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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

symbolic posted:

lmao that's loving amazing. do you fap to them?

No but I'm sure she did....which creeps the gently caress out of me

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Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

No but I'm sure she did....which creeps the gently caress out of me

more like gives you fat hard wood

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

Mine was notorious in the late 90's for having a neo-Confederate student group dubbed "The All-American Boys." They dressed up like cowboys and I had one of them as a TA in debate class. When the teacher left the office a couple of times, he'd lecture us all about the War of Northern Aggression (school is located in a north suburb of Minneapolis, MN.) After I graduated, it made the national news for leading the nation in LGBT teen suicides and having a school board that basically encouraged it in the name of religious freedom.
the only claim to fame my school has is that Todd Howard of Bethesda went there :shrug:

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

No but I'm sure she did....which creeps the gently caress out of me
you better post them

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

jackyl posted:

lmao post the goddamn pics


symbolic posted:

you better post them

Currently looking through my old chat logs for a link to it. It was super gay anime cuddling poo poo.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I got suspended from school once. They found a switchblade in my locker. I took a swing at a cop. I'm just mad all the time.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
I went to University Highschool and graduated in 2001.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_High_School_(Orlando,_Florida)

A kid got killed in a fight in the parking lot and some girl who does porn now went there. The most interesting thing about the school was my 4th period walk to class my senior year.



You can't go through the orange area because the buses parked there. I was usually still on time to class because I never went to my locker and my last class my senior year was art and I wanted to get back to drawing Goku or something. Some how I never got rained on that I can remember.

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

I went to a pretty good school but one time a literal riot broke out after someone started a food fight in the cafeteria. Literally everyone in the school lost their minds and started mobbing in the open center throwing poo poo at each other while all the nerds (including me) watched from a distance. One kid threw an unopened can of soda and it hit a girl in the head and paralyzed her, idk if it was permanent though. Another kid punched a teacher in the face and the teacher tackled him to the ground and the campus cop cuffed him.

e: this was all on the same day

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
My school in the post-columbine days had a shooter call in and say that he was gonna go to school and shoot everybody but changed his mind because the school was just that crappy.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

in 9th grade our ap biology teacher left halfway through and some christian guy took over and just made us draw anatomy diagrams. he also used the banana example to try to prove intelligent design. in 10th grade i had a janitor from another highschool for a history teacher. he focused on the bible. and in 11th grade we had no teacher at all. just a series of substitutes who let us play cards. but our football team was awesome. i played nose guard.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

EnderWiggin posted:

An ex pupil petrol bombed our primary school.
Our K-8 school was burned down by three of the students, and they got away with it.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Okay so the gay hentai pics were taken down by her after one of my freinds screamed at her for making my whole family think I was gay. BUT. I do have a portrait she did that's creepy as gently caress

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

hello hentai mick jagger

or are you hentai david bowie

i can't really tell

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

oh yeah, some kid freshman year climbed the wall of the cafeteria. two walls were just glass panes with foot-wide ledges separating them, so he was able to climb about 20 feet up and strike a superman pose. then he got suspended for two weeks. i think he's studying bio at UoD now.

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

Wow you must be beautiful~<3

During sophomore & senior year, my highschool made us wear lanyards at all times with our ID attached - they could snap off in case everyone started trying to strangle each other with them.

Autoshop class was pretty cool, we'd just watch top gear most of the time.

All in all it wasn't worth it though, OUR SENIOR QUOTES WEREN'T ADDED TO THE loving YEARBOOK.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
Mainly it was the terrible, terrible teachers. Soooo many terrible teachers.

1/3 of the way into senior year my Geometry teacher went on maternity leave and they got a sub who supposedly knew what he was doing. All he did was ramble a bit, then talk about his loving childhood in Michigan the entire time. For months. All about Michigan, with some sprinklings of math and homework thrown in. Christ knows what he submitted as grades because not even the A students knew wtf. Eventually they fired him and forced the computer science teacher to teach us on his off period.

That poor Comp Sci teacher asked us a couple of questions, realized we were nowhere near the lesson plan and gave the gently caress up. We spent the rest of the year surfing the web and watching Dumb and Dumber a million times (it was his favorite movie), and even had questions about that stupid dumbfuck movie on the final exam. I still don't know the first thing about geometry. There are shapes? I don't know. Ask me about that stupid loving movie. I even took his real computer science course and he just fed us programs from the book and played that stupid movie endlessly.

