retires.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:40
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axeil posted:He might be OK if you never ever give him GM powers. The Hue Jackson Syndrome
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Sep 28, 2015 00:42
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Jota posted:Chip lives I have to say I'm really impressed with how the defense is playing. Julio Jones excluded they have locked down the other team's passing game. Give a lot of credit to Bill Davis. If he keeps this up he could be a coaching candidate himself.
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Sep 28, 2015 00:47
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Hue Jackson would be an amazing coach if you made sure he had 0 GM powers
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Sep 28, 2015 00:53
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axeil posted:I have to say I'm really impressed with how the defense is playing. Julio Jones excluded they have locked down the other team's passing game. Give a lot of credit to Bill Davis. If he keeps this up he could be a coaching candidate himself. I feel the need to concur, having watched more than 1 eagles game this season. That defense is p loving good, and it is absolutely keeping you in games.
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Sep 28, 2015 02:49
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Kalli posted:I mean, the offense is amazing right now. "Retires." You Pats fans are so mean. Bill Belichick will die coaching the Patriots and only then will his true work begin.
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Sep 28, 2015 04:05
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Please, someone take Cable and Bevell.
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Sep 28, 2015 04:18
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Benne posted:MILD God willing. Every time a talking head says "He's the grandson of Vince Lombardi!" I just picture some random accountant in Ohio who is also Lombardi's grandson, but doesn't have the name because it's on his mom's side, and that Lombardi son is the one who got all of Vince's football genius but was never given a chance because his last name is Smith or something boring. Meanwhile Joe gets a seven-figure salary off of his last name alone. Good living if you can get it, I suppose.
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Sep 28, 2015 04:40
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LiquidFriend posted:Not every owner is Dan Snyder dumb. Andy Reid is in no danger, barring a disaster year. Yes, Dan Snyder has playoff appearances and wins.
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Sep 28, 2015 05:27
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C-Euro posted:Meanwhile Joe gets a seven-figure salary off of his last name alone. Good living if you can get it, I suppose. Lombardi was a "defensive assistant" with Atlanta before joining the Saints as an "offensive assistant". He's a jack of all trades!
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Sep 28, 2015 05:47
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Chris James 2 posted:Big Bob Pataki "gently caress my dead gay offense"
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Sep 28, 2015 05:52
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If the Dolphins fired Philbin in the next two weeks or so, would they win more games?
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Sep 28, 2015 18:29
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NC-17 posted:If the Dolphins fired Philbin in the next two weeks or so, would they win more games? Who would they be promoting?
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