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symbolic posted:lmao that's loving amazing. do you fap to them? No but I'm sure she did....which creeps the gently caress out of me
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:No but I'm sure she did....which creeps the gently caress out of me more like gives you fat hard wood
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:Mine was notorious in the late 90's for having a neo-Confederate student group dubbed "The All-American Boys." They dressed up like cowboys and I had one of them as a TA in debate class. When the teacher left the office a couple of times, he'd lecture us all about the War of Northern Aggression (school is located in a north suburb of Minneapolis, MN.) After I graduated, it made the national news for leading the nation in LGBT teen suicides and having a school board that basically encouraged it in the name of religious freedom. Bowlcutbarricade posted:No but I'm sure she did....which creeps the gently caress out of me
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:45 |
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jackyl posted:lmao post the goddamn pics symbolic posted:you better post them Currently looking through my old chat logs for a link to it. It was super gay anime cuddling poo poo.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:50 |
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I got suspended from school once. They found a switchblade in my locker. I took a swing at a cop. I'm just mad all the time.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:02 |
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I went to University Highschool and graduated in 2001. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_High_School_(Orlando,_Florida) A kid got killed in a fight in the parking lot and some girl who does porn now went there. The most interesting thing about the school was my 4th period walk to class my senior year. You can't go through the orange area because the buses parked there. I was usually still on time to class because I never went to my locker and my last class my senior year was art and I wanted to get back to drawing Goku or something. Some how I never got rained on that I can remember.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:04 |
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I went to a pretty good school but one time a literal riot broke out after someone started a food fight in the cafeteria. Literally everyone in the school lost their minds and started mobbing in the open center throwing poo poo at each other while all the nerds (including me) watched from a distance. One kid threw an unopened can of soda and it hit a girl in the head and paralyzed her, idk if it was permanent though. Another kid punched a teacher in the face and the teacher tackled him to the ground and the campus cop cuffed him. e: this was all on the same day
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:13 |
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My school in the post-columbine days had a shooter call in and say that he was gonna go to school and shoot everybody but changed his mind because the school was just that crappy.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:17 |
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in 9th grade our ap biology teacher left halfway through and some christian guy took over and just made us draw anatomy diagrams. he also used the banana example to try to prove intelligent design. in 10th grade i had a janitor from another highschool for a history teacher. he focused on the bible. and in 11th grade we had no teacher at all. just a series of substitutes who let us play cards. but our football team was awesome. i played nose guard.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:21 |
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EnderWiggin posted:An ex pupil petrol bombed our primary school.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:22 |
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Okay so the gay hentai pics were taken down by her after one of my freinds screamed at her for making my whole family think I was gay. BUT. I do have a portrait she did that's creepy as gently caress
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:26 |
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hello hentai mick jagger or are you hentai david bowie i can't really tell
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:29 |
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oh yeah, some kid freshman year climbed the wall of the cafeteria. two walls were just glass panes with foot-wide ledges separating them, so he was able to climb about 20 feet up and strike a superman pose. then he got suspended for two weeks. i think he's studying bio at UoD now.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:35 |
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Wow you must be beautiful~<3 During sophomore & senior year, my highschool made us wear lanyards at all times with our ID attached - they could snap off in case everyone started trying to strangle each other with them. Autoshop class was pretty cool, we'd just watch top gear most of the time. All in all it wasn't worth it though, OUR SENIOR QUOTES WEREN'T ADDED TO THE loving YEARBOOK.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 01:37 |
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Mainly it was the terrible, terrible teachers. Soooo many terrible teachers. 1/3 of the way into senior year my Geometry teacher went on maternity leave and they got a sub who supposedly knew what he was doing. All he did was ramble a bit, then talk about his loving childhood in Michigan the entire time. For months. All about Michigan, with some sprinklings of math and homework thrown in. Christ knows what he submitted as grades because not even the A students knew wtf. Eventually they fired him and forced the computer science teacher to teach us on his off period. That poor Comp Sci teacher asked us a couple of questions, realized we were nowhere near the lesson plan and gave the gently caress up. We spent the rest of the year surfing the web and watching Dumb and Dumber a million times (it was his favorite movie), and even had questions about that stupid dumbfuck movie on the final exam. I still don't know the first thing about geometry. There are shapes? I don't know. Ask me about that stupid loving movie. I even took his real computer science course and he just fed us programs from the book and played that stupid movie endlessly. Also one of the Chemistry teachers rage-quit halfway through the year so my junior year we had another sub who taught us the wrong way to do things for loving weeks before someone realized and the real Chemistry teacher had to take our class on his off period to try and teach us real things. He didn't give up, but we didn't do so well because we were months behind the lesson plans again. All of the coaches I had as teachers just half-assed their way through biology and geography. No, I don't know how to find things on a map. No, I don't know poo poo about biology except we had a bitchin' power point with a moose with a rainbow background at some point. tl;dr I know more about Michigan winters 40 years ago and Dumb and Dumber than I ever learned about geometry, chemistry, biology or loving programming.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:31 |
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My school was ok, but you couldn't wear shorts or have any facial hair. But I showed them, I now have 5 or 6 pair of lovely basketball shorts and a pretty long gross goatee. Checkmate school.
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empty sea posted:Mainly it was the terrible, terrible teachers. Soooo many terrible teachers.
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symbolic posted:my senior year intro to stat teacher was a conspiracy theorist that talked about government secrets and world of warcraft 2/3rds of the time. christ knows how i passed with an A. did you mutter zug zug while taking tests in his class?