Also one of the Chemistry teachers rage-quit halfway through the year so my junior year we had another sub who taught us the wrong way to do things for loving weeks before someone realized and the real Chemistry teacher had to take our class on his off period to try and teach us real things. He didn't give up, but we didn't do so well because we were months behind the lesson plans again.

All of the coaches I had as teachers just half-assed their way through biology and geography. No, I don't know how to find things on a map. No, I don't know poo poo about biology except we had a bitchin' power point with a moose with a rainbow background at some point.

tl;dr I know more about Michigan winters 40 years ago and Dumb and Dumber than I ever learned about geometry, chemistry, biology or loving programming.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
My school was ok, but you couldn't wear shorts or have any facial hair. But I showed them, I now have 5 or 6 pair of lovely basketball shorts and a pretty long gross goatee. Checkmate school.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

empty sea posted:

Mainly it was the terrible, terrible teachers. Soooo many terrible teachers.

1/3 of the way into senior year my Geometry teacher went on maternity leave and they got a sub who supposedly knew what he was doing. All he did was ramble a bit, then talk about his loving childhood in Michigan the entire time. For months. All about Michigan, with some sprinklings of math and homework thrown in. Christ knows what he submitted as grades because not even the A students knew wtf. Eventually they fired him and forced the computer science teacher to teach us on his off period.

That poor Comp Sci teacher asked us a couple of questions, realized we were nowhere near the lesson plan and gave the gently caress up. We spent the rest of the year surfing the web and watching Dumb and Dumber a million times (it was his favorite movie), and even had questions about that stupid dumbfuck movie on the final exam. I still don't know the first thing about geometry. There are shapes? I don't know. Ask me about that stupid loving movie. I even took his real computer science course and he just fed us programs from the book and played that stupid movie endlessly.

Also one of the Chemistry teachers rage-quit halfway through the year so my junior year we had another sub who taught us the wrong way to do things for loving weeks before someone realized and the real Chemistry teacher had to take our class on his off period to try and teach us real things. He didn't give up, but we didn't do so well because we were months behind the lesson plans again.

All of the coaches I had as teachers just half-assed their way through biology and geography. No, I don't know how to find things on a map. No, I don't know poo poo about biology except we had a bitchin' power point with a moose with a rainbow background at some point.

tl;dr I know more about Michigan winters 40 years ago and Dumb and Dumber than I ever learned about geometry, chemistry, biology or loving programming.
my senior year intro to stat teacher was a conspiracy theorist that talked about government secrets and world of warcraft 2/3rds of the time. christ knows how i passed with an A.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

symbolic posted:

my senior year intro to stat teacher was a conspiracy theorist that talked about government secrets and world of warcraft 2/3rds of the time. christ knows how i passed with an A.

did you mutter zug zug while taking tests in his class?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Combine all the worst aspects of a poor underfunded inner city school with a backwards rural Texas school and that's my high school. It pulled in all of the students from the terrifying murder ghetto as well as the suburbs, the deep rural trash and even a few relatively rich kids who only went there because it's the only high school in 25 miles and the private schools stopped at 8th grade.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

symbolic posted:

oh yeah, some kid freshman year climbed the wall of the cafeteria. two walls were just glass panes with foot-wide ledges separating them, so he was able to climb about 20 feet up and strike a superman pose. then he got suspended for two weeks. i think he's studying bio at UoD now.

My freshman year j did this except instead of reaching the top and striking a pose, the wall deconstructed on top of me and I needed stitches

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
my high school had several computer labs, two story library, Olympic sized swimming pool, state of the art fitness center, 2 football fields, a baseball field, and an extremely expensive sports program. why yes most of the students were white

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Volume posted:

my high school had several computer labs, two story library, Olympic sized swimming pool, state of the art fitness center, 2 football fields, a baseball field, and an extremely expensive sports program. why yes most of the students were white

yeah but it kind of went to hell when the reactor 3 exploded

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

This is literally a picture of a drunk guy who crashed into the side of our school during the day. He also ran off



It's also literally the smartest thing you can do if you're a retard who drunk drives into anything

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
From the second semester of my junior year until I graduated, I didn't have poo poo to do and was pretty much on autopilot. Showed up to class like 20 minutes late one time because I wanted a mcmuffin. That probably explains why i'm such a failure right now.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
I went to a ritzy public highschool for my first two years and then a VERY ritzy private school for my last two years.

The private school was great, and also cost twice a much per year as my college education.

I highly suggest being born as a white male in an upper middle class home.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
it was p cool, we were the only high school in the city with a swimming pool, which meant it was sick to go swimming at lunch when it was 35 degrees, but not so much fun when for a term your PE classes consisted of laps for 2 hours.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
I launched a tater tot into the ceiling my Junior year and the last time I was in the cafeteria I noticed it was still stuck, which was 4 years later. I don't think they clean the school much. The football stadium is really nice though, so at least it has that going for it.



Also the head history teacher didn't think astronauts landed on the moon because "If we actually went there, why didn't we ever go back? :smug:"

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
One of my fondest memory of high school was when some friends and I were smoking a joint during lunch at one of those crappy metal tables they had outside and one of my friends girlfriend came up and started shouting at him for something or another and was so into yelling at him that she didn't notice one of us creeping up behind her. That kid smacked her so hard across the back of the head that her weave fell right off and oh how we laughed.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

was your school mascot the jetsons?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Sperghetti posted:

Nah, my highschool was pretty white, er I mean nice.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

there was a month long period where some one would let off multiple stink bombs every single day

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I went to a nice public school in teh burbs where the only real problems were the kids themselves being assholes toe ach other and insecure.

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Vin BioEthanol posted:

we wouldn't have expected any different

except the you thinking it was sad part


Ouch

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_H._White_High_School

My high school's Wikipedia. I was in the model UN club, which was run to the ground my senior year. Oh, my model un coach's car was tagged by a rival high school.

I remember having a lovely health teacher that told us if we had anal we'd tear our colons and die. Also it's not fair for girls to give guys boners and if we do we have to do something about it since it'll hurt the guy.

We had a principal who was a huge Star Trek fan. The teachers hated him and many really good ones quit because of him, which sucks. There used to be a cool home economics class where you could actually cook (I remember making cookies and lots of coffee). And for marine biology we actually got to go to a mini aquarium and the beach to catch specimens :3:

This was an F school too so the few programs we did have was pretty shocking. There were fights pretty frequently but I don't think there was ever like serious injuries.

Oh oh it was also a school for handicapped students (they had their own building called mod 5). It wasn't uncommon to see chicks in wheel chairs beating up able bodied students. Or mentally handicapped kids loving behind the building and bathrooms. There was one girl who was known for her $5 blow jobs.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I had a history teacher who was railing one of the students for a while. He got caught cause he got drunk and went to her (parents) house. He was always hungover in class and never taught us anything, but he did have us watch band of brothers though so thats cool. He got replaced by a sub who discovered he kept terrible records and we had to re-take a bunch of tests.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Our principal left her husband to be with a lesbian English teacher.
Two Spanish teachers hooked up, too.
And a math teacher and another English teacher got married.
Vice principal became mayor a few years later.
My history teacher was a radical activist who wrote serial killers in prison.

It was and is a good school imo.

Tiocfaidh Yar Ma
Dec 5, 2012

Surprising Adventures!
I got kicked out of my graduation for taking pills and climbing on the roof with some guys who were trying to evade security because they hadnt bought tickets. Still dunno why I did that, I bought mine. My date who was my best friend didn't talk to me for a year.

Plenty of cases of teachers hitting students, usually with doubts over who threw the first punch. Also one sleazebag alcoholic teacher who was barred from attending graduations for hitting on students. Once had to be restrained by other male teachers from fighting a girls boyfriend at a bar just after graduation, when the guy stood up to him for hitting on and groping his girlfriend.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
We were 2 thousand well behaved kids in a lovely neighborhood. We could order drugs via text message and have them delivered on site by a guy on a scooter it was pretty boss.

One day the retard kids from an other high school where running and screaming in one of the buildings, one of them triggered the fire alarm and the fireproof doors closed, they ran head first into it and hurt themselves lol

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Sep 17, 2015

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

my high school had a planetarium

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ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Mine was pretty regular for Ireland, biggest things we had I guess was a guy who murdered his girlfriend a few years after and sort of up and coming actor robert sheen went there. He missed alot of time because he was filming a kids show, and got pretty up his rear end about it. A friend and I caught him beating the living poo poo out of his sister in a hallway once. Like, kicking her when she was down.

Also my art teacher was a recently divorced recovering heroin addict.

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