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 02:46 |
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Combine all the worst aspects of a poor underfunded inner city school with a backwards rural Texas school and that's my high school. It pulled in all of the students from the terrifying murder ghetto as well as the suburbs, the deep rural trash and even a few relatively rich kids who only went there because it's the only high school in 25 miles and the private schools stopped at 8th grade.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 06:20 |
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symbolic posted:oh yeah, some kid freshman year climbed the wall of the cafeteria. two walls were just glass panes with foot-wide ledges separating them, so he was able to climb about 20 feet up and strike a superman pose. then he got suspended for two weeks. i think he's studying bio at UoD now. My freshman year j did this except instead of reaching the top and striking a pose, the wall deconstructed on top of me and I needed stitches
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 06:23 |
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my high school had several computer labs, two story library, Olympic sized swimming pool, state of the art fitness center, 2 football fields, a baseball field, and an extremely expensive sports program. why yes most of the students were white
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Volume posted:my high school had several computer labs, two story library, Olympic sized swimming pool, state of the art fitness center, 2 football fields, a baseball field, and an extremely expensive sports program. why yes most of the students were white yeah but it kind of went to hell when the reactor 3 exploded
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:This is literally a picture of a drunk guy who crashed into the side of our school during the day. He also ran off It's also literally the smartest thing you can do if you're a retard who drunk drives into anything
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 06:40 |
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From the second semester of my junior year until I graduated, I didn't have poo poo to do and was pretty much on autopilot. Showed up to class like 20 minutes late one time because I wanted a mcmuffin. That probably explains why i'm such a failure right now.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 07:05 |
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I went to a ritzy public highschool for my first two years and then a VERY ritzy private school for my last two years. The private school was great, and also cost twice a much per year as my college education. I highly suggest being born as a white male in an upper middle class home.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 07:16 |
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it was p cool, we were the only high school in the city with a swimming pool, which meant it was sick to go swimming at lunch when it was 35 degrees, but not so much fun when for a term your PE classes consisted of laps for 2 hours.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 07:40 |
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I launched a tater tot into the ceiling my Junior year and the last time I was in the cafeteria I noticed it was still stuck, which was 4 years later. I don't think they clean the school much. The football stadium is really nice though, so at least it has that going for it. Also the head history teacher didn't think astronauts landed on the moon because "If we actually went there, why didn't we ever go back? "
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One of my fondest memory of high school was when some friends and I were smoking a joint during lunch at one of those crappy metal tables they had outside and one of my friends girlfriend came up and started shouting at him for something or another and was so into yelling at him that she didn't notice one of us creeping up behind her. That kid smacked her so hard across the back of the head that her weave fell right off and oh how we laughed.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 08:09 |
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was your school mascot the jetsons?
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 08:25 |
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Sperghetti posted:Nah, my highschool was pretty white, er I mean nice.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 08:28 |
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there was a month long period where some one would let off multiple stink bombs every single day
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 08:29 |
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I went to a nice public school in teh burbs where the only real problems were the kids themselves being assholes toe ach other and insecure.
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Vin BioEthanol posted:we wouldn't have expected any different Ouch
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_H._White_High_School My high school's Wikipedia. I was in the model UN club, which was run to the ground my senior year. Oh, my model un coach's car was tagged by a rival high school. I remember having a lovely health teacher that told us if we had anal we'd tear our colons and die. Also it's not fair for girls to give guys boners and if we do we have to do something about it since it'll hurt the guy. We had a principal who was a huge Star Trek fan. The teachers hated him and many really good ones quit because of him, which sucks. There used to be a cool home economics class where you could actually cook (I remember making cookies and lots of coffee). And for marine biology we actually got to go to a mini aquarium and the beach to catch specimens This was an F school too so the few programs we did have was pretty shocking. There were fights pretty frequently but I don't think there was ever like serious injuries. Oh oh it was also a school for handicapped students (they had their own building called mod 5). It wasn't uncommon to see chicks in wheel chairs beating up able bodied students. Or mentally handicapped kids loving behind the building and bathrooms. There was one girl who was known for her $5 blow jobs.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 09:20 |
I had a history teacher who was railing one of the students for a while. He got caught cause he got drunk and went to her (parents) house. He was always hungover in class and never taught us anything, but he did have us watch band of brothers though so thats cool. He got replaced by a sub who discovered he kept terrible records and we had to re-take a bunch of tests.
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Our principal left her husband to be with a lesbian English teacher. Two Spanish teachers hooked up, too. And a math teacher and another English teacher got married. Vice principal became mayor a few years later. My history teacher was a radical activist who wrote serial killers in prison. It was and is a good school imo.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 10:03 |
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I got kicked out of my graduation for taking pills and climbing on the roof with some guys who were trying to evade security because they hadnt bought tickets. Still dunno why I did that, I bought mine. My date who was my best friend didn't talk to me for a year. Plenty of cases of teachers hitting students, usually with doubts over who threw the first punch. Also one sleazebag alcoholic teacher who was barred from attending graduations for hitting on students. Once had to be restrained by other male teachers from fighting a girls boyfriend at a bar just after graduation, when the guy stood up to him for hitting on and groping his girlfriend.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 10:24 |
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We were 2 thousand well behaved kids in a lovely neighborhood. We could order drugs via text message and have them delivered on site by a guy on a scooter it was pretty boss. One day the retard kids from an other high school where running and screaming in one of the buildings, one of them triggered the fire alarm and the fireproof doors closed, they ran head first into it and hurt themselves lol unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Sep 17, 2015 |
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my high school had a planetarium
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 10:56 |
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Mine was pretty regular for Ireland, biggest things we had I guess was a guy who murdered his girlfriend a few years after and sort of up and coming actor robert sheen went there. He missed alot of time because he was filming a kids show, and got pretty up his rear end about it. A friend and I caught him beating the living poo poo out of his sister in a hallway once. Like, kicking her when she was down. Also my art teacher was a recently divorced recovering heroin addict.
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